Cussing

xoxoxoBruce · 07-20-2008, 02:15 AM

Nice going, ya foul-mouthed fuckers.:p

http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/blog_cuss

lumberjim · 07-20-2008, 02:18 AM

fuck that. that motherfucking scale is full of shit. We would never say Fuck. We would never fucking say that shit!

skysidhe · 07-20-2008, 02:30 AM

dammit

jinx · 07-20-2008, 02:36 AM

Fucking slackers at those other sites I say. Cocks.

regular.joe · 07-20-2008, 03:03 AM

Holy fuckity fucking fuck! I say fuck the fucking fuckers.

Aliantha · 07-20-2008, 04:02 AM

If there was a 'best' swear, it would have to be fuck. All bar one of the posts previous to this one have it.

But I say why limit yourself to fuck? Why not expand your horizons and throw in the odd arsehole or cocksucker? What about bitching whores? They're going to feel left out if you bastards don't remember them too.

Sundae · 07-20-2008, 08:06 AM

I'm hardly going to lose any sleep over what a bunch of stupid fucking cunts with sticks up their twats think of this website.

Then again if it's by page, this page doesn't even fucking count. We'll have to go and spread the pissing news on every bloody page to inprove our shitty score.

Except IoTD of course

sweetwater · 07-20-2008, 09:30 AM

Does $@#!^&! count?

HungLikeJesus · 07-20-2008, 11:19 AM

What a coincidence. I've been thinking about starting a swearing thread. I don't know how to do it (curse, cuss, swear, etc.), and was going to ask for some advice.

Here goes: Dang!

How was that?

sweetwater · 07-20-2008, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

What a coincidence. I've been thinking about starting a swearing thread. I don't know how to do it (curse, cuss, swear, etc.), and was going to ask for some advice.

If you are going to start a swearing thread be sure to invite Mr. Parker to the party!

footfootfoot · 07-21-2008, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetwater

If you are going to start a swearing thread be sure to invite Mr. Parker to the party!

Jean Shepard is one of my favorite writers. "Phantom of the open hearth" was also great.

Quote:

Early in his tenure at WOR, he and his listeners decided to play a prank on the New York Times best-seller list; he suggested that they go to bookstores around the city and start asking for a book that didn't even exist; the listeners suggested the title (I, Libertine!), an author name (Frederick Ewing), and even gave this fictitious author a fairly detailed biography (former British civil servant, lived in South Africa, spoke on the BBC about 18th-century erotica, was married to Marjorie "a horsewoman from the North Country"). As his radio listeners included airline pilots who traveled overseas and press agents who fed information to leading gossip columnists in the city, The phony book and its phony author were soon a hot topic in transatlantic publishing circles, appearing on best-seller lists, getting mentioned in Earl Wilson's syndicated gossip column, and even getting Banned in Boston. Finally, one of his listeners, a reporter for the Wall Street Journal persuaded him that it was time to let the rest of the world in on the joke - by then, the book was such a big deal that Ballantine Publishing asked Shepherd to actually write a book called I, Libertine!, and with the help of science-fiction writer Theodore Sturgeon, he did. Needless to say, the Times didn't take kindly to having been fooled, and when they reviewed the book, they implied that Shepherd had misled his fans into asking for the book, when in fact the listeners were part of the hoax from the very beginning.

classicman · 07-20-2008, 12:53 PM

Pretty shitty start there HLJ. What kind of pussy are you? Swear like the motherfucker you wanna be.
Try it again.

SteveDallas · 07-20-2008, 01:14 PM

13.6 seems pretty damned low.

Sundae · 07-20-2008, 01:56 PM

36% MORE than other websites!

Oh Steve, I'm sorry.
You're never gonna make it as a mother-fucking bastard cunt marketer.

SteveDallas · 07-20-2008, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Oh Steve, I'm sorry.
You're never gonna make it as a mother-fucking bastard cunt marketer.

That's the nicest thing anybody's said about me in some time!

07-20-2008, 02:15 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Cussing Nice going, ya foul-mouthed fuckers.:p http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/blog_cuss Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-20-2008, 02:18 AM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	fuck that. that motherfucking scale is full of shit. We would never say Fuck. We would never fucking say that shit! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-20-2008, 02:36 AM	#4
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Fucking slackers at those other sites I say. Cocks. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

07-20-2008, 03:03 AM	#5
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	Holy fuckity fucking fuck! I say fuck the fucking fuckers. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

07-20-2008, 04:02 AM	#6
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	If there was a 'best' swear, it would have to be fuck. All bar one of the posts previous to this one have it. But I say why limit yourself to fuck? Why not expand your horizons and throw in the odd arsehole or cocksucker? What about bitching whores? They're going to feel left out if you bastards don't remember them too. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

07-20-2008, 02:30 AM	#3
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	dammit

07-20-2008, 08:06 AM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'm hardly going to lose any sleep over what a bunch of stupid fucking cunts with sticks up their twats think of this website. Then again if it's by page, this page doesn't even fucking count. We'll have to go and spread the pissing news on every bloody page to inprove our shitty score. Except IoTD of course

07-20-2008, 09:30 AM	#8
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	Does $@#!^&! count? __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

07-20-2008, 11:19 AM	#9
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	What a coincidence. I've been thinking about starting a swearing thread. I don't know how to do it (curse, cuss, swear, etc.), and was going to ask for some advice. Here goes: Dang! How was that? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

07-20-2008, 12:53 PM	#12
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Pretty shitty start there HLJ. What kind of pussy are you? Swear like the motherfucker you wanna be. Try it again. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

07-20-2008, 01:14 PM	#13
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	13.6 seems pretty damned low.

07-20-2008, 01:56 PM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	36% MORE than other websites! Oh Steve, I'm sorry. You're never gonna make it as a mother-fucking bastard cunt marketer.

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