November 4, 2008: Monkey Guard Dog

Clodfobble · 11-04-2008, 02:32 PM

Since today is the culmination of a whole lot of nationwide griping and dissent, I thought we needed a good heartwarmer even though it's not Friday.

Keepers at Jiaozuo City Zoo have given an orphan monkey its own guard dog, because the other primates in the cage were bullying it. After being forced to intervene to save its life several times, they settled upon the trained canine, named Sai Hu, and are happy to report that it has been very successful.

"Whenever the baby monkey gets bullied, he dashes up and drives the others away. And the baby monkey is also very smart. Each time he smells danger he runs to jump on the dog's back and holds on tight. The alpha male monkey has been really unhappy since we sent in Sai Hu. He tried to organise several ambushes on the little monkey, but they all failed because of the dog," said a zoo spokesman.

sweetwater · 11-04-2008, 02:43 PM

That's quite a smug mug on the monkey! And thanks for the warm fuzzy, Clodfobble. It made me smile.

Shawnee123 · 11-04-2008, 02:44 PM

Awww, that's neat. Thanks Clodfobble!

birdclaw · 11-04-2008, 02:58 PM

Sai Hu nothing more than hired muscle. A goon.

Kinda cute though.

Sundae · 11-04-2008, 02:53 PM

Clod, why did you post an unhappy monkey story?

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The alpha male monkey has been really unhappy since we sent in Sai Hu. He tried to organise several ambushes on the little monkey, but they all failed because of the dog

Poor alpha monkey. Worked hard all his life to get where he is, then some little upstart gets beaten up a few times and calls the waahaambulance.

Cicero · 11-04-2008, 03:17 PM

Oh, what a sweetheart!

Sheldonrs · 11-04-2008, 04:23 PM

If they mate, do you get a donkey?

lumberjim · 11-04-2008, 04:59 PM

nope. Moog.

Sheldonrs · 11-04-2008, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

nope. Moog.

So it will be a synthesized life form. ;-)

dar512 · 11-04-2008, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

So it will be a synthesized life form. ;-)

That was great.

Elspode · 11-04-2008, 06:18 PM

You'd think that, on this most holy of all American days, someone could have found a picture of a donkey and an elephant engaged in sexual congress for the IOTD.

Elspode · 11-04-2008, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

So it will be a synthesized life form. ;-)

Remind me to tell you sometime that you're fucking awesome, Shel.

monster · 11-04-2008, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

nope. Moog.

The Moog. (for Brits)

...pretty darn close....

newtimer · 11-04-2008, 06:30 PM

Whew...good thing I read the article. At first glance, I thought it was a photo of lumberjim's prom night. It would have explained a lot.

Sundae · 11-04-2008, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by newtimer

Whew...good thing I read the article. At first glance, I thought it was a photo of lumberjim's prom night. It would have explained a lot.

Errrrr, you do know who LJ ended up with, right?

11-04-2008, 02:32 PM	#1
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	November 4, 2008: Monkey Guard Dog Since today is the culmination of a whole lot of nationwide griping and dissent, I thought we needed a good heartwarmer even though it's not Friday. Keepers at Jiaozuo City Zoo have given an orphan monkey its own guard dog, because the other primates in the cage were bullying it. After being forced to intervene to save its life several times, they settled upon the trained canine, named Sai Hu, and are happy to report that it has been very successful. "Whenever the baby monkey gets bullied, he dashes up and drives the others away. And the baby monkey is also very smart. Each time he smells danger he runs to jump on the dog's back and holds on tight. The alpha male monkey has been really unhappy since we sent in Sai Hu. He tried to organise several ambushes on the little monkey, but they all failed because of the dog," said a zoo spokesman. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

11-04-2008, 02:43 PM	#2
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	That's quite a smug mug on the monkey! And thanks for the warm fuzzy, Clodfobble. It made me smile. __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

11-04-2008, 02:44 PM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Awww, that's neat. Thanks Clodfobble! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-04-2008, 03:17 PM	#6
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Oh, what a sweetheart! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

11-04-2008, 04:23 PM	#7
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	If they mate, do you get a donkey? __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-04-2008, 02:58 PM	#4
birdclaw putting the "g" in flight Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 145	Sai Hu nothing more than hired muscle. A goon. Kinda cute though.

11-04-2008, 04:59 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	nope. Moog. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-04-2008, 06:18 PM	#11
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	You'd think that, on this most holy of all American days, someone could have found a picture of a donkey and an elephant engaged in sexual congress for the IOTD. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-04-2008, 06:30 PM	#14
newtimer Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 479	Whew...good thing I read the article. At first glance, I thought it was a photo of lumberjim's prom night. It would have explained a lot.

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