What Would You Be?

fargon · 08-11-2010, 10:59 AM

I would be a house cat, owned by a nice lady. I would eat, shit, sleep, and play.

limey · 08-11-2010, 05:43 PM

This thread is a non-starter because you already picked the best, indeed the only, option fargon!! Only, of course, there are lots of nice, cat-owning ladies - enough for one each.
So, me too!

Juniper · 08-11-2010, 09:54 PM

I think I would like to be a wild bird. Something sleek and dignified, like a red-tailed hawk.

jinx · 08-11-2010, 10:00 PM

On a tropical island. Not Haiti.

monster · 08-11-2010, 10:29 PM

an F16

casimendocina · 08-12-2010, 07:03 AM

in Mendoza, Argentina with a very large trust fund so that I wouldn't have to work for pittance wages and worry all the time about paying bills.

casimendocina · 08-12-2010, 07:08 AM

Now to make amends for my occasional dyslexia...I would be either 1) rich so that I could do what's mentioned in the previous post OR 2). an adrenalin junkie so that I could do stuff like mountain bike down steep hills and rock climb scary mountains (a la Joe Simpson)

nowhereman · 08-12-2010, 07:53 AM

Forensic pathologist

Trilby · 08-12-2010, 07:57 AM

Princess Bride.

Shawnee123 · 08-12-2010, 08:04 AM

Make me a bird, so I can fly far far away
Make me a bird, so I can fly far far away

Undertoad · 08-12-2010, 08:31 AM

HVAC. I've said it many times, it is the trade for the renaissance man, because you have to know everything.

spudcon · 08-12-2010, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

HVAC. I've said it many times, it is the trade for the renaissance man, because you have to know everything.

I'm not in HVAC, but I already know everything.

Pete Zicato · 08-12-2010, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spudcon

I'm not in HVAC, but I already know everything.

I knew everything when my kids were little. Now they're teenagers and I don't know anything.

Lamplighter · 08-12-2010, 07:34 PM

Labs have more fun, so that's for me.

Juniper · 08-12-2010, 12:57 PM

Oh wait, in THIS life? Duh, a no-brainer. J.K. Rowling. Except younger, prettier, and American.

08-11-2010, 10:59 AM	#1
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	What Would You Be? I would be a house cat, owned by a nice lady. I would eat, shit, sleep, and play. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

08-11-2010, 05:43 PM	#2
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	This thread is a non-starter because you already picked the best, indeed the only, option fargon!! Only, of course, there are lots of nice, cat-owning ladies - enough for one each. So, me too! __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

08-11-2010, 10:00 PM	#4
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	On a tropical island. Not Haiti. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

08-11-2010, 10:29 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	an F16 __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-12-2010, 07:57 AM	#9
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Princess Bride. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-11-2010, 09:54 PM	#3
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	I think I would like to be a wild bird. Something sleek and dignified, like a red-tailed hawk.

08-12-2010, 07:03 AM	#6
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	in Mendoza, Argentina with a very large trust fund so that I wouldn't have to work for pittance wages and worry all the time about paying bills.

08-12-2010, 07:08 AM	#7
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	Now to make amends for my occasional dyslexia...I would be either 1) rich so that I could do what's mentioned in the previous post OR 2). an adrenalin junkie so that I could do stuff like mountain bike down steep hills and rock climb scary mountains (a la Joe Simpson)

08-12-2010, 07:53 AM	#8
nowhereman sliding down the razor blade of life Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: just over the edge Posts: 228	Forensic pathologist

08-12-2010, 08:04 AM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Make me a bird, so I can fly far far away Make me a bird, so I can fly far far away __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-12-2010, 08:31 AM	#11
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	HVAC. I've said it many times, it is the trade for the renaissance man, because you have to know everything.

08-12-2010, 07:34 PM	#14
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Labs have more fun, so that's for me.

08-12-2010, 12:57 PM	#15
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	Oh wait, in THIS life? Duh, a no-brainer. J.K. Rowling. Except younger, prettier, and American.

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