What's Your Slogan?

Gravdigr · 12-06-2010, 03:35 AM

Ok, so I found one of those websites where you put a word in a box, and it produces a slogan using that word.

I never expected this thing to be so much fun.

I didn't make these up folks. Generated at random:

Juniper · 12-06-2010, 04:44 AM

ROFL

DanaC · 12-06-2010, 05:55 AM

Apparently: The Future's Bright...The Future's DanaC

Trilby · 12-06-2010, 06:09 AM

Once driven, forever Brianna.

????

Gravdigr · 12-06-2010, 06:21 AM

DanaC · 12-06-2010, 06:28 AM

Some of the other stuff in the collection is also very funny.

here's one for the Brits:

a 'Dossiersexupifier' ala Alistair Campbell

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/sexup

Gravdigr · 12-06-2010, 06:30 AM

O God I can't stop. I'm laughing so hard I can't catch my breath.

DanaC · 12-06-2010, 06:43 AM

I take it you've tried cock?

(fnarr fnarr yuk yuk)

Gravdigr · 12-06-2010, 06:48 AM

I am fuckin crying over here...this thing is gonna kill me.

No, I haven't tried cock. But I did type it into the box.

Tried these too:

twat
orphans
dead child
zombie
blow job
weed
cocaine
and dozens of other words/phrases. I'm absolutely knackered from laughing.

"Marvin the Mountie always gets his twat."

Sundae · 12-07-2010, 09:08 AM

Let your Fingers Do the Walking Through the Sundae Girl...?

Ummmm, NO!
Cheeky sods.

Shawnee123 · 12-07-2010, 09:37 AM

Poppin' Fresh Shawnee.

Isn't that a footfootfootphemism?

jimhelm · 12-07-2010, 01:52 PM

I Feel Like Tits Tonight
It's Just for ME and My Tits

jimhelm · 12-07-2010, 08:18 PM

surprise!

Sundae · 12-08-2010, 12:38 PM

Damn.
How can I make the Paste bit work?
And no, I can't screen print - never have been able to all my life.

These are the ones I liked anyway:

For the Dead Hobo You Don't Know Yet
Annoying Troll Is Our Middle Name
A Day Without Brianna's Knickers is Like a Day Without Sunshine

BigV · 12-08-2010, 12:42 PM

oops

formatting fail.

12-06-2010, 03:35 AM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	What's Your Slogan? Ok, so I found one of those websites where you put a word in a box, and it produces a slogan using that word. I never expected this thing to be so much fun. I didn't make these up folks. Generated at random: Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-06-2010, 04:44 AM	#2
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	ROFL Attached Images

12-06-2010, 06:09 AM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Once driven, forever Brianna. ???? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-06-2010, 06:21 AM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-06-2010, 06:30 AM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	O God I can't stop. I'm laughing so hard I can't catch my breath. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-06-2010, 06:48 AM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I am fuckin crying over here...this thing is gonna kill me. No, I haven't tried cock. But I did type it into the box. Tried these too: twat orphans dead child zombie blow job weed cocaine and dozens of other words/phrases. I'm absolutely knackered from laughing. "Marvin the Mountie always gets his twat." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-07-2010, 09:08 AM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Let your Fingers Do the Walking Through the Sundae Girl...? Ummmm, NO! Cheeky sods. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-07-2010, 09:37 AM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Poppin' Fresh Shawnee. Isn't that a footfootfootphemism? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 12-07-2010 at 09:42 AM.

12-07-2010, 01:52 PM	#12
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	I Feel Like Tits Tonight It's Just for ME and My Tits __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-07-2010, 08:18 PM	#13
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	surprise! Attached Images __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-08-2010, 12:38 PM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Damn. How can I make the Paste bit work? And no, I can't screen print - never have been able to all my life. These are the ones I liked anyway: For the Dead Hobo You Don't Know Yet Annoying Troll Is Our Middle Name A Day Without Brianna's Knickers is Like a Day Without Sunshine __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-08-2010, 12:42 PM	#15
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	oops formatting fail. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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