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02-09-2012, 09:20 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Misfortune Cookies
They ought to exist.
it is too late for happiness Your unlucky numbers are any numbers ending in 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, all multiple of 2 Someone close to you will die before you have a chance to ask them You have heart of fruitfly Winning lottery number is W Good Futures are all behind you Happy endings out of stock I know you can do better (^see, that's probably my best one)
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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02-09-2012, 09:26 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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02-09-2012, 11:14 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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Quote:
Tsue Chong Fortune Cookie & Noodle Factory
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Be Just and Fear Not. |
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02-10-2012, 09:16 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny
Cook who make cream sauce is masturbator employees don't wash hands after using potty You suck My dog was named Mein. He was Chow
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02-09-2012, 09:32 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Ha! I didn't even think to search, I was just getting slightly irritated by the latest apparent facebook fad of sharing your fortune...... Ann Arborites eat way too much Chinese food methinks.
I still think we can do better. "you will die alone and poorly dressed" .....bring it! If I died well dressed it would be because I'd been a veg for long enough that nursing home volunteers were choosing my outfits......
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02-09-2012, 09:35 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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your posterior does not look big, it looks hippopotamus.
erectile disfunction is foretold for you your enema will be strong and numerous
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02-09-2012, 09:36 PM
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Radical Centrist
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02-09-2012, 09:37 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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your nude pictures await your discovery on the internet
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02-09-2012, 09:37 PM
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trying hard to be a better person
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This is your last fortune cookie ever!
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02-09-2012, 09:38 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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we saw you make slitty eye sign behind waiter back
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02-09-2012, 09:46 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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You so stupid, you think cookie know better than you.
You right.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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02-09-2012, 09:49 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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you just ate that cookie, didn't you?
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02-09-2012, 10:23 PM
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Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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"You will die like a dog for no good reason."
Not mine, but Hemingway's. But it seems appropriate here.
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02-09-2012, 10:32 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Your gender will be defined for you
Your gender role is pre-determined Your egg roll is pre-despermined
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02-10-2012, 02:40 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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The thing your mother warned you about will happen.
Your worries are right - your genitals are mis-shapen. The one you depend on the most will abandon you. You are right to fear the stairs. |
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