What, perhaps should concern you but maybe OK to ignore for now? Could be TMI

footfootfoot · 05-28-2012, 11:50 AM

I was listening to Patton Oswalt last night and was laughing so hard I almost shit myself. Like really.

I managed to shut off the volume just in time. Could have been very, very unpleasant.

jimhelm · 05-28-2012, 10:00 PM

Youre over 50. There are two rules that you need to ad to your daily.

1. Never waste a hard on.

2. Never trust a fart.

Trilby · 05-29-2012, 08:02 AM

Ha! Brilliant!

Gravdigr · 05-29-2012, 06:57 PM

My balls itch.

BigV · 05-29-2012, 08:01 PM

oooo... tough one. that falls between a boner and a butthole.

scratch that. Not falls, hangs. Actually, scratch that. Scratch them.

Ah.. that's better.

Gravdigr · 05-30-2012, 05:08 PM

05-28-2012, 11:50 AM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	What, perhaps should concern you but maybe OK to ignore for now? Could be TMI I was listening to Patton Oswalt last night and was laughing so hard I almost shit myself. Like really. I managed to shut off the volume just in time. Could have been very, very unpleasant. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-28-2012, 10:00 PM	#2
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Youre over 50. There are two rules that you need to ad to your daily. 1. Never waste a hard on. 2. Never trust a fart. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

05-29-2012, 08:02 AM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Ha! Brilliant! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-29-2012, 06:57 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	What, perhaps should concern you but maybe OK to ignore for now? Could be TMI My balls itch. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-29-2012, 08:01 PM	#5
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	oooo... tough one. that falls between a boner and a butthole. scratch that. Not falls, hangs. Actually, scratch that. Scratch them. Ah.. that's better. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-30-2012, 05:08 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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