Pig in a dinner jacket

footfootfoot · 06-25-2012, 10:59 PM

You put a pig in a dinner jacket. Is it still a pig?

sexobon · 06-26-2012, 12:40 AM

Depends on how it self identifies.

classicman · 06-26-2012, 01:03 AM

^^FTW^^

ZenGum · 06-26-2012, 07:34 AM

infinite monkey · 06-26-2012, 08:10 AM

I'm not here to be in a dinner jacket, I'm here to be me.

Sundae · 06-26-2012, 11:02 AM

I've met plenty of pigs. Some wore dinner jackets.
I just wrestled with them though.

Cyber Wolf · 06-26-2012, 02:21 PM

Still a pig. It's not a maître d' until it also has slicked back hair and a boutonnière in the lapel.

infinite monkey · 06-26-2012, 03:02 PM

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup."

"You think you got problems buddy? My Maitre d' is a pig!"

DanaC · 06-26-2012, 03:09 PM

For God's sake Inf, put that joke down, you don't know where its been :p

Gravdigr · 06-26-2012, 03:21 PM

Quote:

If you put a pig in a dinner jacket is it still a pig?

Depends...Is it on a treadmill?

Gravdigr · 07-03-2012, 01:39 PM

More importantly, can we still get bacon from it?

View Poll Results: If you put a pig in a dinner jacket is it still a pig?
Yes, it is still a pig.	12	66.67%
No, it is a Maître d'hôtel	6	33.33%
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06-25-2012, 10:59 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Pig in a dinner jacket You put a pig in a dinner jacket. Is it still a pig? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-26-2012, 01:03 AM	#3
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	^^FTW^^ __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-26-2012, 07:34 AM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	__________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-26-2012, 11:02 AM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I've met plenty of pigs. Some wore dinner jackets. I just wrestled with them though. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-26-2012, 12:40 AM	#2
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Depends on how it self identifies.

06-26-2012, 08:10 AM	#5
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I'm not here to be in a dinner jacket, I'm here to be me.

06-26-2012, 02:21 PM	#7
Cyber Wolf As stable as a ring of PU-239 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites Posts: 1,264	Still a pig. It's not a maître d' until it also has slicked back hair and a boutonnière in the lapel. __________________ "I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens

06-26-2012, 03:02 PM	#8
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	"Waiter there's a fly in my soup." "You think you got problems buddy? My Maitre d' is a pig!"

07-03-2012, 01:39 PM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	More importantly, can we still get bacon from it? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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