The Cellar  

Go Back   The Cellar > Main > Nothingland
FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Nothingland Something about nothing - game threads, diversions, time-wasters

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-21-2012, 07:23 PM   #1
ZenGum
Doctor Wtf
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
Invent a sexuality!

Metrosexual ... heteroflexual ...

I'll have to come out as hetero-unsuccessful. Or maybe azzuro-lunar-sexual.
__________________
Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008.
Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.
ZenGum is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-22-2012, 02:45 AM   #2
Big Sarge
Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: In the Deep South
Posts: 3,408
well i guess i would be a "pandaphiliac".
__________________
Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Big Sarge is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-22-2012, 06:17 AM   #3
Undertoad
Radical Centrist
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
Posts: 31,423
The old joke goes I'm trisexual. I'll try anything




but I'm not
Undertoad is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-22-2012, 08:14 AM   #4
ZenGum
Doctor Wtf
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
If things get much worse I may become buysexual.
__________________
Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008.
Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.
ZenGum is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-22-2012, 08:28 AM   #5
Spexxvet
Makes some feel uncomfortable
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 10,346
I'm an autonecrophiliac. I'm always fucking myself dead.
__________________
"I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce
Spexxvet is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-22-2012, 05:43 PM   #6
xoxoxoBruce
The future is unwritten
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZenGum View Post
If things get much worse I may become buysexual.
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.
xoxoxoBruce is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-23-2012, 08:18 PM   #7
busterb
NSABFD
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: MS. usa
Posts: 3,908
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZenGum View Post
If things get much worse I may become buysexual.
+ dirty old mansexual
__________________
I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.
busterb is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-22-2012, 08:29 AM   #8
infinite monkey
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
I'm a comosexual. I only get turned on if Perry Como records are playing.

My friend is a promosexual and only gets turned by infomercials.
infinite monkey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-22-2012, 08:53 AM   #9
footfootfoot
To shreds, you say?
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
Phonosexual. I wrote a song about it; You turn me on I'm a radio...
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs
footfootfoot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-22-2012, 09:18 AM   #10
infinite monkey
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
Mofosexual: only has sex with complete jerks.
infinite monkey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-22-2012, 11:44 AM   #11
infinite monkey
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
Spexxuality: self-explanatory.
infinite monkey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-22-2012, 11:46 AM   #12
Spexxvet
Makes some feel uncomfortable
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 10,346
Quote:
Originally Posted by infinite monkey View Post
Spexxuality: self-explanatory.
__________________
"I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce
Spexxvet is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-23-2012, 02:50 PM   #13
Undertoad
Radical Centrist
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
Posts: 31,423
already invented: technosexual (long, an interesting read)
Undertoad is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-23-2012, 02:54 PM   #14
jimhelm
a beautiful fool
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: 39.939705
Posts: 4,504
lumberphelia


all da ladies gotz it.
__________________
There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool
jimhelm is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-24-2012, 09:02 AM   #15
Spexxvet
Makes some feel uncomfortable
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 10,346
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimhelm View Post
lumberphelia


all da ladies gotz it.
Not Lumberfeelya?
__________________
"I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce
Spexxvet is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:41 PM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.