What's Your Excuse?

Gravdigr · 08-20-2013, 04:51 PM

Well? What's your excuse?

Me? You're never gonna believe this, the ghost of Margaret Thatcher gave me a hickey.

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Sundae · 08-21-2013, 06:27 AM

This is going to sound crazy, but the entire Roman Empire pulled me over in a stolen cop car and demanded fellatio.

I am never going to be able to eat Caesar salad again.

Spexxvet · 08-21-2013, 11:29 AM

My go-to excuse, for years, has been "the sun was in my eyes, my shoe was untied, and I stepped on a cow"

Came from a drug induced laugh fest.

Gravdigr · 08-29-2013, 04:26 PM

So, I was minding my own business, and, Boom!, a Hasidic Jew spin-kicked me in the collarbone.

08-20-2013, 04:51 PM	#1
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08-21-2013, 06:27 AM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	This is going to sound crazy, but the entire Roman Empire pulled me over in a stolen cop car and demanded fellatio. I am never going to be able to eat Caesar salad again. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-21-2013, 11:29 AM	#3
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	My go-to excuse, for years, has been "the sun was in my eyes, my shoe was untied, and I stepped on a cow" Came from a drug induced laugh fest. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

08-29-2013, 04:26 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	So, I was minding my own business, and, Boom!, a Hasidic Jew spin-kicked me in the collarbone. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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