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11-05-2013, 11:42 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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What Smells Bad Today?
1) Goalie Boy. smelled so bad I drove him home from hockey with the windows open despite the chilly temps.
BUT THEN 2) Cat got skunked. 
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11-06-2013, 11:40 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Oh, poor kitteh. Happened to my late friend's dog once. She was ruined for about a month.
If you think you could survive it, you might try washing the cat w/tomahto juice. Might help, some.
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11-06-2013, 12:11 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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cat got washed with tomato twice then shampooed. thanks Beest
 cat was not terribly impressed, but I appreciated it.
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11-06-2013, 12:41 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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11-06-2013, 12:12 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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(Boy washed himself, allegedly with shower gel and shampoo and everything.....)
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11-06-2013, 01:14 PM
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Almost normal...
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Anchovy farts.
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11-06-2013, 03:09 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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One of my students who is so ripe I have to stay eight feet away from him. He does not believe in laundering his clothes. Ever.
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11-06-2013, 03:47 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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11-06-2013, 04:26 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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11-06-2013, 03:17 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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Hm, I should've waited for this thread to post my experience with the elevator nuclear crypto-farter.
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11-06-2013, 03:49 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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I've just found the "Freaks and Geeks" series on tv from 1999-2000.
One episode was about the kid who is very overweight and has a body odor problem. Of course it ended with the traditional "Ya'see Timmy..." moment. But it was a good message, and I enjoyed it. |
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11-06-2013, 06:44 PM
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Almost normal...
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Spray him with Febreze at every opportunity to ruin his plan.
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11-07-2013, 09:25 PM
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still says videotape
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fencing gear, take your breath away bad
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11-07-2013, 10:01 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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A woman at pottery. younger, somewhat overweight, mentally ill, smells like pee.
Cat's head still a bit skunky. Hockey player and younger brother competing for the most showers in a day.... if I didn't know better I'd suspect a girl.....
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11-11-2013, 11:28 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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My home. Before we left for the doctor's today, my mom turned off the stove. Turned out she put it on high instead and the entire pot of fish that was braising turned to charcoal and smoke filled the entire apartment from ceiling to carpet, from kitchen to the bedrooms, including the closets.
 Now, all I smell is smoke.  Our white walls aren't so white anymore. Sigh.....
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