Euphemisms for MOUTH

monster · 01-27-2014, 11:43 PM

in honor of Lumberjim's Cock Holster.

Pie Hole
yapper

were also mentioned.

should we do it alphabetically?

(look, it is winter for many of us and Cabin fever is well underway.....)

ok no alphabet, no fancy business:

gob

Gravdigr · 01-28-2014, 12:16 AM

Cake hole
Word hole
Word sewer (as in "Shut your filthy word sewer!")
Kisser

sexobon · 01-28-2014, 01:17 AM

trap
hanger

limey · 01-28-2014, 05:42 AM

mush

footfootfoot · 01-28-2014, 06:29 AM

Never mind

BigV · 01-28-2014, 05:30 PM

tw

lumberjim · 01-28-2014, 07:01 PM

BEER hole

orthodoc · 01-28-2014, 07:26 PM

Hanger? Where are you from, sexobon?

Kisser

sexobon · 01-28-2014, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orthodoc

Hanger? ...

Parents spoon feeding their little ones would hold the spoon up and say “Here comes the airplane in for a landing, open the hanger.” while mimicking airplane noise and moving the spoon around in the air as though it were flying. The child wouldn’t understand what was being said; but, was sufficiently amused by the sound and motion to laugh. As the mouth (hanger) opened, in went the food on the spoon (airplane) and the word "open" repeated so the child would learn to associate it with the action.

Spexxvet · 01-29-2014, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon

Parents spoon feeding their little ones would hold the spoon up and say “Here comes the airplane in for a landing, open the hanger.” while mimicking airplane noise and moving the spoon around in the air as though it were flying. The child wouldn’t understand what was being said; but, was sufficiently amused by the sound and motion to laugh. As the mouth (hanger) opened, in went the food on the spoon (airplane) and the word "open" repeated so the child would learn to associate it with the action.

[vocabulary]Hangar vs. hanger
A hanger is (1) one who hangs something, or (2) an item used to hang things. A hangar is a shelter used for housing and maintaining aircraft.[nazi]

sexobon · 01-29-2014, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

[vocabulary]Hangar vs. hanger
A hanger is (1) one who hangs something, or (2) an item used to hang things. A hangar is a shelter used for housing and maintaining aircraft.[nazi]

Thank you. I should've known better; also, recognized that my mistake was confusing ortho. I'm improving though, I used to put airplains in hangers.

toranokaze · 01-28-2014, 07:32 PM

Vomit Hole
Dick holster.

monster · 01-28-2014, 10:14 PM

chops

Nirvana · 01-28-2014, 10:18 PM

face sock

orthodoc · 01-28-2014, 11:48 PM

Ah. Sorry. I never had that experience.

I still like 'kisser'.

01-27-2014, 11:43 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Euphemisms for MOUTH in honor of Lumberjim's Cock Holster. Pie Hole yapper were also mentioned. should we do it alphabetically? (look, it is winter for many of us and Cabin fever is well underway.....) ok no alphabet, no fancy business: gob __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-28-2014, 12:16 AM	#2
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01-28-2014, 05:42 AM	#4
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01-28-2014, 06:29 AM	#5
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Euphemisms for MOUTH Never mind __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-28-2014, 05:30 PM	#6
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	tw __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-28-2014, 01:17 AM	#3
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	trap hanger

01-28-2014, 07:01 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	BEER hole __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-28-2014, 07:26 PM	#8
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Hanger? Where are you from, sexobon? Kisser __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

01-28-2014, 07:32 PM	#12
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	Vomit Hole Dick holster. __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

01-28-2014, 10:14 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	chops __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-28-2014, 10:18 PM	#14
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	face sock __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

01-28-2014, 11:48 PM	#15
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Ah. Sorry. I never had that experience. I still like 'kisser'. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

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