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12-29-2014, 03:11 PM | #1 |
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Which would you rather fight
One horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?
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12-29-2014, 03:36 PM | #2 |
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100 little horses.
What are they going to do, nibble you a little? Their little mouths would only open wide about a quarter of an inch or so. |
12-29-2014, 03:43 PM | #3 |
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Sounds like a trick question...
...is there a tree, or, perhaps, a treadmill, involved?
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12-29-2014, 03:55 PM | #4 |
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Plus, how cute would that be?
You could catch them and then sell them as lap horses. You know, pets that you could carry around in your purse. You'd be rich! |
12-29-2014, 03:40 PM | #5 |
To shreds, you say?
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HorseDucken?
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12-29-2014, 04:10 PM | #6 |
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its a SHARK i tellz ya !!!
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12-29-2014, 04:31 PM | #7 |
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Zip may be on to sumpin...
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12-29-2014, 05:53 PM | #8 | ||
We have to go back, Kate!
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12-29-2014, 04:22 PM | #9 |
I hear them call the tide
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can I have horse-sized duck tape as my weapon?
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12-29-2014, 04:28 PM | #10 |
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Yeah, always better to fight something you can drop-kick if you need to.
Now, make it 100 duck-sized snakes, and I'll go back to considering my Giant Duck Saddle designs... |
12-29-2014, 04:34 PM | #11 |
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Riddle: What does a horse-size duck say?
QUACK!!
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12-29-2014, 05:28 PM | #12 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
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12-29-2014, 04:52 PM | #13 |
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12-29-2014, 04:54 PM | #14 |
still says videotape
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I think I'd focus on the single duck better. Two handed sword or bare hands?
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12-29-2014, 05:01 PM | #15 |
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Whatever, send me the bill.
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