I have an urge to confess

Big Sarge · 10-16-2015, 10:08 AM

I don't know know why I have an overwhelming need to confess. I have lusted for years for Lola and Sundae. If either one of them had shown the least bit of interest, I would have been a puppy on their door step. I bet known of you ever guessed.

BTW, I also think Pam has a fabulous set of legs.

Gravdigr · 10-16-2015, 11:25 AM

What am I? Chopped liver?

Zathris · 10-16-2015, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

What am I? Chopped liver?

Naw Gravy. Yer so perdy, you done turned me into one a dem 'ere ho-mo-sex-u-al people dat whut luv luvin' up on another man. #GITRDONE #BAZINGA

DanaC · 10-16-2015, 12:24 PM

Gosh, Sarge, none of us ever noticed you lusting after Sundae's luscious lovelies. Not even a little bit :p

Sundae · 10-19-2015, 05:00 AM

My dear man, I have always shown an interest!
Sadly, there is this small body between us. Small body of water that is. Well, more of an ocean. Actually it IS an ocean.

Sigh.

Gravdigr · 10-19-2015, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

Sadly, there is this small body between us.

It's me, isn't it? Oh wait, you said small.

Carruthers · 10-20-2015, 06:43 AM

I think the thread should be re-titled simply 'I have an urge'.

DanaC · 10-20-2015, 06:54 AM

I second that motion.

fargon · 10-20-2015, 07:00 AM

So Sarge, why don't you get on an airplane and go to England and get her.

10-16-2015, 10:08 AM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I have an urge to confess I don't know know why I have an overwhelming need to confess. I have lusted for years for Lola and Sundae. If either one of them had shown the least bit of interest, I would have been a puppy on their door step. I bet known of you ever guessed. BTW, I also think Pam has a fabulous set of legs. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

10-16-2015, 11:25 AM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	What am I? Chopped liver? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-19-2015, 05:00 AM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	My dear man, I have always shown an interest! Sadly, there is this small body between us. Small body of water that is. Well, more of an ocean. Actually it IS an ocean. Sigh. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-20-2015, 06:43 AM	#7
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	I think the thread should be re-titled simply 'I have an urge'. __________________

10-20-2015, 07:00 AM	#9
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	So Sarge, why don't you get on an airplane and go to England and get her. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

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