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06-01-2018, 09:23 PM | #1 |
I hear them call the tide
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1) What is the most creative thing you ever remember doing with yarn or string?
2) Was that a little too involved for the first question? 3) What is the best thing to eat covered in chocolate? Body parts of your beloved allowed but score negative points Oh yes, you are being graded...... 4) Have you ever flown in a helicopter? 5) Mountain Dew or Red Bull? No is not an option 6) How many piercings do you have? (count each hole) ((Pierced hole, ya dirty bastard)) 7) What was your dad's favorite movie? 8) 18, 19 or 20? 9) Which routine medical procedure do you hate the most? 10) What's black and White and smells like a mango?
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06-01-2018, 09:27 PM | #2 |
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7) What was your dad's favorite movie? I'll never know, now I'm curious.
8) 18, 19 or 20? Chicks dug me when I was 18; when I was 19 and 20 they were uninterested. So I'ma say 18 |
06-01-2018, 09:39 PM | #3 |
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06-02-2018, 05:50 AM | #4 |
Encroaching on your decrees
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1) What is the most creative thing you ever remember doing with yarn or string? You're asking ME this question? Recently, prolly the tiny knitted trumpet I designed and made as a wedding present for a friend.
2) Was that a little too involved for the first question? Sort of. 3) What is the best thing to eat covered in chocolate? Body parts of your beloved allowed but score negative points Oh yes, you are being graded...... Dried plums. 4) Have you ever flown in a helicopter? Yes. 5) Mountain Dew or Red Bull? No is not an option. Never tried either so I'll go with Mountain Dew cos I like the sound of the name. 6) How many piercings do you have? (count each hole) ((Pierced hole, ya dirty bastard)). Two. 7) What was your dad's favorite movie? Probably a black and white film about the Second World War. 8) 18, 19 or 20? No preference. 9) Which routine medical procedure do you hate the most? Smear test, of course. Though maybe that's because I've not had a mammogram yet. 10) What's black and White and smells like a mango? A newspaper that's been used to wrap mango? Sent by magick
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06-02-2018, 01:11 PM | #5 |
I can hear my ears
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1) What is the most creative thing you ever remember doing with yarn or string?
made a 2 ended noose to carry my water bottle 2) Was that a little too involved for the first question? not to my knowledge 3) What is the best thing to eat covered in chocolate? Body parts of your beloved allowed but score negative points Oh yes, you are being graded...... raisins 4) Have you ever flown in a helicopter? no! dammit! 5) Mountain Dew or Red Bull? No is not an option Mountain Dew. Red bull tastes like cough syrup 6) How many piercings do you have? (count each hole) ((Pierced hole, ya dirty bastard)) 1/2. vestige left over from 8th grade 7) What was your dad's favorite movie? no clue. I remember him watching Benny Hill a lot though 8) 18, 19 or 20? 20 9) Which routine medical procedure do you hate the most? billing 10) What's black and White and smells like a mango? Charlie Chaplain __________________
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06-02-2018, 06:07 PM | #6 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
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1) What is the most creative thing you ever remember doing with yarn or string? Nothing really; though, I may have told a string of yarns.
2) Was that a little too involved for the first question? Not unless you were expecting something kinky. 3) What is the best thing to eat covered in chocolate? Body parts of your beloved allowed but score negative points Oh yes, you are being graded...... Dark chocolate covered marzipan. 4) Have you ever flown in a helicopter? OH-58 Kiowa, UH-1H Huey, UH-60 Black Hawk, CH-46 Sea Knight, CH-47 Chinook, CH-53 Sea Stallion, French SA 330 Puma...seems like I'm forgetting something...and I've jumped them all except the first one which was a light observation helicopter. 5) Mountain Dew or Red Bull? No is not an option That good old... 6) How many piercings do you have? (count each hole) ((Pierced hole, ya dirty bastard)) None; but, that could change if I become a pirate. 7) What was your dad's favorite movie? The Bishop's Wife 8) 18, 19 or 20? Twenty, in Roman Numerals it's like kisses. 9) Which routine medical procedure do you hate the most? Waiting, they're testing their patients' patience. 10) What's black and White and smells like a mango? A nun eating mangos? |
06-02-2018, 08:41 PM | #7 |
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1) What is the most creative thing you ever remember doing with yarn or string?
I went through a phase about 15 years ago where I crocheted a bunch of blankets. Still have a few hanging around. 2) Was that a little too involved for the first question? Meh. 3) What is the best thing to eat covered in chocolate? Strawberries. 4) Have you ever flown in a helicopter? No. 5) Mountain Dew or Red Bull? No is not an option Mountain Dew, followed immediately by Mountain-Dew-flavored-vomit. 6) How many piercings do you have? (count each hole) ((Pierced hole, ya dirty bastard)) Have received five, currently two are still open. 7) What was your dad's favorite movie? He'd say it's Casablanca, but really it's Top Gun. 8) 18, 19 or 20? No whammies no whammies no whammies STOP! 9) Which routine medical procedure do you hate the most? Colonoscopies. (What, those aren't routine for everyone?) 10) What's black and White and smells like a mango? Werner Herzog's Mango of Night |
06-03-2018, 10:00 AM | #8 |
still says videotape
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1) What is the most creative thing you ever remember doing with yarn or string? String tied to a rock thrown to pull a rope over different things...
2) Was that a little too involved for the first question? No but it exposed my lack of string interest. 3) What is the best thing to eat covered in chocolate? cashews 4) Have you ever flown in a helicopter? I think once when I was a little kid. 5) Mountain Dew or Red Bull? Do the Dew 6) How many piercings do you have? (count each hole) ((Pierced hole, ya dirty bastard)) 0 7) What was your dad's favorite movie? True Grit 8) 18, 19 or 20? 18 9) Which routine medical procedure do you hate the most? colonoscopy 10) What's black and White and smells like a mango? Skunk in the compost pile
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06-04-2018, 05:55 PM | #9 |
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1) What is the most creative thing you ever remember doing with yarn or string?
Tied it to a cat's tail/foot. 2) Was that a little too involved for the first question? Not particularly. 3) What is the best thing to eat covered in chocolate? Body parts of your beloved allowed but score negative points Oh yes, you are being graded...... Peanuts. Raisins a very close second. 4) Have you ever flown in a helicopter? No. 5) Mountain Dew or Red Bull? No is not an option. Well my brother Bill's got a still on the hill Where he runs off a gallon or two The buzzards in the sky get so drunk, that they can't fly Off the fumes of that good ole mountain dew 6) How many piercings do you have? (count each hole) ((Pierced hole, ya dirty bastard)) Nary a one. 7) What was your dad's favorite movie? McKenna's Gold. 8) 18, 19 or 20? 18, what am I, poor or something? 9) Which routine medical procedure do you hate the most? Having blood drawn, or anything dental. 10) What's black and White and smells like Mango? What else?! Mango!
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