Gifts you could buy me

xoxoxoBruce · 12-07-2018, 01:21 AM

These rugs are only $736... each.

Glinda · 12-07-2018, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

These rugs are only $736... each.

"Only"?

Are they backed in 24 karat gold?

xoxoxoBruce · 12-07-2018, 09:29 AM

But it's wool from "special" sheep, the cute ones that share the shepherd's boots, and keep the shepherd warm on chilly nights.

Glinda · 12-07-2018, 01:52 PM

HAAA!!!!

Gravdigr · 12-07-2018, 02:22 PM

You're supposed to do that at the edge of a cliff, or drop-off.

That way the sheep pushes back.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-07-2018, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

You're supposed to do that at the edge of a cliff, or drop-off.

That way the sheep pushes back.

If you put their rear feet in your boots you don't need a cliff. Handy if you're indoors.

Gravdigr · 12-07-2018, 02:23 PM

None of those rugs is ever gonna tie the room together.[/Lebowski]

Gravdigr · 12-07-2018, 02:50 PM

Yebbut, they won't push back.

12-07-2018, 01:21 AM	#1
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12-07-2018, 09:29 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	But it's wool from "special" sheep, the cute ones that share the shepherd's boots, and keep the shepherd warm on chilly nights. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-07-2018, 02:22 PM	#5
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12-07-2018, 02:23 PM	#7
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12-07-2018, 02:50 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Yebbut, they won't push back. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-07-2018, 01:52 PM	#4
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