May the Questioning Continue

[monster]

A place for newbies to jump in and "introduce themselves" and for old hands to shoot the shit

1) Do you have a copy of your birth certificate?
2) ?
3) Pelicans or Penguins?
4) What color is your face mask (fask)?
5) Which dead celebrity would you revive and invite to dinner at your house with everyone who lives there? -just one celebrity
7) Favorite vegetable to eat raw?
8) What's your biggest achievement so far this year?
F) When you get the post/mail, what do you open/deal with first?
9) You get to rename one famous building. Which one and what would you call it?
10) How annoying is my cat right now?
11) Will beards go out of fashion this year?
11) Musk or Zuckerberg?
12) What is your favorite word to deliberately mis-say or mispronounce?
13) Who will save us?

[sexobon]

2) Is question #13 unlucky?

13) Who will save us?
…....The Doctor?

[Clodfobble]

1) Do you have a copy of your birth certificate?

No, but one or both of my parents does, so I could swipe theirs if needed without going through the whole order-online-and-wait thing.


3) Pelicans or Penguins?

Penguins, obviously.


4) What color is your face mask (fask)?

Galaxy-patterned fabric, moons and nebulae and that sort of thing.


7) Favorite vegetable to eat raw?

Carrots


F) When you get the post/mail, what do you open/deal with first?

Smallest to largest, because that's how I stack them as they come out of the mailbox.


11) Will beards go out of fashion this year?

God, I hope so.


11) Musk or Zuckerberg?

I feel like Musk would be easier to distract and redirect. Zuckerberg seems more stubborn for the sake of it.


13) Who will save us?

I wouldn't count on it being me.

[Griff]

1) Do you have a copy of your birth certificate? Si'
2) ? Why do they lack class consciousness?
3) Pelicans or Penguins?

[Griff]

4) What color is your face mask (fask)? one blue / one yellow giraffes
5) Which dead celebrity would you revive and invite to dinner at your house with everyone who lives there? Bowie
7) Favorite vegetable to eat raw? snow peas
8) What's your biggest achievement so far this year? pile of lumber
F) When you get the post/mail, what do you open/deal with first? that's Pete's job
9) You get to rename one famous building. Which one and what would you call it? Trump Tower rebranded to Fanta Fuher Tower
10) How annoying is my cat right now? fukkkkking annoying
11) Will beards go out of fashion this year? always are, mine stays
11) Musk or Zuckerberg? Musk
12) What is your favorite word to deliberately mis-say or mispronounce? lol Chim-pan-zee
13) Who will save us? Jacinda Ardern, imma emigrate we are screwed.

[glatt]

1) Do you have a copy of your birth certificate? Yes the "original" one that my parents got when I was a baby. It's old and yellowed. I have needed it maybe half a dozen times. We have a big four drawer filing cabinet and I don't know what we would do without it.
3) Pelicans or Penguins? Penguins are so freaking cool. Pelicans are kinda gross.
4) What color is your face mask (fask)? 3M White
5) Which dead celebrity would you revive and invite to dinner at your house with everyone who lives there? -just one celebrity As an introvert, I don't particularly want any stranger at my table
7) Favorite vegetable to eat raw? carrots
8) What's your biggest achievement so far this year? I shifted our old car from the "wouldn't be caught dead driving it" into the "yeah, this is a fun car to drive" category by tightening the power steering belt so it doesn't screech any more.
F) When you get the post/mail, what do you open/deal with first? packages!
9) You get to rename one famous building. Which one and what would you call it? The Pentagon would be called Steve
10) How annoying is my cat right now? Let's just say that I'm glad the cat is yours.
11) Will beards go out of fashion this year? They were never actually in fashion.
11) Musk or Zuckerberg? Musk actually makes stuff and isn't a remora
12) What is your favorite word to deliberately mis-say or mispronounce? vegetable crudite
13) Who will save us? We will save ourselves

[monster]

Still no Gravdigr

I hoped maybe....

Also, Undertoad, please come back. You don't have to look at the Trolitics forum, you could just be inane with the rest of us here

[Carruthers]

1) Do you have a copy of your birth certificate?

Oh, yes. Can't remember when I last needed to produce it, though.

2) ?

x

3) Pelicans or Penguins?

Penguins. No one has yet produced a chocolate covered Pelican.

4) What color is your face mask (fask)?

White. Dad's is blue to avoid confusion.

5) Which dead celebrity would you revive and invite to dinner at your house with everyone who lives there? -just one celebrity

I'll get back to you...

7) Favorite vegetable to eat raw?

Carrots

8) What's your biggest achievement so far this year?

Surviving until 1st May.

F) When you get the post/mail, what do you open/deal with first?

Anything with an address window and/or from HMRC. It's the fear factor, you know.

9) You get to rename one famous building. Which one and what would you call it?

The London Stock Exchange will be renamed the Sock Exchange. It might make it marginally more interesting. There again...

10) How annoying is my cat right now?

You're asking a dyed in the wool dog man?

11) Will beards go out of fashion this year?

Only on women.

11) Musk or Zuckerberg?

Who?

12) What is your favorite word to deliberately mis-say or mispronounce?



13) Who will save us?

No-one. We're all doomed, doomed I tell ya.

[Griff]

Originally Posted by monster

Still no Gravdigr

I hoped maybe....

Also, Undertoad, please come back. You don't have to look at the Trolitics forum, you could just be inane with the rest of us here

I'm pretty disturbed by both exits.

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by monster

Still no Gravdigr

I hoped maybe...

Dwellars, rest your sphincters, I'm alive.

I took a month away from the electronic world. Too much politics, waay too much coronavirus stuff, and not enough laughs. I banned the words corona/COVID from the house, it was just driving me insane.

I've got disease, pestilence, and injury, aplenty, enough already.

[Carruthers]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Dwellars, rest your sphincters, I'm alive.

I took a month away from the electronic world. Too much politics, waay too much coronavirus stuff, and not enough laughs. I banned the words corona/COVID from the house, it was just driving me insane.

I've got disease, pestilence, and injury, aplenty, enough already.

Welcome back Mr G!

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by Carruthers

Welcome back Mr G!

Thank you, sir!

[Griff]

Good to see you man. It's a good idea to monitor ourselves, well done.

[Gravdigr]

1) Do you have a copy of your birth certificate? Nope. Never needed it. I'm here, that's all the proof ya get.

2) ? 'Cuz I said so.

3) Pelicans or Penguins? Penguins. Ain't no prisons named after penguins. Are there?

4) What color is your face mask (fask)? Pic coming in a few...



Haven't been anywhere to need it yet, but, there it is.

5) Which dead celebrity would you revive and invite to dinner at your house with everyone who lives there? -just one celebrity With the parents? Paul Newman, maybe.

7) Favorite vegetable to eat raw? Lettuce. Salads, duh.

8) What's your biggest achievement so far this year? Only been to the hospital once. Yeah, that's a biggie, compared to last year.

F) When you get the post/mail, what do you open/deal with first? I don't usually go, but, magazine.

9) You get to rename one famous building. Which one and what would you call it? Empire State Bldg - The Vampire State Bldg.

10) How annoying is my cat right now? Not at all.

11) Will beards go out of fashion this year? The last time beards were in fashion was like 1890 wasn't it? I don't carry my beard for fashion, it's strictly out of laziness.

11) Musk or Zuckerberg? Musk, no contest. He does way more cool shit.

12) What is your favorite word to deliberately mis-say or mispronounce? Worcestershire, Dodge, mayonnaise, there are too many for a fav. But, worcestershire, probably.

13) Who will save us? Joe Pesci.

[sexobon]

We don't care about that. We want to know what you did with UT. Fork him over.