3/22/2004: Guide pony

Undertoad · 03-22-2004, 03:52 PM

Sometimes I'm short on Friday images, and sometimes I have too many as is the case now - so one will sneak out early. This one is almost too Fridayish. It turns out that a few blind people (er, visually challenged??) are starting to switch from guide dogs to guide ponies. They say that one advantage is that ponies have a lifespan of 40 years, so you don't have to get used to 3-4 different ones over their lifetimes and yours. On the other hand, they had better be house trained or take to diapering. I don't think the malls will be happy to clean up what this thing might put out.

Still, I'm not blind and I want one. Look at the wittle shoesies!

Leah · 03-22-2004, 04:13 PM

Can I buy one on Credit? I want one so much.

poohbearbeth · 03-22-2004, 04:43 PM

MAN!
Can't she read--it clearly says do not touch--
Oh Just kidding:p

lumberjim · 03-22-2004, 04:51 PM

I don;t know about this. At first glance, i thought this was going to be about a record smallest horse. that thing is even tiny for a pony. where did you come by this photo? i think dogs may have the advantage of barking, growling, and otherwise communicating aurally with their masters. I know horses are smart, but, i question how effective they could be in this capacity. did you check this for validity? Has anyone ever seen one of these ponies in use?

or is this just one wierd "horse person" that happens to be unsighted?

i'm skeptical

lumberjim · 03-22-2004, 04:55 PM

ok, i did my own homework for once and it appears to be legit.

i don't think you'd be taken very seriously, but they DO seem to have merit. neat.

lumberjim · 03-22-2004, 05:02 PM

seeing eye pachyderms:

dar512 · 03-22-2004, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undertoad

On the other hand, they had better be house trained or take to diapering. I don't think the malls will be happy to clean up what this thing might put out.

It looks like they can.

Quote:

From the website LJ found:

Can Guide Horses be housebroken?

Yes. A Guide Horse can be housebroken. When they need relief, the horses are trained to paw at the door or make nickering noises. After indoor training, the Guide Horse can be relied upon not to have accidents. Horses that fail the housebreaking lessons are removed from the program.

Happy Monkey · 03-22-2004, 05:18 PM

I wonder if their hooves are just too small to take horseshoes, or if they just think the pony-sneakers are cute.

lumberjim · 03-22-2004, 05:21 PM

there was a reference to those sneakers on another site that linked nack to the one i found, but whne i went back and looked, the answer was not obvious.

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Yes, that's a blind dude being led around by a miniature horse. Of course far be it from me to ask why one would use a horse as apposed to, say, a dog but that's probably the same reason I watch my 401k spiral the drain month after month. Luckily for me there is a site that answers all my silly questions, including why the horses wear sneakers.

poohbearbeth · 03-22-2004, 05:50 PM

Ok...
Now we have Cats for the blind
http://www.bcab.org.uk/cd/guide-cats-info.htm

poohbearbeth · 03-22-2004, 05:55 PM

http://www.helpinghandsmonkeys.org/

Happy Monkey · 03-22-2004, 06:17 PM

Here's the FAQ, with the sneaker question, but I guess my real question was why they're in sneaker form rather than shoe form. Maybe soft soles work much better if they have a slightly larger footprint than the foot itself. And maybe they want the soft soles to be removeable.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-22-2004, 09:45 PM

It's a little tough taking muddy horseshoes off on the porch. Especially if you're blind.

quzah · 03-22-2004, 11:38 PM

It's hard ehough to walk through someone's yard who has a large dog, without stepping in... something.

Now imagine you're blind

, and instead of a dog, you have a horse.

Quzah.

wolf · 03-23-2004, 01:37 AM

I'm a little surprised at this.

Yes, Falabella ponies are as cute as cute can be ...

But horses, generally, are dumb as posts. Even the smart ones.

They also have a tendency to panic and run first, and start thinking after their slow little brains catch up with the rest of their bodies. This works well for them in the wild, but less so around humans. (Anyone who has ever ridden a horse which shies and bolts knows exactly what I'm talking about here.)

My guess on the cute little shoesies is this ...

Horse hooves are adapted for walking and running on grassy areas.

The reason that we shoe horses (with metal horseshoes) is to keep the hoof intact on a variety of substances. Horse's hooves are apt to split and crack.

They are like our toenails and keep growing ... part of the farrier's job is to keep them trimmed.

Okay, none of this really relates to the cute horsie sneakers ... but, if you have ever tried to walk a horse over a surface other than grass, or that is a little slick ... they tend to scrabble around and fall over. This is not as big a deal with something the size of a Falabella, but with a 16+ hand horse, you got yourself a major problem.

I had a horse fall on me under similar circumstances. He and I both ended up being okay, but it was quite scary.

I wouldn't think that a horse would be a good choice for a blind person also, on account of how sensitive a horse's feet can be ... even minor damage to the frog (soft bit in the center of the underside of the foot) can make the horse lame ... and this includes getting a stone lodged between the wall of the hoof and the frog. It's something you realize fairly soon when you're riding, but might go unnoticed for some time by someone not able to observe the animal's gait.

So ... I guess my shorter answer would be the purpose of the shoes is for traction, protection of the hoof, and to cut down on the "clip clop" noise.

03-22-2004, 03:52 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	3/22/2004: Guide pony Sometimes I'm short on Friday images, and sometimes I have too many as is the case now - so one will sneak out early. This one is almost too Fridayish. It turns out that a few blind people (er, visually challenged??) are starting to switch from guide dogs to guide ponies. They say that one advantage is that ponies have a lifespan of 40 years, so you don't have to get used to 3-4 different ones over their lifetimes and yours. On the other hand, they had better be house trained or take to diapering. I don't think the malls will be happy to clean up what this thing might put out. Still, I'm not blind and I want one. Look at the wittle shoesies!

03-22-2004, 04:43 PM	#3
poohbearbeth Keeper of the Decorum Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 59	What will they think of next MAN! Can't she read--it clearly says do not touch-- Oh Just kidding:p

03-22-2004, 04:51 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I don;t know about this. At first glance, i thought this was going to be about a record smallest horse. that thing is even tiny for a pony. where did you come by this photo? i think dogs may have the advantage of barking, growling, and otherwise communicating aurally with their masters. I know horses are smart, but, i question how effective they could be in this capacity. did you check this for validity? Has anyone ever seen one of these ponies in use? or is this just one wierd "horse person" that happens to be unsighted? i'm skeptical __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-22-2004, 04:55 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ok, i did my own homework for once and it appears to be legit. i don't think you'd be taken very seriously, but they DO seem to have merit. neat. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 03-22-2004 at 05:04 PM.

03-22-2004, 05:02 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	seeing eye pachyderms: __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-22-2004, 04:13 PM	#2
Leah Love my Heffalumps Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia (best place in the world) Posts: 346	Can I buy one on Credit? I want one so much.

03-22-2004, 05:18 PM	#8
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I wonder if their hooves are just too small to take horseshoes, or if they just think the pony-sneakers are cute. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

03-22-2004, 05:50 PM	#10
poohbearbeth Keeper of the Decorum Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 59	Ok... Now we have Cats for the blind http://www.bcab.org.uk/cd/guide-cats-info.htm

03-22-2004, 05:55 PM	#11
poohbearbeth Keeper of the Decorum Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 59	I do have work to do, really! http://www.helpinghandsmonkeys.org/

03-22-2004, 06:17 PM	#12
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Here's the FAQ, with the sneaker question, but I guess my real question was why they're in sneaker form rather than shoe form. Maybe soft soles work much better if they have a slightly larger footprint than the foot itself. And maybe they want the soft soles to be removeable. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

03-22-2004, 09:45 PM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It's a little tough taking muddy horseshoes off on the porch. Especially if you're blind. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-22-2004, 11:38 PM	#14
quzah Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 375	It's hard ehough to walk through someone's yard who has a large dog, without stepping in... something. Now imagine you're blind , and instead of a dog, you have a horse. Quzah.

03-23-2004, 01:37 AM	#15
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I'm a little surprised at this. Yes, Falabella ponies are as cute as cute can be ... But horses, generally, are dumb as posts. Even the smart ones. They also have a tendency to panic and run first, and start thinking after their slow little brains catch up with the rest of their bodies. This works well for them in the wild, but less so around humans. (Anyone who has ever ridden a horse which shies and bolts knows exactly what I'm talking about here.) My guess on the cute little shoesies is this ... Horse hooves are adapted for walking and running on grassy areas. The reason that we shoe horses (with metal horseshoes) is to keep the hoof intact on a variety of substances. Horse's hooves are apt to split and crack. They are like our toenails and keep growing ... part of the farrier's job is to keep them trimmed. Okay, none of this really relates to the cute horsie sneakers ... but, if you have ever tried to walk a horse over a surface other than grass, or that is a little slick ... they tend to scrabble around and fall over. This is not as big a deal with something the size of a Falabella, but with a 16+ hand horse, you got yourself a major problem. I had a horse fall on me under similar circumstances. He and I both ended up being okay, but it was quite scary. I wouldn't think that a horse would be a good choice for a blind person also, on account of how sensitive a horse's feet can be ... even minor damage to the frog (soft bit in the center of the underside of the foot) can make the horse lame ... and this includes getting a stone lodged between the wall of the hoof and the frog. It's something you realize fairly soon when you're riding, but might go unnoticed for some time by someone not able to observe the animal's gait. So ... I guess my shorter answer would be the purpose of the shoes is for traction, protection of the hoof, and to cut down on the "clip clop" noise. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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