RIP, famous person - Page 96

Gravdigr · 04-16-2018, 03:14 PM

R. Lee Ermey

That man was an icon.

Gravdigr · 04-16-2018, 03:28 PM

Quote:

You're ass looks like 150 lbs of chewed bubble gum!

You climb obstacles like old people fuck.

You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece.

I think the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think ya been cheated.

There is no racial bigotry in my beloved Corps. We do not look down on niggers, kykes, WAPS, or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless.

God has a hard-on for Marines, because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

The best part of Ermey in FMJ was the story of how he got the role. Might be part urban legend.

He was a military/technical advisor on the film, and knew the guy in the role he would get was not cutting it. He made and sent a video of himself to the director/producer/whoever. In the vid he was being pummeled in the face with oranges and tennis balls, whilst spewing the most vile stream of wordsinsults a human has ever been exposed to. For 15 minutes he hardly took a breath, or blinked. Indeed, I watched the flick once to see if I could catch him blinking. I don't think I did.

monster · 04-16-2018, 10:28 PM

I just read/understood he was the adviser and stepped up to demonstrate what it should look like ...and was hired....

Gravdigr · 04-17-2018, 03:26 PM

Coulda been. Might have happened that way. Maybe. Possibly. Perhaps.

Did it really happen? Who can say?

glatt · 04-17-2018, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Who can say?

Well, not R Lee Ermey. Not any more. They tell no tales.

Happy Monkey · 04-17-2018, 04:34 PM

RIP Harry Anderson.

Griff · 04-17-2018, 05:54 PM

and Carl Kasell

Gravdigr · 04-18-2018, 03:36 PM

Babs

Gravdigr · 04-18-2018, 03:36 PM

I mean Martha Washington.

Gravdigr · 04-18-2018, 03:37 PM

Dammit.

I mean Barbara Bush.

Gravdigr · 04-18-2018, 03:38 PM

It was either Barbara Bush, or the guy on the Quaker Oats box, I had the sound off.

monster · 04-18-2018, 06:26 PM

Dale Winton, known to Brits. 62, cause unknown

DanaC · 04-19-2018, 02:58 PM

Dale Winton. Man, that surprised me when I heard it on the news this morning.

Gravdigr · 04-19-2018, 04:18 PM

Now I gotta go see what a Dale Winton is.

Was.

monster · 04-19-2018, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Now I gotta go see what a Dale Winton is.

Was.

effeminate daytime gameshow host.

04-16-2018, 03:14 PM	#1426
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	R. Lee Ermey That man was an icon. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-16-2018, 10:28 PM	#1428
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I just read/understood he was the adviser and stepped up to demonstrate what it should look like ...and was hired.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-17-2018, 03:26 PM	#1429
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Coulda been. Might have happened that way. Maybe. Possibly. Perhaps. Did it really happen? Who can say? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-17-2018, 04:34 PM	#1431
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	RIP Harry Anderson. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

04-17-2018, 05:54 PM	#1432
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	and Carl Kasell __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

04-18-2018, 03:36 PM	#1433
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Babs __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-18-2018, 03:36 PM	#1434
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I mean Martha Washington. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-18-2018, 03:37 PM	#1435
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Dammit. I mean Barbara Bush. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-18-2018, 03:38 PM	#1436
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	It was either Barbara Bush, or the guy on the Quaker Oats box, I had the sound off. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-18-2018, 06:26 PM	#1437
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Dale Winton, known to Brits. 62, cause unknown __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-19-2018, 04:18 PM	#1439
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Now I gotta go see what a Dale Winton is. Was. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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