|
Creative Expression Post your own works and chat about them |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
03-03-2019, 12:58 PM | #781 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 9,793
|
|
03-03-2019, 01:10 PM | #782 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
|
What did you make today?
I made breakfast.
__________________
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. |
03-06-2019, 01:00 AM | #783 |
Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
|
I wish I could come over to your house sometime to play.
__________________
Be Just and Fear Not. |
03-06-2019, 07:51 AM | #784 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
|
__________________
If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
03-07-2019, 03:54 PM | #785 |
Fucktard Resistance League
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: 1.14 acres of heaven
Posts: 1,512
|
Just made a big dish of meat/cheese enchiladas, using a recipe I found online and doctored up.
The picture doesn't do them justice. They were pretty tasty (and super easy). |
03-07-2019, 04:03 PM | #786 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
|
You are a cruel cruel woman. drool
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
03-07-2019, 06:29 PM | #787 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
|
:yum
__________________
If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
03-07-2019, 07:22 PM | #788 |
Fucktard Resistance League
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: 1.14 acres of heaven
Posts: 1,512
|
Thank you! Now imagine them with a little sour cteam, guac, and chopped green onions on top.
|
03-07-2019, 07:25 PM | #789 |
Fucktard Resistance League
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: 1.14 acres of heaven
Posts: 1,512
|
Yes. I am evil.
|
03-08-2019, 02:09 PM | #790 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
|
Oh, you ain't evil. You're just a hot chick that can cook.
Come to think of it, that does sound like the debbil's work.
__________________
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. |
03-09-2019, 01:20 PM | #791 |
Fucktard Resistance League
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: 1.14 acres of heaven
Posts: 1,512
|
Today, I think I'll make grilled kielbasa with fried potatoes and sauerkraut. MMmmm. Comfort food! Pics later, if I remember. Right now, I need to go let some goats out of their pen. No rest for the wicked! |
03-09-2019, 01:33 PM | #792 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
|
No good place to put this, so I'mma just leave it here.
Mr. Clod bought a new table saw. Big ol' fucker, I don't even know how many hundreds of pounds. Instructions said "it ships on its side for safety, here's how to properly maneuver it into a vertical position once the freight guy unloads it from the truck--you know, with his ramps and his dolly and all that professional jazz." Except it wasn't delivered, it was put into the back of Mr. Clod's truck at the woodshop. So he got home, then asked himself, "Hmm, how am I going to transfer this down 4 feet to the ground? Because I do not have ramps or a commercial dolly, etc." Neighbor swung by, said he'd help, but the thing turned out to be far heavier than either anticipated, and they barely got it moved laterally over to the top of the work bench before becoming dangerously tired. They set it down to rest, and the neighbor said, "Cool, that was fun, gotta go." Next thing I know, he texts me from the garage for help. I come out to find the damn thing suspended with ratchet straps from the fucking ceiling, the corners barely holding on. Long story short, it got lowered down to the ground and is fine now. But goddamn. I can't believe I'm still not a widow by now. |
03-09-2019, 02:03 PM | #793 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
|
Bullshit. Y'all got a sex swing dintchya?
__________________
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. |
03-09-2019, 04:06 PM | #794 |
™
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 27,717
|
ratcheting straps are great for tightening things slowly and incrementally, but loosening them, they let go all at once. How did he get it down?
|
03-09-2019, 04:08 PM | #795 |
Fucktard Resistance League
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: 1.14 acres of heaven
Posts: 1,512
|
Lunch:
Chicken salad sammy with crushed walnuts Cucumber slices Jalepeno Kettle chips Mandarin orange wedges Oh, and Jack Daniels and Diet Coke. |
Tags |
diy |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (0 members and 4 guests) | |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|