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Gravdigr · 03-18-2019, 09:31 AM

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

Woman robeWhile there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, “Let’s go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.”

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, “What would you say is my best feature?”

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, “It’s got to be your ears.”

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, “My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin – no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?”

Clearing his throat, he stammered, “Outside, when you said you heard someone coming….

That was me.”

Gravdigr · 03-18-2019, 10:34 AM

I was hanging out at the gym earlier with a couple of friends.

I knew I should have bought longer shorts.

Squawk · 03-18-2019, 09:21 PM

Reminds me of my student days

Diaphone Jim · 03-19-2019, 03:54 PM

I bet that never happened in Home Ec.

Diaphone Jim · 03-20-2019, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diaphone Jim

I bet that never happened in Home Ec.

This refers to Gravdigr's apartment joke. I expected some reaction.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-20-2019, 11:23 PM

I don't get the connection?

Gravdigr · 03-21-2019, 12:10 PM

It's gone over my head, too.

Diaphone Jim · 03-21-2019, 01:08 PM

Jenny to Forrest.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-21-2019, 01:45 PM

Best feature is her ears.

Never happened in Home Ec.

Jenny to Forest.

I'm still lost.

Diaphone Jim · 03-21-2019, 03:25 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmyRzoEgwDg

Gravdigr · 03-21-2019, 04:28 PM

OK I'm finally with you.

That would have been very funny if I'd gotten it.

You get points.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-22-2019, 01:17 AM

Yup, points earned.

Gravdigr · 03-22-2019, 11:33 AM

We must be slippin'.

Gravdigr · 03-25-2019, 01:42 PM

I know I'm slippin'...

I need somebody to 'splain this one to me, I don't get it.

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No, really, I don't get it.

Gravdigr · 03-25-2019, 01:43 PM

03-18-2019, 09:31 AM	#5776
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. Woman robeWhile there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, “Let’s go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.” He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, “What would you say is my best feature?” Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, “It’s got to be your ears.” Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, “My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin – no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?” Clearing his throat, he stammered, “Outside, when you said you heard someone coming…. That was me.” __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-18-2019, 10:34 AM	#5777
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I was hanging out at the gym earlier with a couple of friends. I knew I should have bought longer shorts. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-18-2019, 09:21 PM	#5778
Squawk Peoploid Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 152	Reminds me of my student days Attached Images __________________ 'Nothin' seems that weird anymore' Lo-Fidelity Allstars

03-20-2019, 11:23 PM	#5781
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I don't get the connection? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-21-2019, 12:10 PM	#5782
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	It's gone over my head, too. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-19-2019, 03:54 PM	#5779
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	I bet that never happened in Home Ec.

03-21-2019, 01:08 PM	#5783
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	Jenny to Forrest.

03-21-2019, 01:45 PM	#5784
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Best feature is her ears. Never happened in Home Ec. Jenny to Forest. I'm still lost. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-21-2019, 03:25 PM	#5785
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmyRzoEgwDg

03-21-2019, 04:28 PM	#5786
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	OK I'm finally with you. That would have been very funny if I'd gotten it. You get points. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-22-2019, 01:17 AM	#5787
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yup, points earned. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-22-2019, 11:33 AM	#5788
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	We must be slippin'. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-25-2019, 01:42 PM	#5789
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I know I'm slippin'... I need somebody to 'splain this one to me, I don't get it. No, really, I don't get it. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-25-2019, 01:43 PM	#5790
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Tech Humor __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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