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08-18-2020, 10:51 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Midmonth Mayhem
z. How many tabs do you have open on your main browser right now?
l. What was the last thing that touched your lips? b. What's the scariest disease you ever contracted? t. Where did you last walk to from your home building that was over half a mile from your property boundary? g. What animal are you not a fan of, but think it would be really cute if it was miniature? b. Make up a euphemism for either your emotion or your facial expression when you really need to fart but circumstances dictate you must hold it in until you can find a safer time/location
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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08-18-2020, 11:23 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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z. How many tabs do you have open on your main browser right now?
Three that stay open all the time (2 email, 1 slack channel for Damn Interesting); beyond that my mind sees them as clutter and I compulsively close them, which often means I have to open them back up again moments later. l. What was the last thing that touched your lips? A tapioca boba flavored popsicle from HMart. It was pretty good, but not mind-blowing. b. What's the scariest disease you ever contracted? Other people were most scared when I got meningitis (later confirmed to be from West Nile virus) and had to spend 4 days in the hospital on morphine. But I was never worried about it at the time, I saw it as an awesome drug trip vacation from my life. Myself, I am most scared of Parkinson's, which I am relatively likely to get, it's just a question of when. t. Where did you last walk to from your home building that was over half a mile from your property boundary? Assuming "walk to" as in a destination, not for exercise... That would be a few years back, I walked home from the local mechanic (maybe 2 miles) and then back again when the car was done because I was too impatient to wait for their guy to give me a ride. g. What animal are you not a fan of, but think it would be really cute if it was miniature? The ones I'm not a fan of all bite or spread disease, which they could do even more effectively if they were small, so I guess none. b. Make up a euphemism for either your emotion or your facial expression when you really need to fart but circumstances dictate you must hold it in until you can find a safer time/location Constiflation. |
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08-18-2020, 11:31 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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08-18-2020, 11:50 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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08-19-2020, 02:17 AM
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z. How many tabs do you have open on your main browser right now?
18. l. What was the last thing that touched your lips? Coffee. b. What's the scariest disease you ever contracted? The flu. Had a temperature of 103F. Wasn't fun. t. Where did you last walk to from your home building that was over half a mile from your property boundary? Preston Park on Monday to meet a friend. g. What animal are you not a fan of, but think it would be really cute if it was miniature? Snake. b. Make up a euphemism for either your emotion or your facial expression when you really need to fart but circumstances dictate you must hold it in until you can find a safer time/location Countdown to ecstasy. (Okay I admit I stole that from Steely Dan.)
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08-19-2020, 06:00 AM
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Encroaching on your decrees
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland
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z. How many tabs do you have open on your main browser right now? Five
l. What was the last thing that touched your lips? My left little finger. b. What's the scariest disease you ever contracted? I really cannot think of one. An awful flu when I just wanted my mummy (aged 37)? t. Where did you last walk to from your home building that was over half a mile from your property boundary? The back shore. g. What animal are you not a fan of, but think it would be really cute if it was miniature? Dunno. b. Make up a euphemism for either your emotion or your facial expression when you really need to fart but circumstances dictate you must hold it in until you can find a safer time/location Waiting for Godot
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08-19-2020, 07:42 AM
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still says videotape
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z. How many tabs do you have open on your main browser right now? 4
l. What was the last thing that touched your lips? coffee b. What's the scariest disease you ever contracted? I've been fortunate. t. Where did you last walk to from your home building that was over half a mile from your property boundary? Ryan's Gultch g. What animal are you not a fan of, but think it would be really cute if it was miniature? Turkey Vulture b. Make up a euphemism for either your emotion or your facial expression when you really need to fart but circumstances dictate you must hold it in until you can find a safer time/location. Church Face
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08-19-2020, 07:56 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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08-19-2020, 10:44 AM
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Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Buckinghamshire UK
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z. How many tabs do you have open on your main browser right now?
Just the one. l. What was the last thing that touched your lips? My mug of tea. About three quarters left as I type. b. What's the scariest disease you ever contracted? The Flu. Not 'man flu', the real stuff. Chunks of weight dropped off me. It's a long time ago, thank goodness. t. Where did you last walk to from your home building that was over half a mile from your property boundary? Up to the woods on a circular route while exercising the neighbour's dog yesterday morning. A couple of miles or so, all told. g. What animal are you not a fan of, but think it would be really cute if it was miniature? Nothing springs to mind. b. Make up a euphemism for either your emotion or your facial expression when you really need to fart but circumstances dictate you must hold it in until you can find a safer time/location Flatus interruptus. (That is yer actual Latin)
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08-19-2020, 11:03 AM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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confession: I currently have 52 tabs open. I have closed some too, I do keep checking for ones I'm done with to try and reduce it..... Didn't realize quite how unusual that was -my sons are both the same but my daughter called us all weird when she was home a few weeks ago.
....ok got distracted from this to see if I could find any more I was done with to close. reduced it by 3 or 4 more..... but then I got to a point where I was going to need to add to my notes on post-its plastered everywhere if i closed more, so gave up..... sigh.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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08-22-2020, 10:58 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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z. How many tabs do you have open on your main browser right now? One.
l. What was the last thing that touched your lips? Sprite Zero Sugar. b. What's the scariest disease you ever contracted? Prostatitus. t. Where did you last walk to from your home building that was over half a mile from your property boundary? Best friend's house, ~2.5 miles. g. What animal are you not a fan of, but think it would be really cute if it was miniature? Elephant. b. Make up a euphemism for either your emotion or your facial expression when you really need to fart but circumstances dictate you must hold it in until you can find a safer time/location[.] Noflatus Til Latercus.
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08-23-2020, 04:56 AM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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08-23-2020, 10:35 AM
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Goon Squad Leader
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Location: Seattle
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z. How many tabs do you have open on your main browser right now?
74 l. What was the last thing that touched your lips? Coffee, black b. What's the scariest disease you ever contracted? Heart disease t. Where did you last walk to from your home building that was over half a mile from your property boundary? A neighborhood park g. What animal are you not a fan of, but think it would be really cute if it was miniature? Yellowjackets would be cute in direct proportion to their smallness, the smaller the better. Preferably small enough to be munched on by tartigrades like popcorn. b. Make up a euphemism for either your emotion or your facial expression when you really need to fart but circumstances dictate you must hold it in until you can find a safer time/location I have to take this call... (walks stiffly away)
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08-23-2020, 10:22 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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