Women's' Urinals - Page 2

xoxoxoBruce · 05-17-2006, 07:01 PM

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Also women can't direct their pee with such precision as men.

Aha, I take it you've never cleaned a men's room.

Happy Monkey · 05-17-2006, 07:05 PM

Women can't; men won't.

DucksNuts · 05-17-2006, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

Women can't; men won't.

I have a friend (she's a she :p ) who is an absolute perfectionist when it comes to aim. Its the grossest and coolest party trick ever.

Happy Monkey · 05-17-2006, 07:44 PM

Women wont; men won't.

Elspode · 05-17-2006, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cheyenne

pffft! I got pregnant 3 times from sitting on a toilet seat!

You were screwing someone who was sitting on a toilet seat? I've done that before...

romuh doog · 05-17-2006, 11:09 PM

Question??? Could it be that the toilet above in the picture was for STANDING over and not the hover-round idea? Walk in, face the wall , lift your skirt and go. This would have been before women in general wore jeans and pants in large numbers so it would have been easy to just walk-n-pee, then pat.

And as far as buttocks sweat and germs? Ever go into a womans restroom where a hover-round has been? You'll worry about more than butt-sweat, and I'm not sitting in THAT either. (I'm with Mr. Noodles on that one)

DucksNuts · 05-18-2006, 12:10 AM

Doesnt every Mother teach their daughter to hover??

Its tough when you are intoxicated though.

Pangloss62 · 05-18-2006, 09:26 AM

romuh doog is correct. The Sanistand was made for standing over; hence the "stand" part of its name. Just which direction you stand I'm not sure. I think a womens will have to chime in and explain. The only time I've seen women pee is on camping trips and they squated on the ground. True story: my sister once did that in a bunch of poison ivy; her buttocks were later used as an illustration in a medical book.

SteveDallas · 05-18-2006, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Doesnt every Mother teach their daughter to hover??

I wouldn't know. I have to say, I have never taken the opportunity to discuss the matter with my wife and daughter.

Maybe at dinner tonight . . . .

Cheyenne · 05-22-2006, 12:44 AM

here is a girly toilie

DucksNuts · 05-22-2006, 04:32 AM

that would be a bit...errr....tickly Chey.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-22-2006, 09:41 PM

Easy to wipe though.

BigV · 05-23-2006, 01:28 AM

*That's* where the Spring Bouquet Freshness comes from! Another of life's mysteries unveiled.

BigV · 05-23-2006, 10:56 AM

Polled one young woman, DaughterofV, "what do you think about this?" the opening picture.

"Ahh, no."

06-07-2006, 12:09 PM

What about the Turkish lavatory ? You don't have to touch any seat or porcelain at all . The main difficulty with the Turkish lavatory is female foot-splash of course , but that is easily avoided . The micturating lady should be facing the wall , and not the door . Very few women know this .

05-17-2006, 07:05 PM	#17
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Women can't; men won't. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

05-17-2006, 07:44 PM	#19
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Women wont; men won't. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

05-17-2006, 11:09 PM	#21
romuh doog A person with no friends is a. lonely b. friendless c.smelly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Here for now Posts: 69	Question??? Could it be that the toilet above in the picture was for STANDING over and not the hover-round idea? Walk in, face the wall , lift your skirt and go. This would have been before women in general wore jeans and pants in large numbers so it would have been easy to just walk-n-pee, then pat. And as far as buttocks sweat and germs? Ever go into a womans restroom where a hover-round has been? You'll worry about more than butt-sweat, and I'm not sitting in THAT either. (I'm with Mr. Noodles on that one) __________________ If Washington's teeth were wooden, did Martha have splinters in her...lips?

05-18-2006, 09:26 AM	#23
Pangloss62 Lecturer Join Date: May 2006 Location: Atlanta Posts: 768	romuh doog is correct. The Sanistand was made for standing over; hence the "stand" part of its name. Just which direction you stand I'm not sure. I think a womens will have to chime in and explain. The only time I've seen women pee is on camping trips and they squated on the ground. True story: my sister once did that in a bunch of poison ivy; her buttocks were later used as an illustration in a medical book. __________________ Things are never as good, or bad, as they seem.

05-22-2006, 12:44 AM	#25
Cheyenne Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: http://www.kevinlahey.com/mt.html Posts: 616	here is a girly toilie __________________ ~What Flows From Your Fingertips Is A Reflection Of Your Heart~~ Chey~~

05-18-2006, 12:10 AM	#22
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Doesnt every Mother teach their daughter to hover?? Its tough when you are intoxicated though.

05-22-2006, 04:32 AM	#26
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	that would be a bit...errr....tickly Chey.

05-22-2006, 09:41 PM	#27
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Easy to wipe though. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-23-2006, 01:28 AM	#28
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	That's where the Spring Bouquet Freshness comes from! Another of life's mysteries unveiled. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not. Last edited by BigV; 05-23-2006 at 10:55 AM.

05-23-2006, 10:56 AM	#29
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Polled one young woman, DaughterofV, "what do you think about this?" the opening picture. "Ahh, no." __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-07-2006, 12:09 PM	#30
Buddug Guest Posts: n/a	What about the Turkish lavatory ? You don't have to touch any seat or porcelain at all . The main difficulty with the Turkish lavatory is female foot-splash of course , but that is easily avoided . The micturating lady should be facing the wall , and not the door . Very few women know this .

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