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Old 06-25-2006, 11:16 PM   #1
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Ya know what really burns my ass?

A flame about this high.
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Old 06-26-2006, 12:33 AM   #2
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Missed you, been working hard or hardly working?
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:07 AM   #3
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Ah. I was thinking, playing "naked bobsled" on carpeted stairs.
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:12 AM   #4
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I was thinking, "Bet you can't eat a pint of pickled hot peppers in under 3 minutes."
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Old 06-26-2006, 11:14 AM   #5
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when someone dips my anal beads in hot sauce
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Old 06-26-2006, 11:21 AM   #6
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Missed you, been working hard or hardly working?
meh. a little of both. miss you too, muffin.
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Old 06-26-2006, 12:06 PM   #7
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Ya know what really burns my ass?A flame about this high.
the only kind of ass licking you .......* mumbles * :p


Nice to see you around. ....really .. stay awhile.
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Old 06-26-2006, 04:12 PM   #8
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Big cat salad-toss?

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Old 06-26-2006, 05:23 PM   #9
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the only kind of ass licking you .......* mumbles * :p

not what you said when you gave me that rusty trombone.
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Old 06-26-2006, 05:34 PM   #10
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Old 06-26-2006, 11:42 PM   #11
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I'm surprised that no one has mentioned lighting farts yet...
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Old 07-03-2006, 07:09 PM   #12
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Well I Never... umm maybe a coup I mean a few times.

The Grandboys' sliding board in mid-afternoon. Yikes!
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Old 07-04-2006, 07:45 PM   #13
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vindaloo?
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Old 10-10-2006, 12:24 AM   #14
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a rectal exam performed by lavagirl
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Old 10-10-2006, 01:10 AM   #15
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I found out why they call them Habenyero's ,
The Next morning you are sitting on the shitter going " HAAAAAAAAAAA ( Plop ) Benyero !!!!!"
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