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Old 10-27-2006, 07:54 PM   #46
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Sorry. We're British and do not talk about such things.
Which reminders me of an humorous joke:
A jank is visiting a brit and taking a tour of her house. "This is my bedroom," the brit says, "and down the end of the hall is my husband's bedroom."

"You don't sleep in the same bed? Doesn't that make having sex a little impractical?" asked the Jank.

"Not at all, if my husband is in the mood he opens his door and calls me."

"Well, that's fine for him," says the jank, "but what if you're in the mood?"

"Well, I just open mt door and say: 'Did you call me, John?'"

I admit humor is a subjective thing.
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Old 10-27-2006, 09:26 PM   #47
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I'll bite. Have been called, Lil willy and Lil buddy. With the emphasis on little. My last squeeze was called "Mi Gatito Dorado." Photos anyone? Not!
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Old 10-27-2006, 11:11 PM   #48
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Mi Gatido Dorado? My Little Tunafish? Eewww...
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Old 10-28-2006, 01:03 AM   #49
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My place of mystery does not need a name. That would make it much less mysterious.
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Old 10-28-2006, 01:04 AM   #50
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But it would make the map reference so much more accessible...
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Old 10-28-2006, 01:06 AM   #51
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A map??? Why don't you take a compass along while you're at it. Or better yet, save your pennies for GPS.
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Old 10-28-2006, 01:13 AM   #52
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I've got the GPS, but the software for this purpose is unbelieveably expensive.
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Old 10-28-2006, 09:33 AM   #53
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A map??? Why don't you take a compass along while you're at it. Or better yet, save your pennies for GPS.
My "compass needle" always points straight to its "receptacle"
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Old 10-28-2006, 09:33 AM   #54
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My place of mystery does not need a name. That would make it much less mysterious.
Wolf's den?
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