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12-04-2006, 11:32 AM | #1786 |
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No.
Is it over yet?
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12-04-2006, 03:04 PM | #1787 |
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It has only begun.
Have you decorated yet? |
12-04-2006, 03:06 PM | #1788 |
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Yes, I pulled a snowman (pronounced snow-mun) mug out and put it on my counter.
Can you loan me Christmas? Edited to add: Yikes, in light of another thread I want to make absolutely sure you all know I'm kidding!
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12-05-2006, 02:12 AM | #1789 |
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You can HAVE Christmas. Do you think a person would burn in hell forever if they went out on BLM land and cut down a 2 foot pinon pine for their X-mas tree?
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12-05-2006, 02:14 AM | #1790 |
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They wouldn't go to hell, but you might get a fine if you get caught.
Do you think it's time for me to put my tree up yet?
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12-05-2006, 08:32 AM | #1791 |
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I will if you will. I haven't even bought one yet.
Is it time to start shopping, or should I wait till the last second . . . AGAIN. |
12-05-2006, 08:45 AM | #1792 |
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Time to start shopping now, for that tree.
If you aren't cutting it yourself, it's best to buy one as soon as possible and stick it in a bucket of water in the back yard until you a ready to bring it inside. Otherwise you'll be buying a pre-dried tree. They are mostly all cut in late October early November and trucked to the lots. It's not like buying it just before Christmas will mean it's any fresher. Do these jeans make my ass look big? |
12-05-2006, 08:50 AM | #1793 |
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Yes.
Does my ass make these jeans look big?
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12-05-2006, 11:22 AM | #1794 |
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No - more like sausage casings.
Am I glad that I'm a few states west?
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12-05-2006, 12:39 PM | #1795 |
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If you're not, you should be! :p
Would you rather be a few states east?
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12-05-2006, 11:59 PM | #1796 |
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No, because then I couldn't sneak off and cut pinons. I'm taking orders. Fresh and ship the same day, $5.00 - $20.00 depending on size. Shipping extra.
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12-06-2006, 12:27 AM | #1797 |
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No.
Would you like a gum tree?
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12-06-2006, 08:40 AM | #1798 |
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Yes...would it survive in this climate?
Do you chew gum?
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12-07-2006, 02:35 AM | #1799 |
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No. Do you chew on the cookies that get left out for Santa on X-mas Eve?
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12-08-2006, 03:58 PM | #1800 |
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No. They are all eaten up before I remember to put any out for Santa
Does your cat climb the Christmas tree?
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