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03-10-2007, 10:48 PM
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King Of Wishful Thinking
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
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You know you've been a Cellar member too long when...
..you fill out a profile for EHarmony and they send a SWAT team to your house.
..you know exactly what Wolf and Bruce would want for Christmas but haven't a clue what to buy your spouse. ..you judge yard sale items by how cool they would look on the doodad thread. ..you find yourself mentally trying to choose appropriate smilies for offline conversations.
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Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama |
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03-11-2007, 12:16 AM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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-- you slip and say 'cock' in frustration at work....you know you've done it.
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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03-11-2007, 03:59 AM
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 5,067
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I've done it!
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03-11-2007, 09:50 AM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
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You know you've been a Cellar member too long when....
.... if it ever happens I'll resurrect this thread
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Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac |
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03-13-2007, 08:39 PM
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Pump my ride!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England
Posts: 1,890
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....you can't find the IOTD page for ages - and only then realise you're not actually on The Cellar
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Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears |
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03-13-2007, 09:30 PM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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...you never click the IOTD thread without a blank recipe card in hand.
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
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03-13-2007, 09:41 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 12,486
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You decide to wear an adult diaper so you can catch up on the last 2 days of activity.
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03-14-2007, 12:22 AM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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when you have a higher post count than the owner?
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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03-14-2007, 03:49 AM
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Has Body Temperature
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: I come from a land downunder
Posts: 1,105
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--catching up with old friends happens on a wednesday night in your loungeroom PC.
-- you see a chiouaua grooming book at the markets and think "ill get that for staceyv " --- then realise you dont ACTUALLY know her. loser.
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We'll never be as young as we are right now |
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03-15-2007, 12:48 AM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
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I'll let you know when I get there....
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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03-15-2007, 01:01 AM
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erika
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: "the high up north"
Posts: 6,127
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Not possible.
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not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh |
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03-15-2007, 01:40 AM
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Melbourne, Aus
Posts: 1,794
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you come back after nearly 2 years and people still know who you are
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something we both can enjoy?? 
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03-15-2007, 09:37 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
Posts: 12,719
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...you realize that you are physically incapable of restraining yourself from posting hateful responses to Christospam.
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog |
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03-15-2007, 10:01 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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...you tell your family and co-workers that your buddy "GazpachoHeadLice" said the most astute thing regarding peace in the middle east and the implications for natural selection and economic divisions.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby |
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03-15-2007, 10:42 AM
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go ahead, abbrev. it
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Lawrence, KS
Posts: 2,623
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you have withdrawal symptoms if UT fails to post the IotD before noon.
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