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Old 09-05-2007, 11:37 AM   #16
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Excuse me miss, would you happen to have a large box?
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Old 09-05-2007, 11:45 AM   #17
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Old 09-05-2007, 12:04 PM   #18
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when showing a car to a customer:

it has tilt wheel for more head room

do you like it in the brown?

well, if your wife will be involved in the decision, I'd prefer to wait until she comes back with you tomorrow...and then we'll dicker.
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Old 09-05-2007, 12:24 PM   #19
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It's no biggie.
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Old 09-05-2007, 12:52 PM   #20
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Go ahead and put your little smokies in my crockpot.
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Old 09-05-2007, 02:20 PM   #21
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my boyfriend just gave me a pearl necklace!
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Old 09-05-2007, 02:58 PM   #22
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Is this how you want it?
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Old 09-05-2007, 03:24 PM   #23
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Old 09-05-2007, 05:10 PM   #24
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gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

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Old 09-05-2007, 05:20 PM   #25
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How's it hangin'?
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Old 09-05-2007, 05:21 PM   #26
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Old 09-05-2007, 06:13 PM   #27
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Hello, I hope you can help, my horn needs screw.
(recent telcon between me and a musical instrument shop)
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Old 09-05-2007, 06:19 PM   #28
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This evening whilst eating finger food from the chinese takeway, myself, and the two Js:

J (female): The spare ribs are a bit tough
me : yeah...but tasty...the honey glaze is beautiful
J (female): Oh yeah...tasty...hey I don't mind a bit of chewing...I'm all for chewing.
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Old 09-06-2007, 12:33 AM   #29
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From Legally Blonde:

Delivery Guy: "I've got a package. It's a big one."
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Old 09-06-2007, 12:40 AM   #30
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How's it hangin'?
I think that's single entendre there. Does it have a non-dirty meaning?
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