WTF Christmas Gifts

lookout123 · 12-13-2007, 11:20 AM

here is a place to drop all of those gift ideas you'd like to share. or at least the ones that stop you in your tracks with a puzzled look on your face.

Here is the man groomer.

monster · 12-16-2007, 11:17 AM

Two friends and I are getting this for our ceramics teacher:

xoxoxoBruce · 12-16-2007, 04:23 PM

So the link shows 2 jugs when it's just one reversible jug.
They'll burn in hell for that.

Razzmatazz13 · 12-16-2007, 08:39 PM

If you're going the homemade route...I've got just what every little girl dreams of for Christmas here....

Clodfobble · 12-17-2007, 01:16 PM

From the outer box of a remote control car we got for one of the kids for Christmas. Any bets on what the lead content in this thing is?

glatt · 12-17-2007, 02:27 PM

"Forbid to refresh towards can't refresh of common battery, slice to record!"

Does this mean "Do not attempt to charge regular batteries, or we'll cut you!"?

glatt · 12-17-2007, 02:38 PM

My brother told me last week that he isn't done making the presents he plans to give to my children. He'd put his name on the waiting list to use the laser cutter (or maybe engraver) at the local tech club, and he also needed to finish making the DVD of instructions that the kids are to watch only after my wife and I have left the room.

I'm beginning to regret removing the utility knife from the toolkit we're giving his 10 year old son. It could have been payback in advance. At least there's a hammer in there.

lookout123 · 12-17-2007, 03:01 PM

here is where you get to find out how responsible and respectful your children are. if you do not hear "uncle jagass - it was very disrespectful to give a gift that our father would not approve", then you have further work to do.

good measuring stick, really.

SteveDallas · 12-17-2007, 04:29 PM

Yeah, but that's what aunts and uncles are for!!

I once got an aftershave lotion gift set from my cousin.

About two years after I grew my beard.

lookout123 · 12-17-2007, 04:45 PM

that works even better. you just rub that stuff into your beard and then you can make it look all cool. like a greasy styling gel or something. of course some smartass might ask you what the greasy stuff smeared in your beard is.

Razzmatazz13 · 12-17-2007, 11:30 PM

pah, that's what I get for being lazy and not uploading it myself, sorry guys

bigw00dy · 12-20-2007, 12:12 PM

12-13-2007, 11:20 AM	#1
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	WTF Christmas Gifts here is a place to drop all of those gift ideas you'd like to share. or at least the ones that stop you in your tracks with a puzzled look on your face. Here is the man groomer. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-16-2007, 11:17 AM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Two friends and I are getting this for our ceramics teacher: __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-16-2007, 04:23 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	So the link shows 2 jugs when it's just one reversible jug. They'll burn in hell for that. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-16-2007, 08:39 PM	#4
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	If you're going the homemade route...I've got just what every little girl dreams of for Christmas here.... __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

12-17-2007, 03:01 PM	#8
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	here is where you get to find out how responsible and respectful your children are. if you do not hear "uncle jagass - it was very disrespectful to give a gift that our father would not approve", then you have further work to do. good measuring stick, really. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-17-2007, 01:16 PM	#5
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	From the outer box of a remote control car we got for one of the kids for Christmas. Any bets on what the lead content in this thing is?

12-17-2007, 02:27 PM	#6
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	"Forbid to refresh towards can't refresh of common battery, slice to record!" Does this mean "Do not attempt to charge regular batteries, or we'll cut you!"?

12-17-2007, 02:38 PM	#7
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	My brother told me last week that he isn't done making the presents he plans to give to my children. He'd put his name on the waiting list to use the laser cutter (or maybe engraver) at the local tech club, and he also needed to finish making the DVD of instructions that the kids are to watch only after my wife and I have left the room. I'm beginning to regret removing the utility knife from the toolkit we're giving his 10 year old son. It could have been payback in advance. At least there's a hammer in there.

12-17-2007, 04:29 PM	#9
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Yeah, but that's what aunts and uncles are for!! I once got an aftershave lotion gift set from my cousin. About two years after I grew my beard.

12-17-2007, 04:45 PM	#10
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	that works even better. you just rub that stuff into your beard and then you can make it look all cool. like a greasy styling gel or something. of course some smartass might ask you what the greasy stuff smeared in your beard is. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-17-2007, 11:30 PM	#11
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	pah, that's what I get for being lazy and not uploading it myself, sorry guys __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

12-20-2007, 12:12 PM	#12
bigw00dy I'm here once in a while Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 458	__________________ flickr®

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