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Old 01-11-2008, 01:46 PM   #16
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pssst...use "white" lookout.
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Old 01-11-2008, 02:13 PM   #17
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hey look! black works!

so does white, apparently. thanks.
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Old 01-11-2008, 02:25 PM   #18
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You know, I hate this game. I hated it when it was a tv show, Richard Dawson? (Gawd. I looked it up and I *did* remember it correctly. Why, o, why am I wasting brain cells remembering the name of a host of a game show that I hate?)

The whole premise of the show, think like a sheep and be quick about it; the better sheep you are, the less original, the less creative, the less intelligent you are the more you will be rewarded--offended me. People were being encouraged to be stupid. This was alarming to me and I think it's a direct precursor to lots of other shit tv that carried on even to today, often to levels of painful wincing caricature. Jerry Springer comes to mind. (Yes, I know that's not a game show. The people on both shows all battle to be "The Stupidest!") I am embarrassed for all of them. Are they all too stupid to feel shame? Apparently. [/rant]

Ok. I feel better.

I like games too, so here's my two cents worth:

Name an enemy of Batman - The Penguin
Name something that fastens clothes together - Safety Pin
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - Vows
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Lion
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - Grab the wheel
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - Vegas, baby
Name something associated with the country Wales - The Welsh
Name a number you might have to memorise - phone number
Name something you might put out for the birds - bird bath
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - tiger

Because I liked ZenGum's idea so much, I wanted to copy it. Here are my comedy answers.

Name an enemy of Batman - Everybody! Who, besides Robin and Alfred are even on his side?
Name something that fastens clothes together - bodily fluids
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - other bodily fluids
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - that screaming toddler lashed into his stroller
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - ride free; gas, grass or ass
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - the city that never sleeps
Name something associated with the country Wales - an generalized sense of inadequacy compared to city whales
Name a number you might have to memorise - the one you keep forgetting
Name something you might put out for the birds - cynaide and strychnine
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - you don't have animals with tea, it is a strictly vegetarian affair, so I choose Toast.
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Old 01-11-2008, 02:34 PM   #19
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ORIGINAL QUESTIONS TO CUT & PASTE INTO YOUR REPLY
Name an enemy of Batman - the penguin
Name something that fastens clothes together - zip
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - vows
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - lion
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - fart
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - new york
Name something associated with the country Wales - leeks
Name a number you might have to memorise - PIN number
Name something you might put out for the birds - big fat balls
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - tyrannosaurus rex (or toad)

And there I was thinking you were in the middle of a family feud!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-11-2008, 02:35 PM   #20
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The whole premise of the show, think like a sheep and be quick about it; the better sheep you are, the less original, the less creative, the less intelligent you are the more you will be rewarded--offended me.
Guess you're more of a Scattergories type, eh?
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Old 01-11-2008, 02:36 PM   #21
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Name something associated with the country Wales -

I've been to Wales, and it's a really nice place. I have no idea why this popped into my head, but "sheep fucking" was the first thing to register. That's supposed to be Scotland though, isn't it? You shouldn't be asking Americans these things.
No, no, no, NO, NO! That's the WELSH, for sure!
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Old 01-11-2008, 02:37 PM   #22
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It's also used for Yorkshire. Basically anywhere traditionally associated with sheep and/or wool textiles.
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Old 01-11-2008, 02:54 PM   #23
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Guess you're more of a Scattergories type, eh?
Oh yes!
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Old 01-11-2008, 08:41 PM   #24
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Name an enemy of Batman - The Ridler
Name something that fastens clothes together - Rivets
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - vows
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Monkeys
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - Fart
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - Las Vegas
Name something associated with the country Wales - Jelly
Name a number you might have to memorise - ATM pin
Name something you might put out for the birds - birdfeed?
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - Tyrannosaurus Rex
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Old 01-11-2008, 08:47 PM   #25
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Name an enemy of Batman - joker
Name something that fastens clothes together - zipper
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - vows
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - elephant
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - smoke
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - NY NY
Name something associated with the country Wales - uhhhh
Name a number you might have to memorise - phone number
Name something you might put out for the birds - stale bread
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - turkey
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Old 01-12-2008, 12:04 AM   #26
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leeks are associated with Wales?
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Old 01-12-2008, 12:56 AM   #27
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Name an enemy of Batman - Harley Quinn
Name something that fastens clothes together - Stitches
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - Glances
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Tiger
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - Vomit
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - Berlin, Germany
Name something associated with the country Wales - Tom Jones
Name a number you might have to memorise - Social Security Number
Name something you might put out for the birds - Cats
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - Tapir
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Old 01-12-2008, 01:10 AM   #28
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ORIGINAL QUESTIONS TO CUT & PASTE INTO YOUR REPLY
Name an enemy of Batman - the green hornet
Name something that fastens clothes together - zip
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - vows
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - elephant
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car -have sex
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - sydney
Name something associated with the country Wales -The Prince
Name a number you might have to memorise - phone
Name something you might put out for the birds - seeds
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - trout
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Old 01-12-2008, 02:37 AM   #29
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Name an enemy of Batman - The Penguin
Name something that fastens clothes together - Velcro
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - spit
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Screamer monkey
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car -blow chunks
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - Tokyo
Name something associated with the country Wales - Unintelligible speach
Name a number you might have to memorize - My anniversary date
Name something you might put out for the birds - Bread crumbs
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - Trout
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Old 01-12-2008, 04:48 AM   #30
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Hang on a minute. The green hornet was spidermans enemy wasn't he?

I've got all my evil rivals mixed up.

I guess I'd lose family feud if I gave that answer.
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