What do you look like RFN!?? - Page 86

Aliantha · 01-23-2008, 06:28 PM

Don't worry Bri. No one looks at the mantlepiece while they're stoking the fire anyway.

On a more serious note, the state you're in now is not permanent and you know it. Things will go back to normal and then you can get back to your old tricks.

monster · 01-23-2008, 06:45 PM

There's no market for pity sex, then? shame. Still if you do pull, you could blame the barfing on morning sickness and take 'em for all you can get....

Plus no need to shave or wax and no stubble....

Elspode · 01-23-2008, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Oh, hell...I'd put Niklai up except I'm bald and prone to puking and that just ain't sexy. sigh. I'll never have sex again. Well, maybe an ugly man would do me. Someone really ugly though---like that Fred guy who was gonna run for Pres.

Pish tosh. Just consider that the shallow fuck portion of your life is done with, and you are now ready to begin screwing only men who have some goddamn substance about them.

lumberjim · 01-23-2008, 11:35 PM

i'd hit it. and i am not ugly. jinx would totally let me, too.

Aliantha · 01-24-2008, 01:13 AM

and you have a lot of 'substance' too don't you jimbo?

DucksNuts · 01-24-2008, 04:30 AM

Would jinx join in?

Nikolai · 01-24-2008, 06:39 AM

Yay Duck, yeah Id love to go down under, and Brianna Im using to puking Im a Uni student its what we do >.<

Trilby · 01-24-2008, 08:54 AM

you guys cheer me up!

lumberjim · 01-24-2008, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

and you have a lot of 'substance' too don't you jimbo?

a substantial amount

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Would jinx join in?

I'm no longer drunk enough to carry on this conversation. I hold my wife in the highest regard, and greatest respect. Don't tase me, bro.

LabRat · 01-24-2008, 10:18 AM

Hey Bri, I was just thinking about the no shaving part too. My mom-in-law never got the hair back under her arms...and very little back on her legs. (I didn't inquire about her other bits...) Her head hair came back just as full as before the chemo though.

So, maybe there is a bright side...eventually.

DanaC · 01-24-2008, 04:36 PM

I'd like to offer you a sleepover niklai but I live in the world's tiniest house with a miniature sofa and a fucking big hairy dog who doesn't like strangers :P

DucksNuts · 01-24-2008, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikolai

Yay Duck, yeah Id love to go down under, and Brianna Im using to puking Im a Uni student its what we do >.<

You hittin' on me? coz...well, no's not in my vocabulary (except where my boss is concerned).

Nikolai · 01-24-2008, 08:27 PM

Well I doubt you can really hit on anyone online its more like a well aimed punch but meh whatever. And Id hit on you, I love aussies

there better than americans they knwo how to get drunk properly.

Awww damn Dana, well i could camp near by Yourkshire is big enough??

Oh and please people Nik for short I hate the O being missed out sorry Im a lil anal when it comes to that, and no one turn the anal thing into a joke now, I Know what you people are like

Aliantha · 01-24-2008, 09:17 PM

Is that right? Why don't you tell us what we people are like then...besides some of us liking a lil anal once in a while...

DanaC · 01-24-2008, 09:36 PM

Yeah.....that was a typo Nik...not a deliberate shortening of the name.

01-23-2008, 06:28 PM	#1276
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Don't worry Bri. No one looks at the mantlepiece while they're stoking the fire anyway. On a more serious note, the state you're in now is not permanent and you know it. Things will go back to normal and then you can get back to your old tricks. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-23-2008, 06:45 PM	#1277
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	There's no market for pity sex, then? shame. Still if you do pull, you could blame the barfing on morning sickness and take 'em for all you can get.... Plus no need to shave or wax and no stubble.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-23-2008, 11:35 PM	#1279
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i'd hit it. and i am not ugly. jinx would totally let me, too. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-24-2008, 01:13 AM	#1280
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	and you have a lot of 'substance' too don't you jimbo? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-24-2008, 10:18 AM	#1285
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Hey Bri, I was just thinking about the no shaving part too. My mom-in-law never got the hair back under her arms...and very little back on her legs. (I didn't inquire about her other bits...) Her head hair came back just as full as before the chemo though. So, maybe there is a bright side...eventually. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

01-24-2008, 04:30 AM	#1281
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Would jinx join in?

01-24-2008, 06:39 AM	#1282
Nikolai Greener than the rest Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Near London Posts: 68	Yay Duck, yeah Id love to go down under, and Brianna Im using to puking Im a Uni student its what we do >.<

01-24-2008, 08:54 AM	#1283
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	you guys cheer me up!

01-24-2008, 04:36 PM	#1286
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I'd like to offer you a sleepover niklai but I live in the world's tiniest house with a miniature sofa and a fucking big hairy dog who doesn't like strangers :P

01-24-2008, 08:27 PM	#1288
Nikolai Greener than the rest Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Near London Posts: 68	Well I doubt you can really hit on anyone online its more like a well aimed punch but meh whatever. And Id hit on you, I love aussies there better than americans they knwo how to get drunk properly. Awww damn Dana, well i could camp near by Yourkshire is big enough?? Oh and please people Nik for short I hate the O being missed out sorry Im a lil anal when it comes to that, and no one turn the anal thing into a joke now, I Know what you people are like

01-24-2008, 09:17 PM	#1289
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Is that right? Why don't you tell us what we people are like then...besides some of us liking a lil anal once in a while... __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-24-2008, 09:36 PM	#1290
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Yeah.....that was a typo Nik...not a deliberate shortening of the name.

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