|
Home Base A starting point, and place for threads don't seem to belong anywhere else |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
07-28-2008, 06:28 PM | #1981 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 5,264
|
Moviprep and vodka....
That's not a good idea. When you take Moviprep, you want ALL of your faculties about you...
__________________
We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
07-29-2008, 11:25 AM | #1982 |
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 3,338
|
Agreed.
You do NOT want to have slow reactions or stumble or, God forbid, pass out whilst that stuff is working through you.
__________________
Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous |
07-29-2008, 11:27 AM | #1983 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
|
So, maybe just a little bit of vodka?
__________________
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby |
07-29-2008, 12:06 PM | #1984 |
Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 4,412
|
Sure. So long as you don't mind a little bit of crap seepage. haha
__________________
Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you. |
07-29-2008, 12:07 PM | #1985 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
|
I'll just sit in my bathtub with a pint o' vodka. Pics to follow...not.
__________________
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby |
07-29-2008, 12:18 PM | #1986 |
~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 6,828
|
Something for us who will remain during the apocalypse.
Last edited by skysidhe; 07-29-2008 at 12:24 PM. |
07-29-2008, 12:45 PM | #1987 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
|
I admit. I'm anti-gun. But if the zombie apocalypse comes down I'd kinda hope it was when I was at Forks. |
07-29-2008, 01:44 PM | #1988 |
Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
Posts: 31,423
|
They'll be no help, they only have handguns. What you really need for zombies is a shotgun!
|
07-29-2008, 02:06 PM | #1989 |
~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 6,828
|
I have a BB gun.
|
07-30-2008, 12:53 AM | #1990 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
|
Is that bigger than a B gun?
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
07-30-2008, 02:33 AM | #1991 |
~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 6,828
|
I've never seen a B or a BBB gun and wikki couldn't tell me anything about size except the air rifle's BB's arn't lethal.
darn, rats * snapping fingers * I bet a well placed pumped up shot would hurt close range though! *thinking* lol you mean they don't really sell those spine cleaving machettes! Last edited by skysidhe; 07-30-2008 at 02:39 AM. |
07-30-2008, 12:17 PM | #1992 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
|
HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.' Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? Sincerely, Bill Clinton
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
07-30-2008, 04:31 PM | #1993 |
why so serious
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 1,712
|
A midget walks into an elevator and sees a really big black man.
The midget say, "Wow you're a big guy, what's your name"? The black man replies, "Turner Brown". The midget passes out on the floor. Stunned, Turner Brown reaches down and shakes the midget until he wakes up. The midget then asks again, "What did you say your name was"? The man replies, "Turner Brown". "Oh", the midget says, "I thought you said Turn Around". |
07-30-2008, 06:43 PM | #1994 |
We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
|
Stand-up comedian Lee Mack. Merkins may find the first 30 seconds or so difficult to follow as he's putting on a Geordie accent and the first 15 seconds are finishing a joke from part one......but after that its funny
|
07-30-2008, 06:53 PM | #1995 |
changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
Posts: 10,308
|
that's some funny stuff dana. I'll have to look for some more of him.
__________________
Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin |
Tags |
humor |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (0 members and 4 guests) | |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|