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Old 09-08-2008, 01:21 PM   #616
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I kinda cringed just reading it.
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Old 09-08-2008, 01:35 PM   #617
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Looks like it worked.
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Old 09-08-2008, 02:13 PM   #618
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I can't believe I just got in an almost YELLING MATCH over four AA batteries.

These batteries control the keypad on the data center where my servers sit. Right outside the door are the hardware guys. Right inside the door are the operations guys, none of whom are here today.

I had to get a "hardware guy" to open the door with his key, so I could get to my servers. I determined that the keypad needed four AA bateries, so I asked the hardware guy if they had any AAs.

Flint: Do y'all have four double A batteries?
Hardware Guy: That's not my responsibility.
Flint: Well, how am I going to get to my servers today?
Hardware Guy: That's Operation's responsibility.
Flint: Nobody from Operations is here today.
Hardware Guy: That's not my problem.
Flint: [first name], you and I both know that I need in and out of that room about ten times a day.
Hardware Guy: It's not my responsibility whether you can get in there.
Flint: Well, if you want to get up and unlock the door with your key for me every time, we can do it that way...
Hardware Guy: IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM WHETHER YOU CAN GET IN THERE OR NOT.
Flint: DO I HAVE TO PUT IN A TICKET TO GET FOUR BATTERIES?
Hardware Guy: YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ME THAT I HAVE TO LET YOU IN THAT ROOM, THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM WHETHER YOU CAN GET IN THERE OR NOT. THAT'S OPERATION'S PROBLEM.
Flint: WELL, GEE, LET ME ASK THE OPERATIONS GUY. [looking around] OH, THEY'RE NOT HERE TODAY.

At this point, he has actually gone to the supply cabinet and gotten the batteries, and is putting them in the door; he just wanted to let me know that it wasn't "his problem" and that he didn't "have to" do it.

Asshole.
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Old 09-08-2008, 02:18 PM   #619
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Old 09-08-2008, 02:21 PM   #620
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He used to work for the hospital, but our desktop support was outsourced to Dell. So, he sits at the same desk, but now he works for Dell.

Apparently that means he can't get up off his ass and get four batteries out of the supply closet without throwing a goddamn hissy fit.
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Old 09-08-2008, 02:21 PM   #621
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tell him it's because of that attitude right there that he exists in the first place.

Dickhead: ?

Flint: You're dad kept bitching that birth control wasn't his problem and some poor prostitute had to deal with the results.
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Old 09-08-2008, 10:37 PM   #622
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Dude. you're a dude. don't ever even think about my condom again, let alone touch it. that's like a major breach of etiket.
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Old 09-08-2008, 10:52 PM   #623
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I went to bed at midnight knowing I had to wake up at 4am because I was enjoying great conversation with my boyfriend of a year... Then at 2:37 I woke up to the sound of the kitchen ceiling leaking. Drip, drip, drip... The water hitting the "in case it happens again" pot on the ground was so loud and it pissed me off. Plus, why is it that nothing seems to ever wake guys up? I woke up at 4 yesterday morning, worked 12 hours, then had plenty of wine with my friend, and was still lucid enough to be disturbed by dripping water while my boyfriend, who woke up at 11:30am slept right through it.
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Old 09-08-2008, 10:56 PM   #624
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I went to bed at midnight knowing I had to wake up at 4am because I was enjoying great conversation with my boyfriend of a year... Then at 2:37 I woke up to the sound of the kitchen ceiling leaking. Drip, drip, drip... The water hitting the "in case it happens again" pot on the ground was so loud and it pissed me off. Plus, why is it that nothing seems to ever wake guys up? I woke up at 4 yesterday morning, worked 12 hours, then had plenty of wine with my friend, and was still lucid enough to be disturbed by dripping water while my boyfriend, who woke up at 11:30am slept right through it.
We have evolved.
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Old 09-08-2008, 11:03 PM   #625
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We have evolved.
So now many women get schooled, have careers, care for a family, cook, clean, AND have to listen for things that go bump in the night?

"I blame the feminist movement." That's something I say jokingly to my friends about why there are so few real men left. What's next, us holding the door open for you?
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Old 09-08-2008, 11:09 PM   #626
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I always hold the door open for blokes -I love seeing that "castrated" look on their faces as they realize they must accept graciously rather than insisting on holding it open for me
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Old 09-08-2008, 11:15 PM   #627
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I think the worrying about things that go bump in the night is going to kill you faster than the things that go bump in the night.

And the things that you mentioned? All self-imposed, all self-imposed, all self-imposed.
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Old 09-09-2008, 06:15 AM   #628
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I always hold the door open for blokes -I love seeing that "castrated" look on their faces as they realize they must accept graciously rather than insisting on holding it open for me
America is spoiling you! I hold the door open for whoever is behind me - I haven't yet seen a man who reacts to the fact that I'm a woman! Although occasionally a polite man will step back from a door to let me through first - I always blush as I say thank-you, it somehow feels a very personal thing to do!
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Old 09-09-2008, 07:40 AM   #629
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yeah, sadly there may have been an element of artistic licence in there


(very few people do say thank you either, these days... I must have reached the next generation )

Am mildly irritated by the driver who overtook us on our bikes as we overtook a parked car this morning without even slowing down and then beeped us -in a dead end residential neighborhood at 7am. asshole.
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Old 09-09-2008, 10:30 AM   #630
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When a woman holds the door open for me, I always say "thank you," and give her a little pat on the head.
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