Funny movie lines for no reason - Page 3

spudcon · 01-06-2009, 07:34 PM

"Jack Deth! The only man I've had sex with!"

HungLikeJesus · 01-06-2009, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by spudcon

"Jack Deth! The only man I've had sex with!"

I think you're looking for this thread.

Radar · 01-06-2009, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

I immediately said, "Put Edwina back in bowl" in a very faux-Indian (ohm Indian, not woo-woo Indian) accent.

Finally, another human being who gets this. I've done this one a bunch of times and people just look at me like, "What bowl? And why does your voice sound like Microsoft's tech support?"

We must be the only Lily Tomlin/Steven Martin fans.

Radar · 01-06-2009, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

Don't you mean "snegro"?

That's hilarious! I was thinking the same thing. Very nice. Also, kudos on the fight club quote.

Here's some interesting trivia about that line...

The original "pillow talk"-scene had Marla saying "I want to have your abortion". When this was objected to by Fox 2000 Pictures President of Production Laura Ziskin, David Fincher said he would change it on the proviso that the new line couldn't be cut. Ziskin agreed and Fincher wrote the replacement line, "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school". When Ziskin saw the new line, she was even more outraged and asked for the original line to be put back, but, as per their deal, Fincher refused.

Shawnee123 · 01-07-2009, 09:38 AM

Meg Swan: We met at Starbucks. Not at the same Starbucks but we saw each other at different Starbucks across the street from each other

From Best in Show (one of the funniest movies EVAH)

Sundae · 01-07-2009, 12:39 PM

Ghostbusters, whaddya want?

Shawnee123 · 01-07-2009, 12:41 PM

Oooh...yeah, Ghostbusters. I love when Bill Murray says "no human could stack books like that" with that wry smile on his face.

dar512 · 01-07-2009, 05:10 PM

Listen. Do you smell something?

One of my favorite movies - and very quotable.

Shawnee123 · 01-08-2009, 09:13 AM

Just posted elsewhere:

Have fun stormin' the castle.

DanaC · 01-08-2009, 04:53 PM

Who would wanna steal bodyparts? Delivered in an appropriately theatrical way by the security guard, just prior to our hero returning to the screen.

from re-animator.

Shawnee123 · 01-08-2009, 04:55 PM

The chick can't hold her smoke.
--Breakfast Club

spudcon · 01-09-2009, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

I think you're looking for this thread.

Nope, sorry HLJ. That's your thread. Obviously you've never seen Helen Hunt's performance in the critically acclaimed film "Trancers."

KinkyVixen · 01-12-2009, 11:45 PM

Buddy: [out of breath from chasing Michael] Wow, you're fast. I'm glad I caught up to you. I waited 5 hours for you. Why is your coat so big? So, good news - I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have. How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? Huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat, too?...
-Elf, the movie

kerosene · 01-13-2009, 09:50 AM

"That's gonna leave a mark"

Pie · 01-13-2009, 01:00 PM

No matter where you go, there you are.

01-06-2009, 07:34 PM	#31
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	"Jack Deth! The only man I've had sex with!" __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

01-07-2009, 05:10 PM	#38
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Listen. Do you smell something? One of my favorite movies - and very quotable. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

01-08-2009, 09:13 AM	#39
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Just posted elsewhere: Have fun stormin' the castle. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-08-2009, 04:55 PM	#41
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	The chick can't hold her smoke. --Breakfast Club __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-12-2009, 11:45 PM	#43
KinkyVixen Marching In! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 580	Buddy: [out of breath from chasing Michael] Wow, you're fast. I'm glad I caught up to you. I waited 5 hours for you. Why is your coat so big? So, good news - I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have. How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? Huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat, too?... -Elf, the movie __________________ "Smile before bed.You'll sleep better."

01-07-2009, 09:38 AM	#35
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Meg Swan: We met at Starbucks. Not at the same Starbucks but we saw each other at different Starbucks across the street from each other From Best in Show (one of the funniest movies EVAH)

01-07-2009, 12:39 PM	#36
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Ghostbusters, whaddya want?

01-07-2009, 12:41 PM	#37
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Oooh...yeah, Ghostbusters. I love when Bill Murray says "no human could stack books like that" with that wry smile on his face.

01-08-2009, 04:53 PM	#40
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Who would wanna steal bodyparts? Delivered in an appropriately theatrical way by the security guard, just prior to our hero returning to the screen. from re-animator.

01-13-2009, 09:50 AM	#44
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	"That's gonna leave a mark"

01-13-2009, 01:00 PM	#45
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	No matter where you go, there you are. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

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