Funny movie lines for no reason - Page 5

Crimson Ghost · 01-15-2009, 01:54 AM

I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!

Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

What have we got here, a fucking comedian?

Be sure you only fuck the ones that cough.

wolf · 01-15-2009, 02:11 AM

I've used "It's sluggish, like a wet sponge" any number of times, especially, but not limited to, driving. Unless you count Wii Mario Cart as driving.

"I've had a drinking problem since the war."

What gets the most play at the nuthouse? Strangely, nothing from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Rather, "It's a madhouse, a MADHOUSE!" gets yelled out at least once every three shifts.

capnhowdy · 01-15-2009, 07:47 AM

"Shovels just make too damn much racket."

"He aint the kind of retard that rubs shit in is hair is he?"

Pie · 01-15-2009, 12:23 PM

“I always have my coffee when I watch radar, you know that!”

Cicero · 01-15-2009, 02:31 PM

Another one from,
O Brother Where Art Thou:

Everett: Well, ain't it a small world- spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated.

capnhowdy · 01-15-2009, 05:53 PM

"Well I'll only be 82!"
Delmar really was a paradigm of hope.

Everett: I'm not sure that's Pete."
Delmar: "Sure it is! Look at him!"

Trilby · 01-15-2009, 06:43 PM

Lotsa respectable people get hit by trains! - Penny

Vernon here's got a job. Vernon's got prospects. He's bona fide. What are you? -Penny, O Brother Where Art Thou

capnhowdy · 01-15-2009, 06:59 PM

"He can afford to give the girls clarinet lessons."

dar512 · 01-23-2009, 12:58 PM

"And all that that implies."
-- Kent Mansly in The Iron Giant

Undertoad · 01-23-2009, 01:01 PM

We can stop, get pancakes and then we'll get laid, alright?
- Fargo

dar512 · 01-23-2009, 01:03 PM

I don't know some of these. Could we have attributes please?

Undertoad · 01-23-2009, 01:06 PM

Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
- Glengarry Glen Ross

Pie · 01-23-2009, 01:33 PM

Too many notes.

lumberjim · 01-23-2009, 01:37 PM

If we're taking you with us, we can't be calling you " Milky."
- What's your real name ?
- Casper, but my friends call me "Whitey."

Get your cock out of my Chrysler, you son of a bitch !

warch · 01-23-2009, 01:39 PM

...if, indeed, that is your name....

01-15-2009, 01:54 AM	#61
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd! Well, any fucking time, sweetheart! Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Be sure you only fuck the ones that cough. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

01-15-2009, 02:11 AM	#62
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I've used "It's sluggish, like a wet sponge" any number of times, especially, but not limited to, driving. Unless you count Wii Mario Cart as driving. "I've had a drinking problem since the war." What gets the most play at the nuthouse? Strangely, nothing from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Rather, "It's a madhouse, a MADHOUSE!" gets yelled out at least once every three shifts. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-15-2009, 07:47 AM	#63
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	"Shovels just make too damn much racket." "He aint the kind of retard that rubs shit in is hair is he?" __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-15-2009, 12:23 PM	#64
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	“I always have my coffee when I watch radar, you know that!” __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

01-15-2009, 02:31 PM	#65
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Another one from, O Brother Where Art Thou: Everett: Well, ain't it a small world- spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-15-2009, 05:53 PM	#66
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	"Well I'll only be 82!" Delmar really was a paradigm of hope. Everett: I'm not sure that's Pete." Delmar: "Sure it is! Look at him!" __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-15-2009, 06:43 PM	#67
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Lotsa respectable people get hit by trains! - Penny Vernon here's got a job. Vernon's got prospects. He's bona fide. What are you? -Penny, O Brother Where Art Thou __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-15-2009, 06:59 PM	#68
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	"He can afford to give the girls clarinet lessons." __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-23-2009, 12:58 PM	#69
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	"And all that that implies." -- Kent Mansly in The Iron Giant __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

01-23-2009, 01:01 PM	#70
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	We can stop, get pancakes and then we'll get laid, alright? - Fargo

01-23-2009, 01:03 PM	#71
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	I don't know some of these. Could we have attributes please? __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

01-23-2009, 01:06 PM	#72
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. - Glengarry Glen Ross

01-23-2009, 01:33 PM	#73
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Too many notes. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

01-23-2009, 01:37 PM	#74
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	If we're taking you with us, we can't be calling you " Milky." - What's your real name ? - Casper, but my friends call me "Whitey." Get your cock out of my Chrysler, you son of a bitch ! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-23-2009, 01:39 PM	#75
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	...if, indeed, that is your name....

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