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04-02-2009, 06:14 PM | #271 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I am unwritten, can't read my mind, I'm undefined
I'm just beginning, the pen's in my hand, ending unplanned Staring at the blank page before you Open up the dirty window Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find Reaching for something in the distance So close you can almost taste it Release your inhibitions Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you Only you can let it in No one else, no one else Can speak the words on your lips Drench yourself in words unspoken Live your life with arms wide open Today is where your book begins The rest is still unwritten Oh, oh, oh I break tradition, sometimes my tries, are outside the lines We've been conditioned to not make mistakes, but I can't live that way Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you Only you can let it in No one else, no one else Can speak the words on your lips Drench yourself in words unspoken Live your life with arms wide open Today is where your book begins The rest is still unwritten --Natasha Bedingfield
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04-06-2009, 08:57 AM | #272 |
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(I miss you miss you)
Hello there the angel from my nightmare The shadow in the backround of the morgue The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley We can live like Jack and Sally if we want Where you can always find me And we'll have Halloween on Christmas And in the night we'll wish this never ends We'll wish this never ends Where are you and I'm so sorry I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight I need somebody and always This sick strange darkness comes creeping on so haunting everytime And as I stared I counted the webs from all the spiders catching things and eating their insides Like indecision to call you And hear your voice of treason Will you come home and stop this pain tonight stop this pain tonight Don't waste your time on me you're already the voice inside my head Don't waste your time on me you're already the voice inside my head I miss you --Blink 182
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04-13-2009, 04:04 PM | #273 |
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One week of every year is designated National Brotherhood Week. This is just one of many such weeks honoring various worthy causes. One of my favorites is National Make-fun-of-the-handicapped Week which Frank Fontaine and Jerry Lewis are in charge of as you know. During National Brotherhood Week various special events are arranged to drive home the message of brotherhood. This year, for example, on the first day of the week Malcolm X was killed which gives you an idea of how effective the whole thing is. I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another and I know there are people in the world that do not love their fellow human beings and I hate people like that. Here's a song about National Brotherhood Week. ---Tom Leher:
Oh, the white folks hate the black folks, And the black folks hate the white folks. To hate all but the right folks Is an old established rule. But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week, Lena Horne and Sheriff Clarke are dancing cheek to cheek. It's fun to eulogize The people you despise, As long as you don't let 'em in your school. Oh, the poor folks hate the rich folks, And the rich folks hate the poor folks. All of my folks hate all of your folks, It's American as apple pie. But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week, New Yorkers love the Puerto Ricans 'cause it's very chic. Step up and shake the hand Of someone you can't stand. You can tolerate him if you try. Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics, And the Catholics hate the Protestants, And the Hindus hate the Muslims, And everybody hates the Jews. But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week, It's National Everyone-smile-at-one-another-hood Week. Be nice to people who Are inferior to you. It's only for a week, so have no fear. Be grateful that it doesn't last all year! --Tom Leher
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05-02-2009, 01:18 PM | #274 | |
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05-07-2009, 01:30 PM | #275 |
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Deb Talan, "Ashes on Your Eyes"
Just about the time your heart breaks like a wheel Not in a straight line, but all in pieces Some you'll leave behind on a road you won't revise No, you won't revisit that dirty compromise. Now you only dream in peaceful blue The morning doesn't even scare you anymore You are a phoenix with your feathers still a little wet Baby, the ashes just look pretty on your eyes. So look up, up ahead The city lights are dancing for you Or is it the aurora burning of the edges of the sky? Don't cry, don't cry That's all over now. Now you only dream in peaceful blue The morning doesn't even scare you anymore You are a phoenix with your feathers still a little wet Baby, the ashes just look pretty on your eyes. Dry your wings in the sun You have only begun to understand When it's time to move on there is no one To hold your hand. So let go, let go, let go. Here the night is fine The stars are sparks of steel Chiseled in the mines of twilight You tell me something real, say "Don't try, don't try Just remember how, remember, remember" Now you only dream in peaceful blue The morning doesn't even scare you anymore You are a phoenix with your feathers still a little wet Baby, the ashes just look pretty on your eyes. |
05-07-2009, 06:01 PM | #276 |
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Iron & Wine - Jezebel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghBJhGIcneU
who's seen jezebel? she was born to be the woman i would know and hold like the breeze half as tight as both our eyes closed who's seen jezebel? she went walking where the cedars line the road her blouse on the ground where the dogs were hungry, roaming saying, "wait, we swear we'll love you more and holy jezebel, it's we, we that you are for only" who's seen jezebel? she was born to be the woman we could blame make me a beast half as brave i'd be the same who's seen jezebel? she was gone before i ever got to say "lay here my love you're the only shape i'll pray to, jezebel" who's seen jezebel? will the mountain last as long as i can wait wait like the dawn how it aches to meet the day who's seen jezebel? she was certainly the spark for all i've done the window was wide she could see the dogs come running saying, "wait, we swear we'll love you more and wholly jezebel, it's we, we that you are for only" |
05-08-2009, 06:17 AM | #277 | |
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I've recently been rediscovering The Divine Comedy's back catalogue:P
There're are a couple of albums that were basically the soundtrack to a very strange and exhilirating year. I always loved this one. It spoke to me. It caught the exhiliration. Don't Look Down by The Divine Comedy "Birds and planes go Through the rainbow Every day though You simply refuse Old-fashioned Ferris Wheels Are no big deal They're just big wheels with chairs So don't be scared Just set yourself free" She tells me it's alright To open up my eyes She holds onto my hand And the clouds float by The couple in the car below They wave to us and say hello I think they understand The way we're feeling I don't need to say 'I love you' When we're floating So far up above Everyone else's lives Are intertwined With yours and mine I hope They find the joy That we have found She tells me it's alright To open up my eyes She holds onto my hand And the clouds race by The couple in the car above I suppose they think That we're in love I think they might be right And without warning when we're almost at the top The wheel that turns us all comes to a sudden stop. The wind that's blown us dies a quick and painless death The air gets clammy and we hold each other's breath We get the feeling that we're not alone in this And then a God who really ought not to exist Sticks out a great big hand And grabs me by the wrist And asks me "why?" and I say "Well God, it's like this It may be arrogance Or just appalling taste But I'd rather use my pain than let it all go to waste On some old god who tells me what I want to hear As if I cannot tell obedience from fear I want to take my pleasures where and how I will, Be they disgraceful or distasteful or distilled And to be frank I find that life has more appeal Without a driver who's asleep behind the wheel" Then God decides that he has taken quite enough Of all this atheistic tosh I'm spouting off And so he calls upon his favourite angel choir To sing of times when men were filled with christian fire But over-zealous angels flap their wings too fast And cause the wind to blow and turn the wheel at last And soon my feet are safely back on solid ground And then I hear a voice say "Don't look down!". Don't Look Down
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And again, from The Divine Comedy (from the album Casanova)
Middle-Class Heroes I see oriental paper globes hanging like decomposing cocoons while exotic candles overload the dusty air with their stale perfume And I see lentils, beans, seaweed and rice in jars on the windowsill And it ain't hardly enough to feed the mice running behind the lines of allergy pills All these things will come to pass when heroes of the middle class face up to their responsibilities I see an Indian fertility God he's got thirty seven limbs to spare And tasteless tie-dyed tablecloths that double up as evening wear And I see naked bodies twist and turn on the futon of dreams fulfilled But their three-year-old kid seems unconcerned he'd rather swallow all those allergy pills I see unspeakable vulgarity institutionalised mediocrity infinite tragedy Rise up little souls - join the doomed army Fight the good fight - wage the unwinnable war Elegance against ignorance Difference against indifference Wit against shit My words fly up to heaven, my thoughts remain below Words said without feeling never to heaven go... All these things will come to pass when heroes of the middle-class face up, repent, and pay the price for accidentally creating life An oversight for which they must atone and sacrifice their own
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Hmm. Think I might go post some youtube clips of the Divine.
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05-08-2009, 05:10 PM | #280 |
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Fleetwood Mac - Landslide
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daCzHvg23pc I took my love, I took it down Climbed a mountain and I turned around I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills till the landslide brought me down Oh, mirror in the sky What is love Can the child within my heart rise above Can I sail through the changing ocean tides Can I handle the seasons of my life Well, I've been afraid of changing cause I've built my life around you But time makes you bolder Children get older I'm getting older too Oh, take my love, take it down Climb a mountain and turn around If you see my reflection in the snow covered hills Well the landslide will bring it down If you see my reflection in the snow covered hills Well maybe the landslide will bring it down |
05-16-2009, 01:11 PM | #281 |
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If You've Only Got A Moustache
Stephen Foster (1864) Oh! all of you poor single men, Don't ever give up in despair, For there's always a chance while there's life To capture the hearts of the fair, No matter what may be your age, You always may cut a fine dash, You will suit all the girls to a hair If you've only got a moustache, A moustache, a moustache, If you've only got a moustache. No matter for manners or style, No matter for birth or for fame, All these used to have something to do With young ladies changing their name, There's no reason now to despond, Or go and do any thing rash, For you'll do though you can't raise a cent, If you'll only raise a moustache! A moustache, a moustache, If you'll only raise a moustache. Your head may be thick as a block, And empty as any foot-ball, Oh! your eyes may be green as the grass Your heart just as hard as a wall. Yet take the advice that I give, You'll soon gain affection and cash, And will be all the rage with the girls, If you'll only get a moustache, A moustache, a moustache, If you'll only get a moustache. I once was in sorrow and tears Because I was jilted you know, So right down to the river I ran To quickly dispose of my woe, A good friend he gave me advice And timely prevented the splash, Now at home I've a wife and ten heirs, And all through a handsome moustache, A moustache, a moustache, And all through a handsome moustache.
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05-16-2009, 01:36 PM | #282 |
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Joby Talbot (one half of The Divine) did all the music for the League. Including a throat grabbing While There's Still Time and Journeys End (in Lovers Meeting, for those that recognise the quote).
He also wrote the soundtrack for Son of Rambow - and if you haven't yet seen it, you should. A little too saccharine in the end, but as a British film it deserves any plaudits it finds. My long lost friend Tim bought me a Divine Comedy CD, which I adored. Long lost too, I'm afraid. He told me a track really reminded him of me, and I loved it for that reson. It was about mermaids. I didn't like to tell him that a mermaid was a symbol of a whore...
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06-07-2009, 11:44 AM | #283 |
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If you search for tenderness
it isn't hard to find. You can have the love you need to live. But if you look for truthfulness You might just as well be blind. It always seems to be so hard to give. Honesty is such a lonely word. Everyone is so untrue. Honesty is hardly ever heard. And mostly what I need from you. I can always find someone to say they sympathize. If I wear my heart out on my sleeve. But I don't want some pretty face to tell me pretty lies. All I want is someone to believe. Honesty is such a lonely word. Everyone is so untrue. Honesty is hardly ever heard. And mostly what I need from you. I can find a lover. I can find a friend. I can have security until the bitter end. Anyone can comfort me with promises again. I know, I know. When I'm deep inside of me don't be too concerned. I won't ask for nothin' while I'm gone. But when I want sincerity tell me where else can I turn. Because you're the one I depend upon. --Billy Joel
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06-07-2009, 12:39 PM | #284 |
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If You Wanna Be Happy -- Jimmy Soul
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you A pretty woman makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall As soon as he married her and then she starts To do the things that will break his heart But if you make an ugly woman your wife A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time And she'll always give you peace of mind If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you [Sax solo] Don't let your friends say you have no taste Go ahead and marry anyway Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match Take it from me, she's a better catch If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you [Spoken:] Say man! Hey baby! I saw your wife the other day! Yeah? Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee! Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby! Yeah, alright! If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you
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06-25-2009, 05:27 PM | #285 |
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In 1986, the University of California Davis, sought two of the
all-time brightest stars, Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Arny Abe Sacrabin, Dr. Mephesto worked hard toward his thesis, his goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of asparagus, so that all asparagus would grow to the same girth and length, giving asparagus a much more pleasant presentation in the world's supermarket vegetable business. Dr. Abe Sacrabin's goal was to genetically create the greatest musical entertainer the world had ever seen, Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew that if he could assemble the right elements he could theoretically build a DNA structure, that would ensure his creation of talent far surpassing the average individual. At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story that Michael Jackson, in a effort to retain his youthful look and feminine vocal characteristics had his testicles surgically removed, thereby making him a modern day Castrato, If such a rumor were true, Michael Jackson more than likely would have some of his semen preserved before the surgery to insure the future of his name and lineage. Word came back to Dr. Abe Sacrabin, of a secret cold storage locker deep within the bowels of a UCLA research center, that not only contained four containers of frozen semen, but also held a pair of testicles each was labeled with the name, Jack Michaelson. I once heard a noise, In the night the most sensuous voice, the song of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head, and this is what he said, "I am gopher boy, pondering reality, I am gopher boy, Who will buy my raspberries?" This had to be the seed of the king of pop, Dr. Abe Sacrabin was able to use his charm and chiseled great features to woo a young lab technician by the name of Jennifer, who of course just happened to have the proper access needed to obtain a small vile of the precious semen. The search for the egg was a short one, Dr. Mephesto simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA Music magazine. The ad read: "Wanted: Unfertilized human eggs for genetic experiment. Donors must have musical background." With a plethora of young eager wannabe musical stardoms, willing to sell their eggs, the two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased. Dr. Abe Sacrabin felt that it would be far less complicated legally, if the fetus was brought to term in the womb of a non human. He had long since secured the services of the University Volleyball Mascot, a llama by the name of Missy. When the baby was ready, the child was removed via cesarean. It was a healthy baby boy, and he was named Kevin. I once heard a noise, In the night the most sensuous voice, the song of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head, and this is what he said, "I am gopher boy, pondering reality, I am gopher boy, Who will buy my raspberries?" Kevin was a beautiful child, Dr. Abe Sacrabin sought to it that Kevin was trained by the best in all aspects of performing, his voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked. He moved with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three. As Kevin grew with talent, Dr. Abe Sacrabin started noticing odd developments in his physical state. When Kevin lost his baby teeth, his secondaries came in with a vengeance, they were at least twice the size as a normal adult's and the two in front stuck nearly straight out, also as Kevin reached the 8th year, he was the same height as he was when he was 4. To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his penis was enormous, even by adult standards. It also dawned on the doctor that even through all the years of hearing Kevin's singing, he rarely spoke, often chosing to communicate through various grunts and gurgles I once heard a voice, In the night the most sensuous voice, the song of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head, and this is what he said, "I am gopher boy, pondering reality, I am Gopher Boy, who will buy my raspberries?" Other's were noticing the changes in Kevin, the children began to tease him, and call him "Gopher Boy". One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, started throwing bananas at him, soon a crowd of kids were all throwing bananas. Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin rushed at Big Roy and bit 3 fingers off on his left hand. Kevin was taken away and placed in the custody of the state, Dr. Abe Sacrabin actions were found out, but because there was no legislation concerning the genetic construction of another human being, no criminal charges were brought forth. The medical association's board of ethics stripped him of all his credentials and his reputation was ruined, in fact, his name became so synonymous with failure, that for years to come, med students around the world were known to say in time of mishap, "Damn, I feel just like Abe Sacrabin." Dr. Mephesto immediately began proceeds to adopt little Kevin. Being a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus, it wasn't long before the two were legally united as father and son. They moved to Colorado, where they live in relative obscurity. Kevin is still a boy, of few spoken words, sticking mainly to his grunts and gurgles, but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can hear his sweet golden singing voice, ring out into the night, over the small town, of South Park. "I am gopher boy pondering reality, I am Gopher Boy, who will buy my raspberries?"
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