What's mildly irritating you today? - Page 122

xoxoxoBruce · 07-19-2009, 10:15 PM

George Dickel made the same mistake in the late 90s.

DucksNuts · 07-20-2009, 06:17 AM

Dude who uploads True Blood every week is not uploading episode 5, dont get me wrong, Im sooooooooo grateful to him every week (im thinking I need to have his babies), but ...hey....way to leave a girl hangin'.

I NEED MY ERIC AND BILL FIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shawnee123 · 07-23-2009, 09:23 AM

WTF? I've had 4 phone calls/messages to my cell this morning, each from a different doctor's office, referencing my "recent car accident." I finally answered the last one, and told them no thanks. "Are you having any pain blah blah blah?" Yeah, I'm stupid too, please, will you fuck me over too? I just answered "I just don't want to come in." I should have said that all my calls need to go through my attorney and I will be happy to provide the phone number.

Ambulance-chasing chiropracters? What the fuck? What a world.

glatt · 07-23-2009, 09:37 AM

Unbelievable! That's not gonna help their reputation as quacks.

Shawnee123 · 07-23-2009, 10:20 AM

Oh. My. Gawd.

Following conversation just transpired:

(ring ring)
Me: Hello?
Old Bat: I'm trying to reach (Shawnee)
Me: This is
OB: This is Ethel Schmethel from Dr Dumbass's office. You were in a car accident recently?
Me: Uh, why am I getting all these calls?
OB: I don't know (in a forced incredulous slightly sarcastic voice)
Me: How did you get this number?
OB: Ma'am, it's public record
Me: Well, you know what, all calls regarding the accident need to go through my attorney. Would you like that number?
OB: No. Because he (my attorney is a woman, dumbass) doesn't want you to talk to anyone
Me: Well, I don't want to talk to you either. Please don't call me again
OB: OK. If I knew you had an attorney I wouldn't have called. You have a good day
Me: Oh, you too. *click*

Pie · 07-23-2009, 12:36 PM

Have a blessed day!

Shawnee123 · 07-23-2009, 12:40 PM

Bwaahahhaaa...I should have thought of that.

I'm trying to be polite, but assertive. This is difficult for me: I'm either wayyyyy nice or wayyyyy bitchy.

Griff · 07-23-2009, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie

Have a blessed day!

Nice!

Happy Monkey · 07-23-2009, 05:39 PM

I wanna open the Torchwood thread, but I still have two episodes to go.

Also, I've already been spoiled on what is probably the biggest event.

SteveDallas · 08-04-2009, 09:58 PM

A scene from work:

Them: I think something's wrong with my laptop. It keeps crashing and stuff.
Me: Well, I'd be happy to take a look at it. Just bring it by.
<another day>
Them: My laptop keeps crashing and stuff.
Me: OK, bring it over and I'll see what I can do. Maybe you could leave it for a couple hours?
Them: I kinda busy, but you can have it in a couple days.

Scene from home:
Miss Dallas: I want to set up this neat software I read about on the Internet but I can't get it to work.
Me: OK, let's take a look.. umm.. OK... yeah, this is the problem....
<software troubleshooting proceeds>
Me: OK, here you go. It's all working.
Miss Dallas: This is lame. I thought it would be cooler than this. Never mind.

Glinda · 08-06-2009, 12:58 PM

Bee sting on wrist. Big, puffy, red, ITCHY wrist.

TheMercenary · 08-06-2009, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Oh. My. Gawd.

Following conversation just transpired:

(ring ring)
Me: Hello?
Old Bat: I'm trying to reach (Shawnee)
Me: This is
OB: This is Ethel Schmethel from Dr Dumbass's office. You were in a car accident recently?
Me: Uh, why am I getting all these calls?
OB: I don't know (in a forced incredulous slightly sarcastic voice)
Me: How did you get this number?
OB: Ma'am, it's public record
Me: Well, you know what, all calls regarding the accident need to go through my attorney. Would you like that number?
OB: No. Because he (my attorney is a woman, dumbass) doesn't want you to talk to anyone
Me: Well, I don't want to talk to you either. Please don't call me again
OB: OK. If I knew you had an attorney I wouldn't have called. You have a good day
Me: Oh, you too. *click*

Since it is such public information you should start to collect the names of everyone who calls you like that and after you get a list publish it in the local paper and body slam them for chasing you from a public list.

Shawnee123 · 08-06-2009, 02:09 PM

This part was even weirder: the ex brought a great big envelope that went to his P.O. Box (which I haven't been part of for YEARS) and it was from an injury attorney. Getting contact from lawyers is not surprising, except for the fact that they got that OLD address and enclosed was AN ENTIRE COPY OF THE POLICE REPORT!!!

The po-po report is pretty darn funny. I can't say much except, well, I'll condense it into one word: credibility.

The calls seem to have stopped, too.

ZenGum · 08-06-2009, 08:45 PM

That is pretty damn shameless ambulance chasing.
And aren't police reports supposed to be confidential or something?

Shawnee123 · 08-06-2009, 09:00 PM

Public record. Weird, huh?

07-19-2009, 10:15 PM	#1816
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	George Dickel made the same mistake in the late 90s. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-23-2009, 09:23 AM	#1818
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	WTF? I've had 4 phone calls/messages to my cell this morning, each from a different doctor's office, referencing my "recent car accident." I finally answered the last one, and told them no thanks. "Are you having any pain blah blah blah?" Yeah, I'm stupid too, please, will you fuck me over too? I just answered "I just don't want to come in." I should have said that all my calls need to go through my attorney and I will be happy to provide the phone number. Ambulance-chasing chiropracters? What the fuck? What a world. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-23-2009, 10:20 AM	#1820
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Oh. My. Gawd. Following conversation just transpired: (ring ring) Me: Hello? Old Bat: I'm trying to reach (Shawnee) Me: This is OB: This is Ethel Schmethel from Dr Dumbass's office. You were in a car accident recently? Me: Uh, why am I getting all these calls? OB: I don't know (in a forced incredulous slightly sarcastic voice) Me: How did you get this number? OB: Ma'am, it's public record Me: Well, you know what, all calls regarding the accident need to go through my attorney. Would you like that number? OB: No. Because he (my attorney is a woman, dumbass) doesn't want you to talk to anyone Me: Well, I don't want to talk to you either. Please don't call me again OB: OK. If I knew you had an attorney I wouldn't have called. You have a good day Me: Oh, you too. click __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-23-2009, 12:36 PM	#1821
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Have a blessed day! __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

07-23-2009, 12:40 PM	#1822
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Bwaahahhaaa...I should have thought of that. I'm trying to be polite, but assertive. This is difficult for me: I'm either wayyyyy nice or wayyyyy bitchy. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-20-2009, 06:17 AM	#1817
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Dude who uploads True Blood every week is not uploading episode 5, dont get me wrong, Im sooooooooo grateful to him every week (im thinking I need to have his babies), but ...hey....way to leave a girl hangin'. I NEED MY ERIC AND BILL FIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

07-23-2009, 09:37 AM	#1819
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Unbelievable! That's not gonna help their reputation as quacks.

07-23-2009, 05:39 PM	#1824
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I wanna open the Torchwood thread, but I still have two episodes to go. Also, I've already been spoiled on what is probably the biggest event. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

08-04-2009, 09:58 PM	#1825
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	A scene from work: Them: I think something's wrong with my laptop. It keeps crashing and stuff. Me: Well, I'd be happy to take a look at it. Just bring it by. <another day> Them: My laptop keeps crashing and stuff. Me: OK, bring it over and I'll see what I can do. Maybe you could leave it for a couple hours? Them: I kinda busy, but you can have it in a couple days. Scene from home: Miss Dallas: I want to set up this neat software I read about on the Internet but I can't get it to work. Me: OK, let's take a look.. umm.. OK... yeah, this is the problem.... <software troubleshooting proceeds> Me: OK, here you go. It's all working. Miss Dallas: This is lame. I thought it would be cooler than this. Never mind.

08-06-2009, 12:58 PM	#1826
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Bee sting on wrist. Big, puffy, red, ITCHY wrist.

08-06-2009, 02:09 PM	#1828
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	This part was even weirder: the ex brought a great big envelope that went to his P.O. Box (which I haven't been part of for YEARS) and it was from an injury attorney. Getting contact from lawyers is not surprising, except for the fact that they got that OLD address and enclosed was AN ENTIRE COPY OF THE POLICE REPORT!!! The po-po report is pretty darn funny. I can't say much except, well, I'll condense it into one word: credibility. The calls seem to have stopped, too. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-06-2009, 08:45 PM	#1829
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	That is pretty damn shameless ambulance chasing. And aren't police reports supposed to be confidential or something? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-06-2009, 09:00 PM	#1830
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Public record. Weird, huh? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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