Humor...I Need Humor... - Page 200

dar512 · 11-16-2009, 10:48 AM

I do like that joke, Bruce. I liked it back here, too.

http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=224364&postcount=822

capnhowdy · 11-16-2009, 12:27 PM

lol @ juju.

SteveDallas · 11-16-2009, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Thank you, I knew I was risking WTFs and derision when I posted it, but figured the people that appreciated it, would really appreciate it.

Very nice!

How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?

Nobody knows... nobody's ever watched one.

UncaDollas · 11-16-2009, 07:54 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKHozxTd6sE&feature=fvsr

monster · 11-17-2009, 09:49 PM

what Bruce said

classicman · 11-17-2009, 10:02 PM

Sorry had a bunch of tabs open . . . I moved it.

monster · 11-18-2009, 08:29 AM

I've done that way too many times!

plthijinx · 11-19-2009, 08:03 PM

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was made."

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"

The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

ZenGum · 11-19-2009, 11:18 PM

Paraphrasing Rod (or Tod) Flanders:

Did Cain and Abel make babies with each other, or with their mommy Eve?

Radar · 11-20-2009, 10:00 AM

This video is TIGHT.

TheMercenary · 11-23-2009, 09:07 AM

The Worlds Shortest Books
______________________________________________

WHAT I DID TO EARN A NOBEL PRIZE
By Barack Obama

______________________________________________

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

________________________________________

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By Rev. Jesse Jackson & Rev. Al Sharpton

_______________________________________

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton

________________________________
Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

___________________________________

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE

By Osama Bin Laden

___________________________________

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates

____________________________________

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman
_________________________________

THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry

_____________________________________

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

___________________________________

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

By Dr. J. Kevorkian

__________________________________

ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ......

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

____________________________________

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson

__________________________________

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
_______________________________________

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson
_________________________________________

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES

By Ted Kennedy
___________________________________

MY BOOK OF MORALS

By Bill Clinton with introduction

By the Rev. Jesse Jackson
____________________________________

Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

By Nancy Pelosi
____________________________________

Spexxvet · 11-23-2009, 09:25 AM

The Worlds Shortest Books

How to divorce your wife with class
By Newt Gingrich

Everything I Know
By Themercenary

Ways we won a war, or two
By GW Bush & Donald Rummsfeld

Ways to preserve American Freedoms
By GW Bush

How to create a healthy economy
GW Bush

Trilby · 11-23-2009, 09:35 AM

Emma - that is CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE! thanks! after the 'stuck it in the wrong hole' video I really needed that!

capnhowdy · 11-23-2009, 12:48 PM

I don't see why everybody got so upset when Hussein Obama won the Nobel without having done anything important..... Hell..... he was elected president by the same principals.

classicman · 11-23-2009, 01:56 PM

Thats not funny, capn.

11-16-2009, 10:48 AM	#2986
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	I do like that joke, Bruce. I liked it back here, too. http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=224364&postcount=822 __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

11-16-2009, 12:27 PM	#2987
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	lol @ juju. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

11-17-2009, 09:49 PM	#2990
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	FFS what Bruce said Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-17-2009, 10:02 PM	#2991
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Sorry had a bunch of tabs open . . . I moved it. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-18-2009, 08:29 AM	#2992
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I've done that way too many times! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-16-2009, 07:54 PM	#2989
UncaDollas Banned Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 72	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKHozxTd6sE&feature=fvsr

11-19-2009, 08:03 PM	#2993
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was made." Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved." The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?" The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his." __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

11-19-2009, 11:18 PM	#2994
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Paraphrasing Rod (or Tod) Flanders: Did Cain and Abel make babies with each other, or with their mommy Eve? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-20-2009, 10:00 AM	#2995
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	This video is TIGHT. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

11-23-2009, 09:07 AM	#2996
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	The Worlds Shortest Books ______________________________________________ WHAT I DID TO EARN A NOBEL PRIZE By Barack Obama ______________________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore ________________________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA By Rev. Jesse Jackson & Rev. Al Sharpton _______________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL By Hillary Clinton ________________________________ Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY By Bill Clinton ___________________________________ MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE By Osama Bin Laden ___________________________________ THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD By Bill Gates ____________________________________ THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY By Dennis Rodman _________________________________ THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE By Al Gore & John Kerry _____________________________________ AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC ___________________________________ A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES By Dr. J. Kevorkian __________________________________ ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ...... By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell ____________________________________ GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE By Mike Tyson __________________________________ THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY _______________________________________ MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS By O. J. Simpson _________________________________________ HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES By Ted Kennedy ___________________________________ MY BOOK OF MORALS By Bill Clinton with introduction By the Rev. Jesse Jackson ____________________________________ Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy By Nancy Pelosi ____________________________________ __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

11-23-2009, 09:25 AM	#2997
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	The Worlds Shortest Books How to divorce your wife with class By Newt Gingrich Everything I Know By Themercenary Ways we won a war, or two By GW Bush & Donald Rummsfeld Ways to preserve American Freedoms By GW Bush How to create a healthy economy GW Bush __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-23-2009, 09:35 AM	#2998
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Emma - that is CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE! thanks! after the 'stuck it in the wrong hole' video I really needed that!

11-23-2009, 12:48 PM	#2999
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I don't see why everybody got so upset when Hussein Obama won the Nobel without having done anything important..... Hell..... he was elected president by the same principals. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

11-23-2009, 01:56 PM	#3000
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Thats not funny, capn. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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