Bacon!....wtf? - Page 37

xoxoxoBruce · 01-24-2010, 02:08 AM

Have it your way.

impress · 01-24-2010, 10:53 AM

Bacon of the month club

Here's what you get:

- A different artisan bacon delivered to your door each month for 12 months
- Informative notes on all bacon selections
- Discounts on The Grateful Palate bacon products and bacons
- Bacon of the Month Club Membership Card
- The bacon strip - our members only monthly bacon comic strip
- The Bacon of the Month Club Pig Ballpoint Pen
- A little Rubber Toy Pig
- One free Bacon Tee Shirt
- A recipe each month using the bacon selected
- Discounts on suggested wines and products in recipes
- And a pig nose!

xoxoxoBruce · 01-24-2010, 04:08 PM

Quote:

LONDON, Jan. 21 (UPI) -- A survey of British youngsters suggests 26 percent of the country's under-16 population erroneously believe bacon comes from sheep.

Happy Monkey · 01-25-2010, 01:16 PM

That's certainly more believable than the idea that bacon, ham, and pork all come from the same wonderful maaaagical animal.

Scriveyn · 01-25-2010, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

LONDON, Jan. 21 (UPI) -- A survey of British youngsters suggests 26 percent of the country's under-16 population erroneously believe bacon comes from sheep.

That animal with white feathers and an orange beak? - Of course not! Everybody knows bacon comes from those animals with the long nose, elephants.

Elspode · 01-26-2010, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Perhaps they think it's baaaaack bacon?

Flint · 01-26-2010, 10:37 PM

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dmg1969 · 01-27-2010, 02:14 PM

Yuuuum. Bacini.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

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monster · 01-27-2010, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Quote:

LONDON, Jan. 21 (UPI) -- A survey of British youngsters suggests 26 percent of the country's under-16 population erroneously believe bacon comes from sheep.

That would be the 26% of the population who are observant Jews and Muslims, then?

"No, I never eat any flesh of pig....."

xoxoxoBruce · 01-28-2010, 01:14 AM

Hmmm... or their kids they've been lying to.

ZenGum · 01-28-2010, 06:34 AM

Wait a goddamn minute. Are you telling me that bacon isn't a vegetable???

Big Sarge · 02-03-2010, 05:32 AM

Bacon as an action figure??

TheMercenary · 02-03-2010, 05:49 AM

Love the tag line on the box.

How have you been Big Sarge?

Big Sarge · 02-03-2010, 06:34 AM

Not to steal this thread, but things have been a little tough lately. The rain has really increased the rollovers. I had to assist with the safety investigation of one where the TC was ejected and then the 1151 came down on his chest. Wasn't a pretty sight. Also, I've been extended till the Aug draw down.

I'll quit whining now

monster · 02-07-2010, 11:44 PM

bacon

01-24-2010, 02:08 AM	#541
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Have it your way. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-24-2010, 10:53 AM	#542
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	Bacon of the month club Here's what you get: - A different artisan bacon delivered to your door each month for 12 months - Informative notes on all bacon selections - Discounts on The Grateful Palate bacon products and bacons - Bacon of the Month Club Membership Card - The bacon strip - our members only monthly bacon comic strip - The Bacon of the Month Club Pig Ballpoint Pen - A little Rubber Toy Pig - One free Bacon Tee Shirt - A recipe each month using the bacon selected - Discounts on suggested wines and products in recipes - And a pig nose! __________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

01-25-2010, 01:16 PM	#544
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	That's certainly more believable than the idea that bacon, ham, and pork all come from the same wonderful maaaagical animal. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

01-26-2010, 10:37 PM	#547
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	... Attached Images __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

01-28-2010, 01:14 AM	#550
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Hmmm... or their kids they've been lying to. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-28-2010, 06:34 AM	#551
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Wait a goddamn minute. Are you telling me that bacon isn't a vegetable??? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-03-2010, 05:32 AM	#552
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Bacon as an action figure?? Attached Images __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

02-03-2010, 05:49 AM	#553
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Love the tag line on the box. How have you been Big Sarge? __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

02-03-2010, 06:34 AM	#554
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Not to steal this thread, but things have been a little tough lately. The rain has really increased the rollovers. I had to assist with the safety investigation of one where the TC was ejected and then the 1151 came down on his chest. Wasn't a pretty sight. Also, I've been extended till the Aug draw down. I'll quit whining now __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

02-07-2010, 11:44 PM	#555
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	bacon __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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