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Old 05-24-2010, 09:47 PM   #16
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Cool, I just learned a new word, thanks. Now to use it as often as possible.....
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Old 05-25-2010, 12:08 AM   #17
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waaaay more than I ever wanted to know about slugs!
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Old 05-25-2010, 12:31 AM   #18
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Slugs have penises?
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Old 05-25-2010, 02:24 AM   #19
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Of course you wouldn't want to be a slug - they practice apophallation.

Slugs are hermaphrodites - they have both sets of sexual organs. Now that part might sound fine to you but when mating they wrap their penises around each other and sometimes they have difficulty separating. When this happens one of the slugs will gnaw off either its own or its partners penis leaving it only able to mate as a female for the rest of its life.

Anyone here fancy being apophallated?
Anybody here tries to wrap their penis around me, Imma show you something you never seen before...the other end of it.
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Old 05-25-2010, 06:26 AM   #20
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Anybody here tries to wrap their penis around me, Imma show you something you never seen before...the other end of it.
Penile Swan Lake?

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Old 05-25-2010, 07:44 AM   #21
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Bite me.
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:21 AM   #22
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Of course you wouldn't want to be a slug - they practice apophallation.
Maybe if they keep practicing they'll get really good at it!

Ba dum dum!
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Old 05-25-2010, 06:17 PM   #23
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Yes, HungLikeJesus, slugs do have penises - huge ones! Often they are more than half the length of the animal's body.

Just imagine if yours was that size - you'd be nearly eight inches tall!
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Old 05-25-2010, 06:21 PM   #24
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I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself there!
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Old 05-25-2010, 06:49 PM   #25
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I have a cousin that is a slug.
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Old 05-25-2010, 10:32 PM   #26
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Yes, HungLikeJesus, slugs do have penises - huge ones! Often they are more than half the length of the animal's body.

Just imagine if yours was that size - you'd be nearly eight inches tall!
Oh, no. I'm metric.
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Old 05-26-2010, 02:02 AM   #27
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Yes, HungLikeJesus, slugs do have penises - huge ones! Often they are more than half the length of the animal's body.

Just imagine if yours was that size - you'd be nearly eight inches tall!
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Oh, no. I'm metric.
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Old 05-30-2010, 11:46 AM   #28
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a slug is just a homeless snail. where's the love?

growing up in California, we'd get these giant banana slugs. Kids used to delight in pouring stuff on them and watching them die--salt, for instance. I'm sure I did that at least one--those slugs were gross.

I'm going to hell!
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Old 05-30-2010, 02:21 PM   #29
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The slugs here in the Pacific Northwest are enormous and hideous. They leave big poos on the sides of my house.



Whenever I come across one, I get out my garden shears and chop it in half. The black goo that comes out sticks to EVERYTHING, and it's so vile, even the chickens will have nothing to do with them. Can you imagine how nasty something has to be before a chicken will turn its nose up at it?

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Old 05-30-2010, 02:46 PM   #30
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Aw, they're cute. Just imagine them covered in a little fluff - they would look just like tiny baby seals and we'd be organising protest marches to stop nasty Canadians clubbing them (or pouring salt on them or chopping them in half with garden shears!).

I'm going off to start my own 'Hug A Slug' campaign right now!
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