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Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out
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I laughed.
Then I felt bad.
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06-09-2010, 06:05 AM
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06-09-2010, 11:22 AM
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Q: What do you call an anorexic girl with an std?
A: A quarter pounder with cheese
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06-11-2010, 07:22 PM
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Operations Operative
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Redneck Paw and Redneck Son sharing a bath
Redneck Son says " Paw this wanking is great fun" "Yup" says Redneck Paw "And when you're older you get to use your own cock" |
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06-13-2010, 05:13 AM
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Q: How do you know if your girlfriend's too young for you?
A: You have to make aeroplane noises to get your dick in her mouth.
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06-13-2010, 06:19 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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There's a visual for ya...
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06-15-2010, 06:08 PM
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Operations Operative
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Two Gynaecology Students were sitting in the canteen after morning classes having a coffee when one turned to the other and said" well you know it's funny we get to examine women of ages in their 20's to 40's amd from 50's to 60's but never any older say in their 70's and 80' an maybe even older,why is that"?
The other student looked at him in complete disbelief "My God man are you completely sick, fuck have you ever tried to open a cheese toastie"? 
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06-16-2010, 02:49 AM
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Banned
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ahahhahah
very funny and cool, thanks for post, any more? |
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06-16-2010, 08:29 AM
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Q: Why does every space agency send women in space?
A: They weigh less than a dishwasher.
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06-16-2010, 01:30 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Quote:
Is that from Jimmy Carr?
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06-18-2010, 11:23 AM
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I don't know...
I got it in french and did the translation...
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06-18-2010, 12:25 PM
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06-18-2010, 12:32 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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snorting out loud, at work.
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