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08-31-2010, 09:44 AM
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whats the worse part of being a black jew?
having to stand at the back of the oven. |
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08-31-2010, 10:39 AM
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Just to point out, i'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
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09-01-2010, 05:01 AM
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Q : What Pinkfloyd and Lady Di have in common ?
A: Their last great hit was the Wall.
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09-01-2010, 05:16 AM
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I'm still a jerk
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What is a white person answer to daycare,
a deadbolt
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"Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering. |
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09-01-2010, 08:25 AM
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Q: What’s the difference between a pedophile and acne?
A: Acne waits for the kid to be at least 12 before coming on his face. Q: What’s the difference between a bicycle and a kid? A: Your bike doesn’t cry when you ride it.
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09-01-2010, 07:52 PM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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09-02-2010, 03:27 AM
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Q: Why do Jews pick their noses?
A: Because its cheaper than tissue
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09-10-2010, 06:10 PM
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The future is unwritten
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· I’m living next door to a Lebanese couple at the moment. They have 3 little kids and they’ve challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I’m just writing to you while the kettle boils!
· Can you spare just $2? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia . He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video – its fucking hilarious. · I’ve caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is, "good morning you ugly prick?" It’s not yours is it? · I’m sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations. Just had one from the sperm bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful. · Been to the optometrist today – he told me I was color blind. I’m fuckin' worried now that some of my buddies could be black. If you are, can you delete my e-mail address? · There’s a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Trycoxagain. · I failed my biology exam today. I was asked to name 2 things commonly found in cells. Apparently, Latinos and black rapists is not the correct answer.
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09-13-2010, 05:37 AM
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Q: Why do women prefer hunters ?
A: Hunters don't hesitate to go into the bush, they always shot twice and they eat everything they take a shot at....
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09-14-2010, 09:07 AM
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Little Jhonny comes to see his father :
"Dad, how do you spell... 'clitoris'?" "You should have asked yesterday evening, I had it on the tip of my tongue."
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09-16-2010, 04:14 AM
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Wanted a really a really dirty one?
Stop washing your genitals for two months....
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09-17-2010, 07:09 AM
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Isn't taking pictures a no-no in Islam? After all, that's why they have all those scrolls and arabesque things on their architecture instead of images.
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09-20-2010, 04:22 AM
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Q: What is the animal that is the hardest to kill?
A: The woman Reason: One discharge in the belly, two balls in the ass, and she's still squirming....
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09-20-2010, 11:30 AM
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Nearly done.
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Yes and no Scriveyn. Some Muslims do think that taking pictures of animate objects goes against the word of Allah with regard to how he will treat them, as image makers, on the Day of Resurection.
Most though consider this only to refer to the sort of 'worshipping false idols' thing that is similar to the Christian view point. Only the most extreme would argue against essential photos such as those for driving licences or passports. There is no argument that 'Wanted' posters are always acceptable. Now, back to the tasteless material.... |
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