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we should be getting some great new Godzilla films out of Japan in the next few years!
(maybe not exactly a joke, but certainly tasteless)
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03-23-2011, 05:51 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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03-23-2011, 06:43 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Unrelated to the article, but at the bottom I noticed this:
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03-23-2011, 06:47 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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You're so highbrow. I went straight to sickipedia. Admittedly, I was disappointed but at least I tried.
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04-05-2011, 04:41 AM
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What has more brain than Kurt Cobain?
His ceiling.
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04-25-2011, 03:43 AM
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04-28-2011, 02:36 AM
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Still funneh, tho. And tasteless.
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05-03-2011, 12:04 PM
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What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
We’d eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
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05-04-2011, 07:53 AM
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This one was used as an icebreaker during a language class that I attended a couple of weeks ago. I can guarantee you that it is the only thing from that class that anyone will remember.
Q: What is the difference between a vet and a dentist? A: Vets can't marry their patients. |
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05-04-2011, 09:59 AM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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BREAKING NEWS
All mini-marts, convenient stores, hotels, Duncan Donuts and 7-11's will be closed this week due to death in family.
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05-04-2011, 10:04 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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What's 3 feet tall, is black and blue, and gives great head?
My ten year old son.
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05-04-2011, 05:50 PM
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Pippa Middleton's arse is like a JK Rowling book.
You know Harry's going to be in it.
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05-05-2011, 04:08 AM
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The Royal Wedding, live on YouTube.
The Royal Honeymoon, live on RedTube.
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05-05-2011, 09:33 AM
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05-05-2011, 10:47 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
You don't know, man, you weren't THERE!  (In my defense, the VVs I've told this joke to thought it was pretty funny.) |
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