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Old 05-09-2011, 11:28 PM   #16
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Old 05-10-2011, 12:03 AM   #17
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are you fuckers mocking my thread?
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Old 05-10-2011, 06:15 AM   #18
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Ohhh! I love Itsy and Bitsy!
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Old 05-10-2011, 07:44 AM   #19
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are you fuckers mocking my thread?
No, we is extra disrespectin' it.
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Old 05-10-2011, 07:49 AM   #20
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I always talk to my girls... Bees can't hear per se, but they feel vibrations so maybe it gets through to them. I had 3 hives die this winter, so am starting 2 more. In the second photo, the queen has a blue dot on her back for easy identification amongst the crowd. The impression I get is that there was a lot of winter loss this year. I'm just doing it for fun and some honey, and it's good for the gardens!
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Old 05-10-2011, 08:00 AM   #21
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Dear Spiderman,


oh...wait...
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Old 05-10-2011, 08:09 AM   #22
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Dear Earwigs:

No one likes you. You are grosser than gross. Why do you think you have to crawl around with those little pincher looking thingies on your stupid head? Do you actually bite, or do those pinchers work?

I bet you think this is going to be your year. A lot of rain, hot temps coming. Well, Mr Earwig, you have another think coming. Get off my lawn!
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Old 05-10-2011, 09:10 AM   #23
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Bzzz Bz. Bzz,

Bzz'z bzzzz bz, bzz'.


Bzzzzzz,

Bzzzzzzz
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Old 05-10-2011, 09:27 AM   #24
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Bzzz Spzexxzz,

Bzzzz bzz? Bzzzzzzz bzzzy bzzz.

Bzzz bzzzzzz,

Bzzzzzzzz

(Little known fact: there are no one letter words in the insect language.)
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Old 05-10-2011, 09:47 AM   #25
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Hey mosquitoes, suck on this, assholes.
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Old 05-10-2011, 12:33 PM   #26
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ƒukken bzz.
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Old 05-10-2011, 02:20 PM   #27
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When my Dad hears someone talking to a wasp (Shoo! Get Away! Don't you come near me etc) he always shakes his head sadly and says, "As if it can understand..."

and then adds, "... everyone knows wasps speak German!"

It's a Daddism. Repeated ad nauseum, and then out of the other side to become funny again. My bro and I had a smattering of German, so always tried to back my Dad up on this. Unfortunately it's been years since either of us learned, and even though my nephew is taking German now, he's not what you'd call an avid student. He sees our family joke as a sneaky way to test him and won't join in.
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:31 AM   #28
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Solution to Yesterday's bee-ogram:

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Dear Ms. Bee,
Bzzz Bz. Bzz,

Don't sting me, bro'.
Bzz'z bzzzz bz, bzz'.

Regards
Bzzzzzz,

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Bzzzzzzz
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:47 AM   #29
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Well geez spexx. Now my response seems almost nonsensical.

Nowhereman, I like your bees!
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Old 05-11-2011, 03:37 PM   #30
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Nowhereman - Do you sell the wax? I use it for making lube (cartridge).
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