You've got 11 days until rapture - Page 6

HungLikeJesus · 05-15-2011, 08:27 PM

Kind of like the 13th floor in some tall buildings. I like that.

footfootfoot · 05-17-2011, 11:10 PM

4 more days. I'm so excited. This is going to be super excellent, I just know it. Much, much better than Y2K.

♫ ♪ 'cause tonight we're gonna party like it's 5/21/11 ♫ ♪

tw · 05-18-2011, 12:16 AM

Rapture? I thought that was hand clapping music?

footfootfoot · 05-18-2011, 12:34 AM

tw · 05-18-2011, 03:51 PM

If rapture is the final solution on earth, then is overture where we go to get our 50 virgins?

DanaC · 05-18-2011, 05:48 PM

Walmart?

No...wait.

HungLikeJesus · 05-18-2011, 05:54 PM

The good news is that gas prices will drop significantly after May 21.

lookout123 · 05-18-2011, 06:21 PM

Not so. The anti Christ (who we don't know yet) will make a speech at the UN letting us all know that the people were whisked away by a strange energy field as a result of our dependency on fossil fuels.

It'll be a boring speech but the real fun happens in 3 1/2 years when he's assassinated and rises from the dead.

Mark my words. Heathens.

BigV · 05-18-2011, 08:35 PM

Best quote I've seen so far:

"Dear God

Saturday is bad for me. Raincheck?"

hahahahahhahahahaha

infinite monkey · 05-19-2011, 09:49 AM

Top Ten Ways To Make The Apocalypse More Fun

The Late Show with David Letterman

10. Hosted by Neil Patrick Harris

9. Crazy hats like at the Royal Wedding

8. All-you-can-eat baby back ribs with Chili’s Aporkalypse special

7. Instead of four horsemen, three horsemen and a monkey riding a dog

6. Telecast of the Real Housewives being vaporized

5. Live tweet it

4. Hilarious slide whistle sound effect when the righteous ascend to heaven

3. Raffle drawing for a Broyhill dinette set

2. People’s panicked pleas for mercy are critiqued by Piers Morgan, Sharon Osbourne, and Howie Mandel

1. More fun? What’s more fun than the apocalypse?

I am getting SO excited. If I could keep my friend from getting drunk too early I'd make her have a rapture party.

What time will the devastating earthquake make its way to Ohio?

lookout123 · 05-19-2011, 11:40 AM

You mean it hasn't already?

SamIam · 05-19-2011, 12:11 PM

We're having a big, wet, messy spring snowstorm at the moment. Does that count? Also, are cats subject to the rapture? Are we going to have to live in a world without puddy-tats?

infinite monkey · 05-19-2011, 12:14 PM

I don't WANT to be raped, I mean raptured, if my kitty can't come along. Eff that. We'll brave the end of the world together...puh, can't skeer US!

♫ ♪ People let me tell you about my best friend...♫ ♪

monster · 05-19-2011, 04:55 PM

If you facebook, check out: Scare the Christians on "JUDGMENT DAY" and leave shoes with dry ice around!

jimhelm · 05-19-2011, 05:01 PM

that idea sounds Capitol!

05-15-2011, 08:27 PM	#76
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Kind of like the 13th floor in some tall buildings. I like that. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-17-2011, 11:10 PM	#77
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	4 more days. I'm so excited. This is going to be super excellent, I just know it. Much, much better than Y2K. ♫ ♪ 'cause tonight we're gonna party like it's 5/21/11 ♫ ♪ __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-18-2011, 12:34 AM	#79
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	__________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-18-2011, 05:54 PM	#82
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	The good news is that gas prices will drop significantly after May 21. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-18-2011, 06:21 PM	#83
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Not so. The anti Christ (who we don't know yet) will make a speech at the UN letting us all know that the people were whisked away by a strange energy field as a result of our dependency on fossil fuels. It'll be a boring speech but the real fun happens in 3 1/2 years when he's assassinated and rises from the dead. Mark my words. Heathens. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-18-2011, 12:16 AM	#78
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	Rapture? I thought that was hand clapping music?

05-18-2011, 03:51 PM	#80
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	If rapture is the final solution on earth, then is overture where we go to get our 50 virgins?

05-18-2011, 08:35 PM	#84
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Best quote I've seen so far: "Dear God Saturday is bad for me. Raincheck?" hahahahahhahahahaha __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-19-2011, 09:49 AM	#85
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Top Ten Ways To Make The Apocalypse More Fun The Late Show with David Letterman 10. Hosted by Neil Patrick Harris 9. Crazy hats like at the Royal Wedding 8. All-you-can-eat baby back ribs with Chili’s Aporkalypse special 7. Instead of four horsemen, three horsemen and a monkey riding a dog 6. Telecast of the Real Housewives being vaporized 5. Live tweet it 4. Hilarious slide whistle sound effect when the righteous ascend to heaven 3. Raffle drawing for a Broyhill dinette set 2. People’s panicked pleas for mercy are critiqued by Piers Morgan, Sharon Osbourne, and Howie Mandel 1. More fun? What’s more fun than the apocalypse? I am getting SO excited. If I could keep my friend from getting drunk too early I'd make her have a rapture party. What time will the devastating earthquake make its way to Ohio?

05-19-2011, 11:40 AM	#86
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	You mean it hasn't already? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-19-2011, 12:11 PM	#87
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	We're having a big, wet, messy spring snowstorm at the moment. Does that count? Also, are cats subject to the rapture? Are we going to have to live in a world without puddy-tats?

05-19-2011, 12:14 PM	#88
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I don't WANT to be raped, I mean raptured, if my kitty can't come along. Eff that. We'll brave the end of the world together...puh, can't skeer US! ♫ ♪ People let me tell you about my best friend...♫ ♪

05-19-2011, 04:55 PM	#89
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	If you facebook, check out: Scare the Christians on "JUDGMENT DAY" and leave shoes with dry ice around! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-19-2011, 05:01 PM	#90
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	that idea sounds Capitol! __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

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