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07-19-2011, 10:48 AM | #331 |
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I shot your dog
Fred Eaglesmith Well, hello, neighbor. I been meaning to talk to you. I been putting it off. It's something I gotta do. I been living with a secret. Been keeping me awake. There's just something I gotta say: I shot your dog. He was on my property. I thought he was a coyote, on the run. I been missing some chickens, so I pulled the trigger. I feel so bad 'bout what I done. You don't have to say nothin'. I can tell how you feel. I'd feel the same if it was me. I'm awfully sorry. If I could make it up to you In any way, tell me what to do. I shot your dog. He was on my property. I thought he was a coyote, on the run. I been missing some chickens, so I pulled the trigger. I feel so bad 'bout what I done. Got an old coon hound. If it'll make you feel better, She's comin' in next week. You get the pick of the litter. I shot your dog. He was on my property. I thought he was a coyote, on the run. I been missing some chickens, so I pulled the trigger. I feel so bad 'bout what I done.
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07-19-2011, 10:52 AM | #332 |
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(snortle)
How 'bout: Wildwood Weed--Jim Stafford Wildwood flower grew wild on the farm And we never knowed what it was called Some said it was a flower and some said it was a weed I didn't give it much thought One day I was out there talkin' to my brother And I reached down for a weed to chew on Things got fuzzy and things got blurry And then ev'rything was gone Didn't know what happened but I knew it beat the hell Out of sniffing burlap I come to and my brother was there and he said, "What's wrong with your eyes?" I said "I don't know, I was chewin' on the weed" He said, "Let me give it a try" We spent the rest of that day and most of that night tryin' To find my brother Bill Caught up with him about six o'clock the next mornin' Naked, singing on the windmill He said he flew up there I had to fly up and get him down He was about half crazy The very next day we picked a bunch of them weeds And put 'em in the sun to dry Then we mashed 'em up and we cleaned 'em off Put 'em in the corn cob pot Smokin' them wildwood flowers got to be a habit We never seen no harm We thought it was kind-a handy Take a trip and never leave the farm Big 'ole puff of that wildwood weed next thing you know You're just wand'ring 'round behind the little animals All good things got to come to an end It's the same with the wildwood weeds One day this feller from Washington come by And spied one and turned white as a sheet And they dug and they burned And they burned and they dug and they killed All our cute little weeds and then they drove away We just smiled and waved sittin' ther on that sack o' seeds |
07-19-2011, 01:17 PM | #333 |
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I re-wrote this for a guy singer and I'm hoping the band likes the idea.
This was never the way I planned Not my intention I got so brave, drink in hand Lost my discretion You’re not who, I’m used to Just wanna try you on I’m curious cause your ass Caught my attention I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her vodka tonic I kissed a girl just to try it If my wife asks, I’ll deny it It felt so wrong, she felt so right Don’t mean I’ll get laid tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it No I don’t even know her name It doesn’t matter She’s my experimental game Just human nature It’s not what married guys should do Not how we should behave But I've been married 13 years So I'm dying to get laid So I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her vodka tonic I kissed a girl just to try it My wife might throw a shit fit I felt her tits against my chest Don’t mean to get wood I guess I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it I have a "porno chorus" in case this goes over well. |
07-19-2011, 04:10 PM | #334 |
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awesome UT!
But I've been married 13 years So I'm dying to get laid
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07-19-2011, 04:27 PM | #335 |
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Thanks man.
The Katy Perry lyric ends with "hard to obey" and I thought about keeping that, but the parody needs to get more intense at that point. It's gonna be a slow burn for the audience. The idea is to get the attention of the people at the bar and not just the people who were watching us anyway. Most of them won't know what's going on until the first chorus and I hope they have a "holy shit" moment. We do this with "Breakdown" (Tom Petty) - we do it in a reggae style, and so some people don't know what it is until Dean sings "BRrrrrrrrEAK! -- down, goaheadngimmitome" |
08-31-2011, 10:55 AM | #336 |
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According to you
I'm stupid, I'm useless, I can't do anything right. According to you I'm difficult, hard to please, forever changing my mind. I'm a mess in a dress, can't show up on time, even if it would save my life. According to you. According to you. But according to him I'm beautiful, incredible, he can't get me out of his head. According to him I'm funny, irresistible, everything he ever wanted. Everything is opposite, I don't feel like stopping it, so baby tell me what I got to lose. He's into me for everything I'm not, according to you. According to you I'm boring, I'm moody, you can't take me any place. According to you I suck at telling jokes cause I always give it away. I'm the girl with the worst attention span; you're the boy who puts up with that. According to you. According to you. But according to him I'm beautiful, incredible, he can't get me out of his head. According to him I'm funny, irresistible, everything he ever wanted. Everything is opposite, I don't feel like stopping it, so baby tell me what I got to lose. He's into me for everything I'm not, according to you. I need to feel appreciated, like I'm not hated. oh-- no--. Why can't you see me through his eyes? It's too bad you're making me decide. According to me you're stupid, you're useless, you can't do anything right. But according to him I'm beautiful, incredible, he can't get me out of his head. According to him I'm funny, irresistible, everything he ever wanted. Everything is opposite, I don't feel like stopping it, baby tell me what I got to lose. He's into me for everything I'm not, According to you. According to you. According to you I'm stupid, I'm useless, I can't do anything right. --Orianthi |
08-31-2011, 11:27 AM | #337 |
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get your hankies ready...
this is "our song" Mrs.G and I... . I Knew I Loved You lyrics ( Savage Garden ) Songwriters: Jones, Daniel; Hayes, Darren; Hmm ohh, I will come Maybe it's intuition Somethings you just don't question Like in your eyes, I see my future in an instant And there it goes, I think I've found my best friend I know that it might sound More than a little crazy But I believe I knew I loved you before I met you I think I dreamed you into life I knew I loved you before I met you I have been waiting all my life There's just no rhyme or reason Only a sense of completion And in your eyes, I see the missing pieces I'm searching for, I think I've found my way home I know that it might sound More than a little crazy But I believe I knew I loved you before I met you I think I dreamed you into life I knew I loved you before I met you I have been waiting all my life Ooh hoo ooo, hoo hoo ooo ohh A thousand angels dance around you (Ooh hoo, hoo ooo hoo ooo hoo hoo hoo) I am complete now that I have found you I knew I loved you before I met you I think I dreamed you into life I knew I loved you before I met you I have been waiting all my life I knew I loved you before I met you I think I dreamed you into life I knew I loved you before I met you I have been waiting all my life I knew I loved you before I met you, I knew I loved you (Ooh hoo ooo, hoo hoo ooo) I knew I loved you before I met you, I knew I loved you (Ooh hoo ooo, hoo hoo hoo) I knew I loved you before I met you (Oh oh, ohh ohh, oh oh oh ay ay yea oh) I knew I loved you before I met you, I knew I loved you I knew I loved you before I ( can't believe the lyrics site actually added in the "ohh hoo^'s ) |
08-31-2011, 12:34 PM | #338 |
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reminds me of that Bright Eyes song:
This is the first day of my life I swear I was born right in the doorway I went out in the rain suddenly everything changed They're spreading blankets on the beach Yours is the first face that I saw I think I was blind before I met you Now I don’t know where I am I don’t know where I’ve been But I know where I want to go And so I thought I’d let you know That these things take forever I especially am slow But I realize that I need you And I wondered if I could come home Remember the time you drove all night Just to meet me in the morning And I thought it was strange you said everything changed You felt as if you'd just woke up And you said “this is the first day of my life I’m glad I didn’t die before I met you But now I don’t care I could go anywhere with you And I’d probably be happy” So if you want to be with me With these things there’s no telling We just have to wait and see But I’d rather be working for a paycheck Than waiting to win the lottery Besides maybe this time is different I mean I really think you like me
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08-31-2011, 12:38 PM | #339 |
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and then i listened to the song. nevermind. similar lyrics, i guess... TOTally different vibe.
this will jerk a tear or two, too:
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10-18-2011, 05:42 PM | #340 |
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I just wanna drink til I'm not thirsty,
I just wanna sleep til I'm not tired, I just wanna drive til I run out of highway, Under a purple sky. ~Kid Rock That better be on my tombstone, or Ima haunt some damn body.
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12-20-2011, 12:26 PM | #341 |
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Like anyone would be
I am flattered by your fascination with me Like any hot-blooded woman I have simply wanted an object to crave But you, you're not allowed You're uninvited An unfortunate slight Must be strangely exciting To watch the stoic squirm Must be somewhat heartening To watch shepherd need shepherd But you you're not allowed You're uninvited An unfortunate slight Like any uncharted territory I must seem greatly intriguing You speak of my love like You have experienced love like mine before But this is not allowed You're uninvited An unfortunate slight I don't think you unworthy I need a moment to deliberate ~Alanis Morissette |
12-31-2011, 12:48 PM | #342 | |
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This song, especially these lyrics have special meaning to me. I spent a long time doing things that weren't working. I put a lot of energy and earnest effort into trying to "make things work", and good things did come during this experience. But I can see now, what I couldn't see then, that I was training myself to become an expert in stuff that doesn't work. I see now how valuable that training is, now that my energy and earnest effort are rewarded instead of suspected.
I can laugh out loud now, only now, in thanks for my experience and in thanks for my reward. I dedicated this song to my girlfriend and we're both happy about it. Reading and talking with a few of my friends about the agonies they've endured, I want to turn back and shout this song to them in encouragement as we follow the same path. Come on! Don't give up! Trust me, it's worth it. You're worth it. Quote:
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01-01-2012, 04:09 PM | #344 |
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Many people tell you that they're your friend
You believe them You need them For what's round the river bend Make sure that you're receiving the signals they send 'Cause brother you've only got two hands to lend Maybe there's someone who makes you weep And some nights loom up ahead When you're asleep Some days there's things on your mind you should keep Sometimes it's tougher to look than to leap Better watch out for the Skin Deep Better watch out for the Skin Deep Brother watch out watch out for the Skin Deep Brother watch out watch out for the Skin Deep Better watch out for the Skin Deep One day the track that you're climbing gets steep Your emotions are frayed And your nerves are starting to creep Just remember the days As long as the time that you keep Brother you better watch out for the Skin Deep Better watch out for the Skin Deep Better watch out for the Skin Deep Brother watch out watch out for the Skin Deep Brother watch out watch out for the Skin Deep Better watch out for the Skin Deep
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01-01-2012, 09:42 PM | #345 |
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A long December and there's reason to believe
Maybe this year will be better than the last I can't remember the last thing that you said as you were leaving Oh the days go by so fast And it's one more day up in the canyons And it's one more night in Hollywood If you think that I could be forgiven I wish you would The smell of hospitals in winter And the feeling that it's all a lot of oysters, but no pearls All at once you look across a crowded room To see the way that light attaches to a girl And it's one more day up in the canyons And it's one more night in Hollywood If you think you might come to California I think you should Drove up to Hillside Manor sometime after 2 a.m. And talked a little while about the year I guess the winter makes you laugh a little slower Makes you talk a little lower about the things you could not show her And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe Maybe this year will be better than the last I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself To hold on to these moments as they pass And it's one more day up in the canyon And it's one more night in Hollywood It's been so long since I've seen the ocean I guess I should --Counting Crows |
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