Quiznation

[monster]

1. Toilet lid up or down?
2. Cop car on shoulder: Slow Down, Move to other lane, both, or neither?
3. 9/11: minute's silence, attending a function, nothing?
4. Are you brand-loyal when you buy groceries?
5. Fiction or non-fiction?
6. Oatmeal/porridge: Nice or nasty and what goes on it?
7. You must travel 5 miles without motorized vehicular or gravitational assistance. How will you travel?
8. Pasta or Rice?
9. Hurricanes or Earthquakes?
10. Paper books or eBooks or don't read?
11. Math(s) or History?
12. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
13. McDonald's or Domino's (or death)
14. Higher Ed or university of Life?
15. PJs or Nekkid?
16. Which is more important: Learning to swim or learning to type?
17. Odd or Even numbers?
18. Do you play the lottery at least once a month?
19. Beer or wine?
20. AA or RAC (Brits) AA or happily alcoholic or other (write in) everyone else.....?
21. Let's dance...what music is playing?
22. Have you ever had sex in a public bathroom?
23. Chocolate or Coffee?
24. What is the best thing about the number 23?
    

[DanaC]

Originally Posted by monster

1. Toilet lid up or down? Down
2. Cop car on shoulder: Slow Down, Move to other lane, both, or neither? Don;t drive, so can't answer
3. 9/11: minute's silence, attending a function, nothing? nothing
4. Are you brand-loyal when you buy groceries? Depends which groceries. Pretty brand loyal with some stuff
5. Fiction or non-fiction? Very much depends on mood. For reading, my preferenceis usually fiction, but for TV I am equally likely to watch a documentary as anything else
6. Oatmeal/porridge: Nice or nasty and what goes on it? Nice. Made with sugar and salt.
7. You must travel 5 miles without motorized vehicular or gravitational assistance. How will you travel? Shanks's Pony
8. Pasta or Rice? Pasta mostly
9. Hurricanes or Earthquakes? Neither I prefer typhoons...
10. Paper books or eBooks or don't read? Paper books, or audiobooks
11. Math(s) or History? History every time
12. Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Ich Spreche nur ein bisschen Deutsche
13. McDonald's or Domino's (or death) McDs
14. Higher Ed or university of Life?Higher Ed
15. PJs or Nekkid?long t-shirt
16. Which is more important: Learning to swim or learning to type?depends how near the water you live
17. Odd or Even numbers?neither
18. Do you play the lottery at least once a month?never
19. Beer or wine?beer
20. AA or RAC (Brits) AA or happily alcoholic or other (write in) everyone else.....? non-driver, so can;t answer
21. Let's dance...what music is playing?Typhoon
22. Have you ever had sex in a public bathroom?Nope
23. Chocolate or Coffee?coffee
24. What is the best thing about the number 23?It's a step forwards from the number 22
    

[Spexxvet]

Originally Posted by monster

1. Toilet lid up or down?
   down
2. Cop car on shoulder: Slow Down, Move to other lane, both, or neither?
   both
3. 9/11: minute's silence, attending a function, nothing?
   trying to ignore, just feeling sad
   
4. Are you brand-loyal when you buy groceries?
   no
   
5. Fiction or non-fiction?
   fiction
   
6. Oatmeal/porridge: Nice or nasty and what goes on it?
   never had porridge. Oatmeal all flavored up with peanutbutter and syrup, or just use an instant flavored kind
   
7. You must travel 5 miles without motorized vehicular or gravitational assistance. How will you travel?
   bike or walk
   
8. Pasta or Rice?
   if I must choose.... rice
   
9. Hurricanes or Earthquakes?
   hurricanes
   
10. Paper books or eBooks or don't read?
    paper, wishlist kindle or whatever
    
11. Math(s) or History?
    history
    
12. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
    nine
    
13. McDonald's or Domino's (or death)
    McDonalds, but preferrably Wendy's
    
14. Higher Ed or university of Life?
    higher ed
    
15. PJs or Nekkid?
    nekkid
    
16. Which is more important: Learning to swim or learning to type?
    swim
    
17. Odd or Even numbers?
    even, with a special shout out for 5
    
18. Do you play the lottery at least once a month?
    yes
    
19. Beer or wine?
    beer
    
20. AA or RAC (Brits) AA or happily alcoholic or other (write in) everyone else.....?
    happily alcoholic
    
21. Let's dance...what music is playing?
    music for airports - Brian Eno
    
22. Have you ever had sex in a public bathroom?
    no
    
23. Chocolate or Coffee?
    Hot chocolate, or like a candy bar? Coffee over hot chocolate, candy bar over coffee
    
24. What is the best thing about the number 23?
    it's 1/3 of 69
    

[Griff]

Originally Posted by monster

1. Toilet lid up or down?down
2. Cop car on shoulder: Slow Down, Move to other lane, both, or neither?both
3. 9/11: minute's silence, attending a function, nothing?nothing planned but It'll be in my head all day
4. Are you brand-loyal when you buy groceries? nope
5. Fiction or non-fiction?fifty-fifty
6. Oatmeal/porridge: Nice or nasty and what goes on it?yum brown sugar and raisins
7. You must travel 5 miles without motorized vehicular or gravitational assistance. How will you travel?A simple fart will propel you in a no gravity situation
8. Pasta or Rice?rice pasta
9. Hurricanes or Earthquakes?hurricane
10. Paper books or eBooks or don't read?mixed media
11. Math(s) or History? History
12. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?nein
13. McDonald's or Domino's (or death) I'll take a bad cup of coffee from the clown shop.
14. Higher Ed or university of Life?I've attended both.
15. PJs or Nekkid?neither
16. Which is more important: Learning to swim or learning to type?swim
17. Odd or Even numbers?even
18. Do you play the lottery at least once a month?There are three women in my house.
19. Beer or wine?juice
20. AA or RAC (Brits) AA or happily alcoholic or other (write in) everyone else.....?sober non-joiner
21. Let's dance...what music is playing?Teddy Pendergrass
22. Have you ever had sex in a public bathroom? No
23. Chocolate or Coffee?coffee
24. What is the best thing about the number 23?Don Mattingly
    

[footfootfoot]

Toilet lid up or down?Down
Cop car on shoulder: Slow Down, Move to other lane, both, or neither?Both, usually
9/11: minute's silence, attending a function, nothing?Aggressively filling my mind with other thoughts
Are you brand-loyal when you buy groceries?Not particularly
Fiction or non-fiction?50/50
Oatmeal/porridge: Nice or nasty and what goes on it?http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p=698427&postcount=120
You must travel 5 miles without motorized vehicular or gravitational assistance. How will you travel?bike or walk
Pasta or Rice?Rice
Hurricanes or Earthquakes?Hurricanes
Paper books or eBooks or don't read?Paper
Math(s) or History?Histories
Sprechen Sie Deutsch?Ja, aber schlechtes Deutsch
McDonald's or Domino's (or death)The Scotsman any day over Domino's
Higher Ed or university of Life?U of Life
PJs or Nekkid?Nekkid
Which is more important: Learning to swim or learning to type?Swim
Odd or Even numbers?Odd. Because you can make even numbers with odd numbers, but not the other way around
Do you play the lottery at least once a month?Never, I am good enough at math that I don't need to play lottery, besides I won the SUPERENALOTTO already, so I'm set.
Beer or wine?Lately I've been craving beer
AA or RAC (Brits) AA or happily alcoholic or other (write in) everyone else.....? Cool Detente
Let's dance...what music is playing?Hall of the Mountain King
Have you ever had sex in a public bathroom?Invited, but declined
Chocolate or Coffee?Chocolate
What is the best thing about the number 23?The number 23 is a man's best friend. It will never stand him up and never let him down. It will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. It will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. It will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. It will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...No wait....
Sorry. I'm thinking of whiskey.
It's whiskey that does all that shit. Never mind.

[SamIam]

Originally Posted by monster

1. Toilet lid up or down?
   down
2. Cop car on shoulder: Slow Down, Move to other lane, both, or neither?
   slow down
3. 9/11: minute's silence, attending a function, nothing?
   none of the above
4. Are you brand-loyal when you buy groceries?
   cheap and on sale are my fav brands
5. Fiction or non-fiction?
   anything with words
6. Oatmeal/porridge: Nice or nasty and what goes on it?
   dislike oatmeal, but oat bran is okay with brown sugar
7. You must travel 5 miles without motorized vehicular or gravitational assistance. How will you travel?
   shank's mare
8. Pasta or Rice?
   depends
9. Hurricanes or Earthquakes?
   we prefer forest fires or blizzards out here
10. Paper books or eBooks or don't read?
    paper but hope for an e-reader soon. Then it will be both.
11. Math(s) or History?
    history
12. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
    no habla espanol
13. McDonald's or Domino's (or death)
    death by Domino's, of course
14. Higher Ed or university of Life?
    Both
15. PJs or Nekkid?
    silk nighties
16. Which is more important: Learning to swim or learning to type?
    swim
17. Odd or Even numbers?
    primes only
18. Do you play the lottery at least once a month?
    nope
19. Beer or wine?
    used to be wine, now its iced tea
20. AA or RAC (Brits) AA or happily alcoholic or other (write in) everyone else.....?
    AA
21. Let's dance...what music is playing?
    my fav local band, Martini Shot
22. Have you ever had sex in a public bathroom?
    yes
23. Chocolate or Coffee?
    mocha
24. What is the best thing about the number 23?
    prime number that
    

So, do I pass?

[HungLikeJesus]

Monster is just collecting information on all of us to sell to Google. You know I'm not falling for that.

[monster]

Actually, I'm selling it to Al-Quaeda.

...hang on, someone at the door........

[monster]

Originally Posted by SamIam

So, do I pass?

yes, I also have a preference for prime numbers.

[DanaC]

I hate prime numbers. They think they're all that. They can go fuck themselves. Cocky little bastards.

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by monster

1. Toilet lid up or down?Up
2. Cop car on shoulder: Slow Down, Move to other lane, both, or neither? Slow down, move to the other lane. It's the law in KY.
3. 9/11: minute's silence, attending a function, nothing? Hope it never happens again.
4. Are you brand-loyal when you buy groceries? Fer shure.
5. Fiction or non-fiction? Fiction for reading, non-fiction for talking.
6. Oatmeal/porridge: Nice or nasty and what goes on it? Oatmeal is okay, but, I'll pass.
7. You must travel 5 miles without motorized vehicular or gravitational assistance. How will you travel? On my feet.
8. Pasta or Rice? Either.
9. Hurricanes or Earthquakes? Neither!!
10. Paper books or eBooks or don't read? Paper books.
11. Math(s) or History? History.
12. Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Nein.
13. McDonald's or Domino's (or death) Little Caesar's.
14. Higher Ed or university of Life? SHK. School of Hard Knocks.
15. PJs or Nekkid? Nekkid.
16. Which is more important: Learning to swim or learning to type? Typing nowadays.
17. Odd or Even numbers? Odd.
18. Do you play the lottery at least once a month? Yes.
19. Beer or wine? Beer (the only wine I drink is Mogen David Blackberry. $16/3 liters.
20. AA or RAC (Brits) AA or happily alcoholic or other (write in) everyone else.....? Happily narco-alcoholic.
21. Let's dance...what music is playing? Prolly country.
22. Have you ever had sex in a public bathroom? Not according to Bill Clinton.
23. Chocolate or Coffee? Chocolate.
24. What is the best thing about the number 23? I never watched it?
    

[Sundae]

Originally Posted by monster

1. Toilet lid up or down?
   Up
2. Cop car on shoulder: Slow Down, Move to other lane, both, or neither?
   N/A
3. 9/11: minute's silence, attending a function, nothing?
   Nothing
4. Are you brand-loyal when you buy groceries?
   Depends on my budget
5. Fiction or non-fiction?
   Fiction
6. Oatmeal/porridge: Nice or nasty and what goes on it?
   Nice and nothing
7. You must travel 5 miles without motorized vehicular or gravitational assistance. How will you travel?
   Walk
8. Pasta or Rice?
   Depends on what I'm having with it. I can eat brown rice on its own, can't say the same about plain pasta.
9. Hurricanes or Earthquakes?
   Hurricanes - people get more warning
10. Paper books or eBooks or don't read?
    Paper
11. Math(s) or History?
    History
12. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
    Eine kleine
13. McDonald's or Domino's (or death)
    All three!
14. Higher Ed or university of Life?
    University of life
15. PJs or Nekkid?
    Naked
16. Which is more important: Learning to swim or learning to type?
    I had lessons in both and am still no good at either
17. Odd or Even numbers?
    Odd
18. Do you play the lottery at least once a month?
    Yes
19. Beer or wine?
    Cider
20. AA or RAC (Brits) AA or happily alcoholic or other (write in) everyone else.....?
    N/A
21. Let's dance...what music is playing?
    90's music
22. Have you ever had sex in a public bathroom?
    Yes
23. Chocolate or Coffee?
    A proper mug of builder's tea.
24. What is the best thing about the number 23?
    I can get the bus without having to ask the driver to break a £20 note.

[infinite monkey]

Originally Posted by monster

1. Toilet lid up or down? Down...seat down, lid down, fair to all
2. Cop car on shoulder: Slow Down, Move to other lane, both, or neither? Both
3. 9/11: minute's silence, attending a function, nothing? Fam reunion, then drink beer watch football
4. Are you brand-loyal when you buy groceries? YES
5. Fiction or non-fiction? Fiction
6. Oatmeal/porridge: Nice or nasty and what goes on it? Nasty. Dirt goes on it.
7. You must travel 5 miles without motorized vehicular or gravitational assistance. How will you travel? Bicycle
8. Pasta or Rice? Rice.
9. Hurricanes or Earthquakes? Hurricanes, no one names earthquakes
10. Paper books or eBooks or don't read? Hardback, paperback
11. Math(s) or History? Literature and arts? OK, history I guess.
12. Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Non
13. McDonald's or Domino's (or death) Death, ah well I do like a sausage biscuit.
14. Higher Ed or university of Life? Higher Ed
15. PJs or Nekkid? PJs!
16. Which is more important: Learning to swim or learning to type? Swim
17. Odd or Even numbers? Odd
18. Do you play the lottery at least once a month? Yes
19. Beer or wine? Yes
20. AA or RAC (Brits) AA or happily alcoholic or other (write in) everyone else.....? I'm too drunk to understand the question
21. Let's dance...what music is playing? You Sexy Thing...Hot Chocolate, or Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield...it's really hard to tell what'll get my ass shakin' I'se a dancin' fool
22. Have you ever had sex in a public bathroom? Nope
23. Chocolate or Coffee? Coffee
24. What is the best thing about the number 23? It's a little less than twice my lucky number.

[limey]

1. Toilet lid up or down? Up
2. Cop car on shoulder: Slow Down, Move to other lane, both, or neither? Both
3. 9/11: minute's silence, attending a function, nothing? Nothing
4. Are you brand-loyal when you buy groceries? No
5. Fiction or non-fiction? Non-fiction
6. Oatmeal/porridge: Nice or nasty and what goes on it? Mmmm porage, made with milk, with nothing on (or golden syrup if I'm feeling naughty!)
7. You must travel 5 miles without motorized vehicular or gravitational assistance. How will you travel? Walk
8. Pasta or Rice? Rice (brown )
9. Hurricanes or Earthquakes? Haven't tried either
10. Paper books or eBooks or don't read? Both
11. Math(s) or History? History
12. Sprechen Sie Deutsch? nein, а говорю по-русски!
13. McDonald's or Domino's (or death) McDonalds for my sins
14. Higher Ed or university of Life? Higher Ed
15. PJs or Nekkid? Naked, unless I'm away from home
16. Which is more important: Learning to swim or learning to type? Typing
17. Odd or Even numbers? Even
18. Do you play the lottery at least once a month? No
19. Beer or wine? Wine mostly
20. AA or RAC (Brits) AA or happily alcoholic or other (write in) everyone else.....? Green Flag
21. Let's dance...what music is playing? Rock 'n'Roll
22. Have you ever had sex in a public bathroom? No
23. Chocolate or Coffee? Chocolate, no, coffee, no wait I have to choose?
24. What is the best thing about the number 23? Chocolate, no, coffee, no wait I have to choose?

[glatt]

Originally Posted by monster

1. Toilet lid up or down?Down. It's there for a reason.
2. Cop car on shoulder: Slow Down, Move to other lane, both, or neither?Both, if I can. Otherwise just slow down.
3. 9/11: minute's silence, attending a function, nothing?All 3
4. Are you brand-loyal when you buy groceries? Yes
5. Fiction or non-fiction?Non-fiction. Usually a how-to book.
6. Oatmeal/porridge: Nice or nasty and what goes on it?brown sugar
7. You must travel 5 miles without motorized vehicular or gravitational assistance. How will you travel?Bike. I'll walk it if I have to, but that's a time consuming walk.
8. Pasta or Rice?pasta
9. Hurricanes or Earthquakes?Earthquakes. They are scary and then over.
10. Paper books or eBooks or don't read?Paper only
11. Math(s) or History?history
12. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?etwas
13. McDonald's or Domino's (or death) McDonald's
14. Higher Ed or university of Life?I did higher ed, but I think University of Life is probably more valuable
15. PJs or Nekkid?t-shirt and boxers
16. Which is more important: Learning to swim or learning to type?swim
17. Odd or Even numbers?Even
18. Do you play the lottery at least once a month?nope
19. Beer or wine?both
20. AA or RAC (Brits) AA or happily alcoholic or other (write in) everyone else.....? moderation
21. Let's dance...what music is playing?Rock Lobster, down, down
22. Have you ever had sex in a public bathroom?Ew
23. Chocolate or Coffee?chocolate
24. What is the best thing about the number 23?I'm drawing a blank. Sorry 23, nothing against you.