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10-12-2011, 01:57 AM
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Ha pretty amusing, try this one!
Hey are you a thief cause someone's just stole my wallet. (instead of cause someones just stole my heart) |
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10-12-2011, 11:53 AM
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10-29-2011, 11:17 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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10-29-2011, 11:19 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Jimmy Buffett has an entire (great) (nsfw lyric) song that fits perfectly here:
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10-29-2011, 11:01 PM
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Real true story ... In the nerdiverse pickup lines are different. Used successfully on me ... "Compared to you and I most people have the IQ of a carrot."
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10-30-2011, 12:03 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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That's what I call irony.
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03-07-2012, 03:27 PM
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Lolz
Do you work at subway cause every time I see you i get a foot long
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03-15-2012, 04:26 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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"Excuse me, Miss? Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?"
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03-15-2012, 08:42 PM
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We might try it sometime... 
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03-19-2012, 05:35 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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I had this chick one time (at band camp), she wanted to eat a handful of pills to knock herself completely-the-fuck-out, and then wanted me to video myself doing whatever I wanted to do to her so she could watch it later. Whatever I wanted to do. Her idea.
Didn't go through with it, I started to feel like I was being set up. I mean, she could have said later she didn't want to do that, that I drugged her, raped her while she was unconscious, or whatever. Too many bad possibilities. 
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03-19-2012, 06:10 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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Smart move, dude, that video would look pretty dodgy.
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03-19-2012, 10:18 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Whoa. Yeah, big alarms going off. You were right to get far, far away from her.
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03-20-2012, 08:24 AM
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Radical Centrist
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How's she going to paint your house if she's knocked out?
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03-20-2012, 02:44 PM
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"...paint my house..."
LOL!
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