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02-06-2004, 11:42 AM
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Radical Centrist
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2/6/2004: Cow unexpectedly walks through bank
 Oh sure, in India this might not be unusual, but this one happened in Germany. According to this Ananova story, the cow escaped from a nearby wedding, where the groom had employed it as a joke to provide guests with fresh milk in place of champagne. And then it walked into a bank.  "The animal was a nice customer," a bank spokeswoman told Bild newspaper. "It behaved, was friendly and didn't even knock anything over." |
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02-06-2004, 11:44 AM
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Your Bartender
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That would be as opposed to a cow EXPECTEDLY walking through a bank.
Wonder if it made any deposits while it was there?? |
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02-06-2004, 11:52 AM
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Minister of Lurking
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I love the quote from the spokesman, that is fantastic.
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02-06-2004, 12:52 PM
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Intouch with his inner sheep rider.
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It wanted to see if they were using Gateways
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02-06-2004, 01:12 PM
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Come on, cat.
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I bet it was looking for the china shop.
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02-06-2004, 06:59 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Looking for a bull market?
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02-06-2004, 08:39 PM
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Your Bartender
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HEY! Who opened the Schlitz Malt Liquor(tm)?
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02-06-2004, 11:46 PM
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Ignorance is bliss and I'm orgasmic
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Moonich?
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02-06-2004, 11:48 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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That cow is gonna milk the publicity from this for all it's worth...
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02-07-2004, 12:19 AM
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Layperson
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I'm loving all these bad puns that are flying...tee hee. This is just one of those situations where they are necessary.
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02-07-2004, 03:40 AM
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Neophyte-in-training
Join Date: Feb 2004
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wow
Holy cow, she sure seems to be moooving fast! If I hadn't seen the pics I would say this story was a load of bull!
Last edited by CDNRascal; 02-07-2004 at 03:50 AM. |
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02-07-2004, 03:56 AM
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Fellow-Commoner
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maybe she needed some moooola?
( sorry, I couldn't resist ) 
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02-07-2004, 07:52 AM
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The future is unwritten
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Welcome to the Cellar, Olikat.
 I wonder what a cow will do with a free toaster?
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02-07-2004, 09:29 AM
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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I hope it wasn't that bank from "Bowling for Columbine" where you get a free gun.
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