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Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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I love the comic strip Mutts for it's gentle humor. This strip made me laugh out loud.
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01-12-2012, 10:03 AM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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I like "Repeal the 20th Century."
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01-14-2012, 07:15 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Make sure to read the fine print.
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01-14-2012, 07:17 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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01-14-2012, 07:28 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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"Terrorist Winner"
I'm still laughing.
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01-16-2012, 06:04 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that
the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illiegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to bet back home. I started to cry when I thought of you. Then it dawned on me...OH, CRAP!!!!! I'll see you on the bus!
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01-16-2012, 06:11 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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They even provide a Federal Air Marshal, right by the window, in disguise as a WWII Vet.
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01-16-2012, 06:33 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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No no no - You misunderstand. He is the bonus deportee.
They don't have to pay his veterans benefits now either. They're WINNING.
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01-16-2012, 06:48 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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This sort of thing has been going on for years.
That cruise ship off Italy didn't crash by accident, you know. 
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01-17-2012, 05:53 PM
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Professor
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As a foreigner, I have a question about the Republican party.
Will they change their symbol, the elephant, once they have selected a candidate ? Because the choice of symbol seems a bit poor: a mitt or a newt (too much sorcery here?)... If they choose Romney, at least, they'll get a (oops baseball) boxing champion because, to their mind, he'll be the Golden Mitt (or is that Glove?).
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01-17-2012, 06:00 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Why is their symbol a nellyphant anyway?
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01-17-2012, 06:06 PM
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Professor
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What's funny is that, here in France, that poor animal is associated to the big guns in the Socialist Party. Supposedly because they have a lot of weight, yet it could be they're slow to move.
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01-17-2012, 06:08 PM
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still says videotape
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