2/13/2004: Pet buffalo - Page 2

CzinZumerzet · 02-13-2004, 06:11 PM

Just a few days ago a cow walked through a bank and now a bison (Buffalo?) in a kitchen reminds me of a dreadful flood in our valley some 20 years ago. Many farm animals drowned and one, a huge dairy cow with massive horns floated across garden walls, and through the large kitchen window at the home of my aunt. When the floodwaters subsided my aunt and her family returned home to find a swollen dead cow draped across the kitchen floor. I think it was the talk of the valley for many years. T'anks for the memory

(Buffalo/Bison wings??) Firstimer and strangely nervous!

smillie · 02-13-2004, 07:02 PM

Oh give me a home
where the Buffalo roam
and I'll show you house full of dirt.

Hmmm. Doesn't rhyme. Oh well.

Happy Monkey · 02-13-2004, 08:05 PM

Um, that's not dirt.

Griff · 02-13-2004, 08:20 PM

*

poohbearbeth · 02-13-2004, 11:20 PM

BISON

The other white meat

BISON

it's whats for dinner

I mean I have a puppy and he sleeps in the bed----imagine picking up his poopie for litter laws
:p

quzah · 02-14-2004, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poohbearbeth
I mean I have a puppy and he sleeps in the bed

Yeah but if this guy's bison sleeps in his bed that's a whole different story. Or two. Beastality aside, what if it rolls over on him in the middle of the night? Or stretches out and he gets a hoof to the jaw? Or the groin...

Quzah. <-- look fucker, I signed my post! HAH! I'll sign it again!

Quzah!!!

And again!!!

Quzah.

elSicomoro · 02-14-2004, 12:37 AM

You know, Quzah's alright for being a vegan...

xoxoxoBruce · 02-14-2004, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrputter
FileNotFound<EM>> I wonder if that guy dresses like that all the time...</EM>

As someone who moved into that area about six months ago (this story has been all. over. the local news the last couple of days), I can attest that in all probability, yes.

A lot of people in this neck of the prairie actually wear that kind of garb on a daily basis. I wouldn't have believed it myself before I came here.

Of course they do, especially when they're having their picture taken or steppin out. Where did you think western wear came from, Hollywood?

Olikat · 02-14-2004, 09:10 PM

WOah! at first sight I thought that dude was a "vertically challenged" individual! Now that would have been a story!

BTW: CDNrascal created the artwork for the screening of that oven door. Can we get a round of applause for him?

xoxoxoBruce · 02-14-2004, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Firstimer and strangely nervous!

Don't be, it only seems perverted, the first time.

And welcome to the Cellar.

Uryoces · 02-15-2004, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smillie
Oh give me a home
where the Buffalo roam
and I'll show you house full of dirt.

Hmmm. Doesn't rhyme. Oh well.

Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
For what would an antelope say?

Pi · 02-16-2004, 07:02 AM

Well a german actor went for a reality show to the djungle for 2 weeks. When he came back, he had a monkey living in his house. So his wife told him either the monkey or herself will leave the house. And he choose the monkey

chrisinhouston · 02-16-2004, 11:02 AM

I don't even want to think about what goes into house training a buffalo. Instead of a rolled up newspaper you'd need a 2 x 4.

NPR had a radio essay a couple of years ago about a couple that kept a horse as a house pet. It slept in their room and ate meals with them in the kitchen. They had to substantially upgrade their floors to hold the weight. It was actually house trained and would go to the door when it wanted to go out and take care of business.

My exwife has 4 English Mastiffs totaling about 1000 lbs. which is a heck of a lot of dog for one little house. I'd send her the link for this image but we are on pretty good terms now and I wouldn't want to screw it up!

chrisinhouston · 02-16-2004, 11:19 AM

I just did a search on Google for "Large House Pets" and got a hit for http://www.apeculture.com/FATPETS.HTM which was pretty amusing, it's titled Obese House Pets Petition Richard Simmons for Help. So much for finding any other large house pets like the buffalo.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-16-2004, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pi
Well a german actor went for a reality show to the djungle for 2 weeks. When he came back, he had a monkey living in his house. So his wife told him either the monkey or herself will leave the house. And he choose the monkey

He chose the monkey to stay or leave?

Great link Chris, thanks.

02-13-2004, 06:11 PM	#16
CzinZumerzet .....short for Caz Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The West Coast of England Posts: 358	Pet Buffalo Just a few days ago a cow walked through a bank and now a bison (Buffalo?) in a kitchen reminds me of a dreadful flood in our valley some 20 years ago. Many farm animals drowned and one, a huge dairy cow with massive horns floated across garden walls, and through the large kitchen window at the home of my aunt. When the floodwaters subsided my aunt and her family returned home to find a swollen dead cow draped across the kitchen floor. I think it was the talk of the valley for many years. T'anks for the memory (Buffalo/Bison wings??) Firstimer and strangely nervous! __________________ ..down by the zea zippin' zider

02-13-2004, 07:02 PM	#17
smillie Romantic Necromancer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Metro Detroit, Michigan Posts: 29	Oh give me a home where the Buffalo roam and I'll show you house full of dirt. Hmmm. Doesn't rhyme. Oh well. __________________ dyslexic's untie

02-13-2004, 08:05 PM	#18
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Um, that's not dirt. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

02-13-2004, 08:20 PM	#19
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	* __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

02-13-2004, 11:20 PM	#20
poohbearbeth Keeper of the Decorum Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 59	The other meat BISON The other white meat BISON it's whats for dinner I mean I have a puppy and he sleeps in the bed----imagine picking up his poopie for litter laws :p

02-14-2004, 12:37 AM	#22
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	You know, Quzah's alright for being a vegan...

02-14-2004, 09:10 PM	#24
Olikat Fellow-Commoner Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 10	WOah! at first sight I thought that dude was a "vertically challenged" individual! Now that would have been a story! BTW: CDNrascal created the artwork for the screening of that oven door. Can we get a round of applause for him?

02-16-2004, 07:02 AM	#27
Pi desperate finder Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Luxembourg Posts: 437	Well a german actor went for a reality show to the djungle for 2 weeks. When he came back, he had a monkey living in his house. So his wife told him either the monkey or herself will leave the house. And he choose the monkey

02-16-2004, 11:02 AM	#28
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	I don't even want to think about what goes into house training a buffalo. Instead of a rolled up newspaper you'd need a 2 x 4. NPR had a radio essay a couple of years ago about a couple that kept a horse as a house pet. It slept in their room and ate meals with them in the kitchen. They had to substantially upgrade their floors to hold the weight. It was actually house trained and would go to the door when it wanted to go out and take care of business. My exwife has 4 English Mastiffs totaling about 1000 lbs. which is a heck of a lot of dog for one little house. I'd send her the link for this image but we are on pretty good terms now and I wouldn't want to screw it up!

02-16-2004, 11:19 AM	#29
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	Large house pets I just did a search on Google for "Large House Pets" and got a hit for http://www.apeculture.com/FATPETS.HTM which was pretty amusing, it's titled Obese House Pets Petition Richard Simmons for Help. So much for finding any other large house pets like the buffalo.

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